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| charlessumnerthatsickfuck (profile) wrote, on 3-24-2003 at 10:09pm | |
| ring i retrieve the cordless from it's encampment while creating my latest conCOCtion of inedible culinary ruin. My father’s voice greets my ear as I pin the phone between my ear and shoulder, looking as if I’m in sever need of a chiropractor. Dad’s voice is interfered with god knows what so over his nextel so he is barley audible. He says “ hey baylee, guess what? I have a deer head sitting in the front seat next to me”. I freak out. My own vocal cord react with “ are you hurt? Do you need help?” . Images of my father sitting in the blazer bloodied and mangled somewhere in a ditch flash threw my mind. What if he needs help? “ Do you want somebody to come to you?” I say, wondering what we could do to alleviate the ruin of this treacherous predicament . My father chuckles. Surly he must be delirious w/ pain. I groan and say “ and we just raised the deductible!!!” By this stage of the scene my mother has franticly cast aside her evening knitting and is anxiously approaching me with a look of concern reflecting in her honest brown eyes. More laughter is emitted from the phone. My mother says “ baylee whats’ wrong, are you playing a trick on me?” sure that on the other end of the line is steph, just gonin’ the extra mile for a good laugh. NO I’m not. By this time my father has reigned in his humorous fit of laughter and has managed to spill out, “ just a deer head, not a whole deer” Well, that assured me everything was under control. Then it clicked. Perhaps, perhaps it wasn’t deceased due to my fathers poooooooooooor poor driving skills (nearly as bad as me, but nowhere as wretched as k-t lol had to do it) it was a mounted head. Damn parents. They just shortened my life span by 10 yrs. Its not good for an fat kid to be teased!!! My ticker could blow up!!! Well, I guess you had to be there. |
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mysticdaydream | 03-24-03 10:40pm ah yes, that story gets better and better every time i hear it! hehe. a deer head! priceless. don't worry about shortening your life span. you're prolly going to die at the age of 24 on the floor of the bathroom, naked, because you dropped your electric toothbrush into the bath tub. it happens all the time. |
Tina | Re, 03-25-03 3:57pm wow, what a story, can I hear More PLEASE!It was just starting to get interesting!lol |