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| Atman (profile) wrote, on 6-25-2002 at 12:31am | |
| Current mood: lethargic Music: Special Delivery Subject: Lethargic is cool (psst...whats that mean?) |
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| Thats right, your local insomniac is up, and frequently forgetting how to spell words. 12:30. You think I could get a life like normal people, but no. I can\'t help staying up. I keep getting stranger dreams as time moves on. Its wierd. Yeah, dreams probably are the most boring part of any conversation, so unless god gives me a sign in 30 sec, I\'m not gonna talk about it. Hmmmm...dum dum de de de dum dum...hmmm de dum dum... 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, times up. Well, unless the large meteor and my dog suddenly channeling the spirit of Bobo the clown are signs, I guess I\'ll move on. I\'m frequently running on low on energy. Why? I\'ve been stripped of my life force...Cannnndaaaaiiieee. You see, without a rather large intake of sugar, I shut down. My parents bitch because today I ate my dads gobstoppers and my mom\'s tootsie rolls. I need more, but I\'m broke and even if I had money, I...COULDN\'T DRIVE TO THE FRICKIN GAS STATION ANYWAY!!! But thats another monolouge in itself. Yeah, thats spelled wrong. Freakin yay. Anyway, I\'m thinking I need cannnndddaaaiieee. But I can\'t acquire any unless I leave the house and my parents stop somewhere. But, this Friday, with luck, things may go the other way. You see kids, (Stole that from dani, although it wasn\'t intended. Hey, I could type this thing on and on. Wheee. This is cool.) This friday, I plan on going to the UP for a couple of days. For my Florida friends, who aren\'t blessed with another chunk of land, thats the upper pennsula. I\'m from Michigan, and I can\'t spell it, either! Now, you Florida freaks can go to your personal globe and check it out. Isn\'t it nifty? I consider the UP to be a back-up in case this one breaks. Although, the UP people might see it the same way. My mother, grandfather, grandmother, and I will all go up north in a cabin. The newest hit TV show since Survivor! Who will kill the other first? Tune in! The only hard part will be my mother, who can\'t...whats the word...absorb all thats around her. Whats worse is I can\'t either, so if you talk to my about your dead grandmother, and I say, \"So hows she doing?\" It just shows my incompitence. My guess is I kill her first with a flashlight after we have a debate on who was cooler, \"I dream of Jeanie\" or \"Bewitched\" Oh come on, who wouldn\'t want a decently attractive blond genie with the IQ of a thumbtack? If you know what I\'m getting at... *Clears throat* Back to my original statement at which I was talking about me killing my mother with a flashlight. It\'ll happen. Plus my grandmother is getting pudger and wierder. Get this. You know Ozzys kid, the pink haired girl? My grandmother likes her song, that I keep telling her came from Madonna, \"Pappa don\'t preach\". Gramma can\'t wait for her to be the next sensation. Yeah, if she becomes a friggin star, then I won\'t be a virgin by the time I\'m 17. Ladies, if you want to help that pink haired girl, you might want to come to my house. We\'ll be in the same car for 5 hrs. THAT I can handle. My grandfather is the coolest guy alive. Leave it to God and his \"Plan\" to give one of the greater people on this planet cancer. Denial, yeah, I know. Two years ago we went to the cabin and I couldn\'t sleep because some bear was seen prawling in the area. Trust me, you may think I\'m a wuss now, but when your in the woods, protected by your mother and grandparents, you tend to be a little shaken. I kept saying to myself, \"It\'ll be fine! A shotguns right there. Whats that?!\" I\'m going to need every double A battery I can find so I can operate my CD player. Feel free to donate people. You could save someones life. Probably my moms. |
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spud | 06-25-02 9:13pm dude, i could've grabbed you some stuff on my way out to your place! why didn't you say anything about it on the phone? ah well, your loss. oh. it's peninsula. i think. c'mon, it's like 9. that's late enough. yeah. anyways. have fun. maybe i'll see yas again before you leave. i don't have anything going on thurs. yet. maybe you could come over? ahem.
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Atman | Re: phlegmmy?, 06-27-02 11:20pm Sounds like pee on leg mommy.
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spud | Re: Re: phlegmmy?, 07-01-02 11:57am it's spelled like pee on leg mommy. it is enunciated like 'flemmy'. make sense? no, of course not. but that's okay. it doesn't have to make sense, because it's phlegm. mucus. the gelatinous membrane that coats our intestines and nostrils. *it's phlegm*. sounds like something from snl. hee hee hee. |