Thoughts on Judge Trudy
Hello judge trudy viewers,
FUCK OFF!!! you wanna know why? its a crappy show! some cracked out loser comes onto the show saying "my mom tryed to prosecute me for abusing my child that i had when i was 16 and now im prosecuting her!" you know what? no. your just some drugged up whore, proving to the world that youre a loser by going on TV to sue youre boyfreind, AND GET CUT DOWN BY A SADISTIC REDHEAD WHO DOESN'T EVEN COME TO A CONCLUSION ON THE CASE!!!!!! i mean how stupid do people fucking get?GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! but alas, my point made, I have no more to say. . . goodbye world. . . . fuck you judge judy. . .

thoughts on "jo mama"
this is to all you FAGS who think jo mama is the best comeback in the world. you know what? your a fucking idiot! i mean i just said yor stupid, and you said jo mama. WHAT THE HELL!! YOU FUCKING RETARD! THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE THE SMALLEST AMOUNT OF SENSE!!!! AND APART FROM THAT ITS JUST OVEREALL A CRAPPY COMEBACK!!! MY MOM? WHAT THE HELL A BOUT HER YOU LITTLE FUCK! I mean seriously!whoah my mom is stupid. you know what? your a fag. you're venting your tiny feelings through the most insulting simple two words you can think of. and apart from comebacks, all the latest insults have to do with the insultee fucking his mom. LOOK! IF THE ONLY THING YOU CAN CRAM INTO THAT TINY CLUSTER OF CELLS YOU CALL YOUR BRAIN IS SEX RELATED INSULTS TO MAKE YOU LOOK BIG, THEN THAT'S FINE WITH ME! BUT IF YOUR GOING TO USE THEM ON ME, EVERY FLAW WILL BE POINTED OUT IN YOUR PITIFUL MIND THAT I CAN SO EASILY READ BY YOUR WORDS, LOOKS AND EXPRESSIONS! AND AFTER YOUR SITTING THERE SLOWLY DEDUCTING THAT THE WIMP MUST BE A GEEK NOW BECAUSE HE'S SMART, YOU'RE PROBABLY SAYING JO MAMA TOO.

amen!

ohhhhhh yeah
i just totally took down josh in a verbal battle. hes such an idiot! my favorite song just started up on my favorite CD and im eating pankakes on josh's grave, listening to his corpse crackle and burn below.it wasn't that great, but he still lost. horribly. ohhhhhh yeah.

Ok here it is:

Cousin Betty says:
sorry, your number 612
Cousin Betty says:
ya little faggot
I Am #1 says:
what
I Am #1 says:
612?
Cousin Betty says:
yeah
Cousin Betty says:
the very bottom of my distasteful people
Cousin Betty says:
in other words, you suck
Cousin Betty says:
sorry
I Am #1 says:
shut up
I Am #1 says:
alex
Cousin Betty says:
oh dear
Cousin Betty says:
verbal abuse will take you down another level
Cousin Betty says:
tsk tsk tsk
I Am #1 says:
so will your tiny dick but i never mentioned it before
Cousin Betty says:
oh my!
Cousin Betty says:
is josh suggesting that he is a peeping tom
Cousin Betty says:
your number 615 now
I Am #1 says:
no.....your friend bubba was talking all about
Cousin Betty says:
bubba?
I Am #1 says:
yeah.....dustin
Cousin Betty says:
*marks bubba down to 121 for lieing to an idiot*
I Am #1 says:
brb
Cousin Betty says:
yeah sure
Cousin Betty says:
bye loser

heya heya heya
well christmas reak is over and now its back to hell. well, at least i made my grand entrance by putting a bunch of random streaks of green in my hair. and other than that, i got this kick ass christmas present. its a. . . MODEM FOR MY GAMECUBE. yes thats right a broadband adapter and an online game. phantsy star online. sweet. i even bought a nifty little keyboard for typing messages. (aren't i a nerd?)well thats all. see ya later alligator.

apolagy
i apolagize for my recent rants. especially the hole in the bottom of the sea one. But anyway. . . i direct you to illwillpress.com. It is the place of cartoons FOR THE GODS!! THATS JUST HOW DAMN GOOD THEY ARE!!
well. . . g'bye y'all

whoah. . .
the girl. . . the one thats always in my dreams i mentioned two posts ago. . . i met her.i know because: 1. my memories of her face make the ones from the dream so clear. 2. I just know. Her name was lindsay, like the girl in band. she showed up at my house for a youth group church get-together my parents voulenteered to do. i just realized she was the girl from my dreams. she took an instant liking for me as soon as david introduced us. david, brandt, her and I hung out for the rest of the two hours everyone was at my house. we messed around and such, Lindsay declared she would give her box of 40th anniversery crayola cayons to who ever she was married to on her 40th anniversery. odd i know. in the end she said she would give the crayons to me, even if she wasn't married to me. well, now i have to go do my homework. g'night.

