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catatonicsean (profile) wrote,
on 2-19-2014 at 2:49pm
Current mood: amused
Music: Amebix - Fear of God
Over the weekend I fell ill from being crammed into a tiny room with the lowest common denominator (strangely, I wasn't out of place), while they coughed and hacked and spoke as loudly as humanly possible. Makes me wonder if my fellow poor are going deaf, or perhaps I have the hearing faculties of a dog - however unlikely.

Anyhow...I've made myself rather popular by spreading it to everyone who comes in contact with me. And I imagine they're all terribly grateful.

In other news, the Jehovah's Witnesses came by with their usual rhetoric and browbeating tactics, and I recommended they read a Christopher Hitchens book, and why would I bother joining their antiquated death cult when I'm in the loving clutches of Satan? We all had a jolly good laugh, and then parted ways after the typical exchange of literature (I accepted theirs and they politely refused to borrow my copy of "god is not Great"), and now I patiently await for their return (sounds familiar...) at a time when I'm significantly less loopy.
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zuleika

02-19-14 6:41pm

I hope you get well soon. Take some Vitamin C. Why were you crammed in a tiny room with Contagion?

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catatonicsean

Re: , 02-20-14 3:44pm

Because the people administering the study are sadists.

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zuleika

Re: Re: , 02-20-14 7:17pm

I try never to hang with sadists. :P

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goodbye

02-19-14 7:11pm

If they come back, you should ask them something I've always wanted to know: if space in heaven is limited to the very few riteous souls, what if their spot is replaced by you? How thankful would they be if their eternal damnation was technically your fault?

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catatonicsean

Re: , 02-20-14 3:45pm

Will do. They'll just reply with gibberish in any case, but I'll relay the message.

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