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adiosesposito (profile) wrote,
on 4-6-2003 at 1:12am
Music: elvis costello-everyday i write the book
"An Ode to the Day That Was Close to Being the Epitome of Worthless"

Awaking at 11 am
From a night's slumber
I recalled my dream I had waked from
In which I was at a concert
And a fire broke out
As I watched all my friends get burned in front of my eyes
A feeling of hopelessness overcame me
Suddenly my 80's mix came on my stereo
And as I heard the opening riff of the Queen is Dead
I realized my alarm had saved me from this horrible dream
As I came to my senses
I was relieved to find I had not wet the bed
Oh wait, I had
Damn I thought
I really don't like the feeling of waking up in my own bodily fluids
Waking up in Austin Pelala's bodily fluids on the other hand
Well, thats another story
But back to my day
I waited for the next 5 hours
For a call that would never come
A feeling that I have become used to
Over the past 15 years of my life
Soon I scoured the pantry for some food
No more Cheez-its
No more Boo Berry
Just Reduced Fat Wheat Thins
Boxes and boxes of those infernal things
I settled on a month old Frosty
And reclined on my couch
Passing out with the sounds of Swingers in the background
By the time I woke up, it was 6
So I called up noah to see if he would give me his Coheed ticket
There was a resounding no dice emanating from the other end of the phone
Rejected and lonely, I thought of taking 22 Tylenol Cold tablets
But I had an even better idea
I called up Justin D. Schaffer
Knowing he was probably in his Looney Tunes boxers watching the Food Network
I figured he would pick up
To my delight he answered
And within 30 minutes he was at my house
Guitar in one hand
McDonalds in the other
We laughed
We jammed
We called Ryan Nagel
All in all good times
Thanks go out to him
The only kid who didn't go to the concert
Who also wanted to hang with me
So as I listen to Trin tell me about her lost and now found ferret
I think to myself
Real friends are the ones who don't even know or care about Coheed and Cambria

sic transit gloria

drew r.
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xNo_Substancex

04-06-03 4:07am

"Real friends are the ones who don't even know or care about Coheed and Cambria"

Truer words have NEVER been spoken.

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4thReich

04-06-03 11:51am

if there is one thing im good at, its not knowing who coheed is. and eating mcdonalds, i put your arteries to shame drew.

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4thReich

Re:, 04-06-03 11:52am

p.s. kansas is goin all the way

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picturesxstarsxdreams

04-06-03 11:51am

thats not very fair.... plus Drew.. Gravity still had tickets yesterday.

just cuz you're bitter don't say that we're really not your friends. if you really believe that then i'd have to say that you're pretty selfish.

i <3 u though. don't forget!

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Paris

Re:, 04-06-03 1:55pm

Wow Vivi, thanks for telling me it was sold out. Drew I'm thinking we need to hang out at some point. You sound hot, like seriously.

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picturesxstarsxdreams

Re: Re:, 04-06-03 2:21pm

hey, how about i didn't find that out ill 5pm from paul??



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Paris

Re: Re: Re:, 04-06-03 2:31pm

I'm sure :0P

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atThePark

04-06-03 9:31pm

i like codeed. i like drew. i like austin pelela's bodily fluids.

i like jesus?

<3brian

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