conversation with rachel
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
whaddup doooog?
Shark bait ohh ha ha....from Mt.wanna hock a lugi says:

Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
^0)
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:

Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
HA!!!
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:

Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:

Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:

Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
:B
Shark bait ohh ha ha....from Mt.wanna hock a lugi says:
ur really stupid!
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
and?
Shark bait ohh ha ha....from Mt.wanna hock a lugi says:
u r, its true, u know it, and u dont want 2 admit it
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
anything new
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
and im not stupid
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
i just dont give a shit if anyone thinks i am
Shark bait ohh ha ha....from Mt.wanna hock a lugi says:
well u should cuz it ruins ur reputation, not saying htat u hav 1 or anything but still!!!
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
hey my reputation is weird and i plan to keep it that way.
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
oohh pearl jam on the radio
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
one sec
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
ok
Shark bait ohh ha ha....from Mt.wanna hock a lugi says:
brb
Shark bait ohh ha ha....from Mt.wanna hock a lugi says:
g2g bye i will be on in about 15 mins
Stiny: Defender of the Earth from the lawn gnome threat says:
ok

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ok


Well this was on messenger so theres a bunch of blanks where the emotes were. . .

dream
well, i remembered my dream. it happens every month or so. its happening less and less often though. so heres how much of it i remember: i was sitting with this girl in the seats of like the collesum.this is the same girl that shows up in all my dreams i remember when i wake up. but the thing is, i can never describe how she looks, its like my memory is too vague. so then i turn to the right and see lindsay. nothing special, just lindsay, the girl who sits next to me in band. i seem to recall a rumor about me "liking" her though. oh well. so i get up, walk away from the girl and sit directly below lindsay. she said hi and i said hi. which is odd because for the most part i get the impression she thinks im a son of a gay whore bitch in real life. but then i look down in the center of the colesuum, and theres suddenly just this movie playing. well ok a movie. it mostly blue black and white with a fuzzy look to it. like. . . like the case of the evanesance cd. then she said something about it being raed R and i said "oh, well i hope not cause ill be in alot of trouble if it is." then i had to leave for some reason and somehow she comes with me (getting vague i know) but the next thing i know were on this yellowish cloud fling away from the colleseum and, the colleseum is evidently floating in mid air as i turn back to look. so now lindsay and i are just flying along wth no sight of ground at all when. . . well the next thing i can remember is being in a treehouse in fancy mel land with a plate of pizza rolls with a dragon or something of it looking for me. i was still with lindsay but i think now we had a dog. . . and thats all i remember. well. . . bye folks!

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BLLLAAAHHYHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dljg;ldjgdngnerjgnqeaofjnerfkmergojrhttnorljgh wjrfenrjfiehruhnfuhguejfgyuh kflsj;lkaHALJK JFD HAKJGHAKJjkfdskdjf;kd HOLY SHIT ATTACKING GNOMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


oh, and along that note,

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
Theres a hole in the bottom of the sea

Theres a hole, theres a hole theres a hole in the botttom of the sea<(chours)

Theres a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
theres a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea(repeat chorus)

Theres a lump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
Theres a lump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea (repeat chorus)

Theres a frog on the lump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
Theres a frog on the lump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea(repeat chorus)

Theres a wart on the frog on the lump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
Theres a wart on the frog on the lump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea(repeat chorus)

Theres a hair on the wart on the frog on the lump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
Theres a hair on the wart on the frog on the lump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea(repeat chorus)

Theres a fly on the hair on the wart on the frog on the lump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Theres a fly on the hair on the wart on the frog on the lump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea

Theres a hole Theres a hole theres a hole in the bottom of the sssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa!!

YYYYYAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!! WWOOOOO!!!
this is just exciting enough to be worth posting for! all my freinds from grade school (those were the days, man 5th grade was the best scool year of my life) are now on my msn contacts! yes! christian devin lewis, the whole lot! unfortunately nat doesnt have messenger. . . oh well!! my crew is being reunited!! (i wonder if eli has messenger. . .)

WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
YES! WEEE! for today is the begginning of the 2 and a half day week. and to celebrate this weeks sheer weeness, i am going to provide you with a link to a site with a rather fucked up cartoon. but i warn your, mourir, its as i said, fucked up. so watch it with caution. and, apart from that, i shall supply you with a series of links to a series of a very good cartoon tori shalee supplied me with.

fucked up cartoon:http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel.htm

funny cartoon series: www.rathergood.com/blode/
www.rathergood.com/blode2/
www.rathergood.com/blode3/
www.rathergood.com/blode4/
www.rathergood.com/blode5/
www.rathergood.com/blode6/

the good cartoons are really funny. but watch them in order, or it spoils it.

exiting!!
yes!! today wasnt boring!! i had to serve my detention then get a MMR shot, and soon im going to the collage theatre to see this grup called recycled percussion. they like make music out of trash. well not bannana peels and used napkins, but err like water jugs and old pipes.