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| spud (profile) wrote, on 11-30-2010 at 1:38am | |
| Subject: outing myself |
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yes, i'm on zoosk. sorry. i'm still not entirely sure why. but it intrigues me to see who's out there. at the same time, it's depressing to realize that everyone (who uses a dating service) is stupid. attention zooskers (it's a word now. noah webster is rolling in his grave): just because you graduated from high school does not mean that you have a graduate degree. if this many 22 year olds actually had a masters, i would not be so disappointed in humanity. instead, my sadness is deepened further by the fact that they don't understand the difference. if you're 22, divorced, with kids at home, you do not have a graduate degree. please stop claiming anything to the contrary. i apologise that i smoke and drink on a regular basis. beyond all that, i'm not such a bad guy. even still, i'm probably not the best one to help raise your intellectually challenged spawn from that asshole that dumped you. if for no other reason than the fact that i lack the financial wherewithal to do so. and i can probably come up with a few other reasons to boot. namely, i don't want to. |
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phil-himself | 11-30-10 7:54pm WTF is zoosk and why do I already hate it? |
spud | Re: , 12-07-10 1:29am because you hate everything. |
this-acoustic-love | 12-01-10 3:07pm I am not on zoosk because I'm not looking, but the commercial does make me laugh every single time. I think it's a perfect representation of what sex can actually be like, awkward and clumsy, rather than a romantic comedy perfect sex scene. I love when he's like AHH MY BACK! and wipes out the candles with her legs hahaha. Ah. |
spud | Re: , 12-07-10 1:29am haven't seen the commercial, but sounds like i'd enjoy it. far more than i enjoy using the free demo version of the actual service. |
gillette | 12-01-10 3:31pm I'm 22 and working on my masters!...slowly..perhaps I'll have it by the time I'm 26. |
spud | Re: , 12-07-10 1:31am congratulations. you're intelligent enough to know you don't have it yet, though. these girls are 22, with kids at home, saying they already have theirs. i'm calling bullshit. |
tabletop | 12-04-10 5:44am find sites that charge more money and you'll get better quality people.
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spud | Re: , 12-07-10 1:33am i don't have the money to spend on using those sites.
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