FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young POLICE OFFICER named EUGENE. He was ON MARRYING in the SLIMEY forest when he met ENORMOUS ARNOLD, a run-away SURGEON from the SLIPPERY Queen LANGIE.

EUGENE could see that ENORMOUS ARNOLD was hungry so he reached into his PLASTIC ZIP-LOC BAG and give him his FITTED FIG NEWTON BARS. ENORMOUS ARNOLD was thankful for EUGENE's FIG NEWTON BARS, so he told EUGENE a very LOVED story about Queen LANGIE's daughter ANGIE. How her mother, the SLIPPERY Queen LANGIE, kept her locked away in a SKYTOWER protected by a gigantic PIGEON, because ANGIE was so BLUE.

EUGENE CARRIED. He vowed to ENORMOUS ARNOLD the SURGEON that he would save the BLUE ANGIE. He would FLASH the PIGEON, and take ANGIE far away from her eveil mother, the SLIPPERY Queen LANGIE, and UNHOOK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a RESPECTED RAIN and ENORMOUS ARNOLD the SURGEON began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PIGEON from his story. SLIPPERY Queen LANGIE FARTED out from behind a TABLE and struck EUGENE dead. In the far off SKYTOWER you could hear a DRIP.

THE END.

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04-23-03 7:51am

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