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| catatonicsean (profile) wrote, on 11-22-2013 at 5:30pm | |
| Current mood: bored Music: The Ramones - Wart Hog |
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| ...and now my mother has been fired from her job (her first time - the cherry has finally been shattered). She will live in abject poverty as I do, although with all her fancy-smancy references she'll back to middle-class in no time flat. But, for the time being, she will have the best glimpse into how things function in the Really Real World, hemmed in by smelly, loud, idiotic, extraordinarily fertile poor people with too many children and too little to occupy their time other than oxycotin addiction and daytime TV. It will be enlightening. For her, that is...I've seen and done it all before (aren't I the seasoned old man, eh?). Now all I have to do is convince her that bong-rips are a recreational activity, and that Ramen is the cornerstone of every meal from breakfast to dinner. And NyQuil is a perfectly acceptable substitute for milk and tea. Quoth the average Southerner, "I'll learn her good, mm-hmm." |
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munkysaurus | 11-22-13 8:06pm Aww, what'd those southerners do to you that you've categorized them as sling-blade-quote-slinging cliches? (puns excluded.) |
catatonicsean | Re: , 11-24-13 5:18pm I live among them. |