Add Memory | Add To Friends
Atman (profile) wrote,
on 6-23-2002 at 12:36am
Current mood: productive
Music: Special Delivery (Offspring)
Subject: Umm...I guess I'll type something
Gah, you people use this every other day. Back when I was a child, we didn't have this woohu crap. You had to catch a bat and teach it how to carry messages just to tell a friend hi. It was uphill both ways, too!!


If you didn't understand the above jibberish, thats ok, it wasn't intended to be interpriated. Yeah, I spelled that wrong, kiss my ass. I don't care. You got the point.
Well, today was...how can I put it...peculiar? The horserace track that we use, (Mount Pleasant Meadows) had a youth day. Let me tell you something. My cousins. The weirdest kids to hang with. But, they're fun to be with, god knows why.
Anyway, here we are at youth day. Oh, wait, I have to tell you something else.

When I was a lad, a clown at a fair made fun of me. It was one of those dunk a clown things. Except he was really far away. So I used all my money to hit the bastard, but failed. We left the carnival later, but me, still being in my youth, saw him leave. I picked up a rock and hit that stupid f*ck right upside the head. Then, I rushed him. Put that bitch right back where he came from. :)
Anyway, ALL the committee members came to blab about how the track works. Then, clowns show up. Now, understand I have to be at youth day because my mom works at the track. So I'm the oldest and probably the only person there with demonic hatred for clowns. Who do the clowns pick for a demo? No, not me. Some little kid who began to cry. THEN they picked me. I go up there. You can already tell I'm gonna get hosed. The old, smell my flower shit. So, I go for the flower, while the other clown is behind me. I pretend to smell, and I swear, I couldn't do this in a million years. Just as he sprayed it, I ducked out of the way. Boo-frickin-ya. Hit the clown behind me. C'mon, whos the man? Then, the gay pie routine which I have never found funny. They see if they can throw a pie from ten feet away. a miss. Every miss means one step closer to them. So, I'm face to face with this clown. All I can think of is that clown who mocked me before. I snag a pie from behind me, dodge his shot and retailate. God, I could be a movie star with these moves. Everyone found all of this amusing and acted like we planned it this way. I hate clowns
I hate clowns
I hate them a lot.

Yep, thank ol' joker for permently messing up my mind. Ah, thanks jokes. I swear, if I find that clown, I'll kill him.

The odds of me finding him are awful, but, whatever.

Now, if you read this and thought I was mean, look at it this way.
1) I made a bunch of kids laugh.
2) It was them or me.
3) Dog eat dog world, buddy. Survival of the...um...fastest. I'm so delicously evil.
Post A Comment

unwanted

06-23-02 1:35pm

Well, I'm deathly afraid of clowns.My mom decorated my room with them when I was two. *shudders*

(reply to this)

spud

06-23-02 11:21pm

hey. you spelled "interpreted" wrong. just thought i'd let you know.

yeah, clowns suck. i've never feared them, but just logically kept my distance. anyone creepy enough to paint on their face and run around making fun of people, deserves to be shot.

oh yeah, in my day, you had to whittle a stick into a bird, jog two miles up the biggest hill around, and throw the bird to your friends house, hoping it could fly.

ooh. i got a joke for you.

-what did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
-wheeeeee!!!!

yeah. you are quite well known to our friends in traverse city. and jessie. she's cool, though.

(reply to this)

Atman

Re: Damn, 06-25-02 12:31am

U from the projects, ain't ya homie G? With all that bird crap. Hmm... who do you mean when you say Jessie? Benzer? Jessica Young?
You know what? Names should be distributed better like horses. If another horse has a name you wanna give your horse, f*ck you, you can't. There are too many Chris's, and Jessicas, and whatever the hell else there is. Look at my name. NOBODY has my name. Well, some kid in Afghan probably does.

(reply to comment)

spud

Re: Re: Damn, 06-25-02 9:26pm

one of my dad's alkie friends. she's like 21. from k-zoo. you wouldn't know her. that's why i explained that she was cool. because you've never met.

(reply to comment)

plainmornings

06-24-02 10:14pm

haha i was a clown 4 Halloween 2 years ago :0)

(reply to this)