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| adiosesposito (profile) wrote, on 4-7-2003 at 7:38pm | |
| Music: velvet underground- who loves the sun Subject: THIS IS HEAVY! |
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| And now I present to you, the next cinematic classic: BACK TO THE FUTURE IV: BACK THAT ASS UP written by drew r. Black Screen. Suddenly that weird little chime noise is made. Fade In on a wristwatch. It ticks. It tocks. It ticks. It tocks. Zoom out to reveal Marty McFly sitting on a park bench. He looks older than when we last left him. He is slightly dirty and looks as if he hasn't shaved in a month. There's a bottle of tequilla on one side of him and a few used syringes on the other side. He is reading the newspaper. MARTY ( to himself) Holy Spin City! I can't believe it's already 1995. What happened to me? I used to be a rebel slacker who dated a hot girl named Jennifer, who inexplicably changed physically over the course of a day. Now look at me. I'm a burnt out bum who can't go a day without booze. ANOTHER BUM And you're addicted to crank. MARTY Ah yes. Thanks for reminding me. It seems like such a long time since I went back to the future. Or was it back to the past? Or back to the present? Damnit! Marty takes a long swig from the bottle of tequilla and pops a few vicodin. Suddenly, a bolt of lightening flashes and a Pinto drops from the sky. The door is opened half way, it seems to be jammed. A few " Son of a bitchs" are heard emanating from the Pinto. Finally the door is opened completely, and a figure steps out. DOC Marty! MARTY Doc! DOC Marty! MARTY Doc! And so on. DOC Marty,we've got to go back! MARTY Back where Doc? DOC Back... He points at the screen. DOC To the future! MARTY Honestly Doc, what the fuck are you talking about? I see you haven't quit that speed habit you had back in the 80's. DOC Listen Marty, we have no time. We have to save the world. MARTY What did you do Doc, start a war or something? DOC No, worse. I had sex with your mom in 1955, and my lively sperm impregnanted your surprisingly slutty mother. This has caused a huge error in the time-space continium. MARTY Man, I knew my mother was loose, but Jesus! That's horrible Doc. DOC Yeah, this is heavy. Now come on, let's roll. MARTY Why do you need me on this adventure? This sounds like all you have to do is go back to 1955 and keep your penis in your pants. DOC Well you see...um, flux capicitor...Great Scot...time travel...just get in the fuckin car Teen Wolf. TO BE CONTINUED... |
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twister10 | 04-07-03 9:22pm Marty McFly + Horny Doc + Lorraine Baines in 1955 = One seriously disturbing bedroom scene.
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4thReich | 04-08-03 4:24pm graeme told me that cary is addicted to crank, and he likes men. i didnt need to say that, but i wanted my cobain pic to be in here
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| xNo_Substancex | Re:, 04-08-03 6:13pm Ask Graeme if he wants to hook up. I'd be glad to share my crank with him, but I doubt he'd want to stray from his normal intake of ciggs. After all, ciggarettes = punk rock. With an A-W-K. And he IS the Punkrawkmurdoc, according to his journal.
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| 4thReich | mowhawks are punk, 04-08-03 6:52pm i was just kidding about the graeme thing, no need to get pissy. |
| xNo_Substancex | Go get Graeme and you two can do some sieg heils., 04-08-03 8:40pm Glad to see your worth is as rampant as ever.
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