Poe
Edgar Allen Poe was a fucking mastermind.. I swear, this poor dead guy's a genius. I would love to randomly mail people bits of his work..

Wouldst thou fancy some Poe, accompanied with a holiday greeting? Leave your name and address, and it shall be sent <3!

Anyways, yeah..

It's exams week. I've cut my nails into points, and Dan still hasn't called.. I'm supposed to take his torn pants and sew them up with pretty beads. Kind of like the gay hat. HEY KEITH?! Can I mend your pants with pretty beads?! XD It'd be so hot ^^

No matter how sadistic it sounds, I like hurting people..

I know, that sounds really mean, but it's true. Like biting, and clawing, and.. side-squeezing and all that, it's just so >>; Amusing..

I'm a horrible person, aren't I?

"Well, usually when I ask nicely, I get what I want."

The People Poems
Mostly family and friends.. Enjoy.

David
David is of questionable intent
he does not believe in lent
if you ask his father, mother, or brother
you'll know how his time is spent

he has a certain way to dip
and his salad usually drips
though he's nice and young and stuff
he sure has a lot of lip

this boy pisses off his mother
and if you interrogate his younger brother
he'll tell you of all the horrible things
of spoon and snakes and the other

I sure do love him a lot
though he and I have fought
we have hated and cried and the like
though I rather have him than not

Jeremy
Jeremy is a hot-headed kid
he sure can flip his lid
he looks like dad and kind of like me
though he could be sold for the lowest bid

This boy fears the shower
as if it had an evil power
he denies anyone who proposes it
with enough anger to make Jesus cower

he over-reacts a lot
screaming and ranting with haught
pride is something he never could lack
posessing enough to make Midus rot

but all together, the child is fine
with just a touch of whine
one could like him through the pomp
and in many aspects, he shines

Lindsay
Lindsay is gewd
she is picky about food
she doesn't like mayonnaise
or the fishy seafood

Preppy she is not
and surely she is hot
for my only Lindsay
I will not allow her any pot

My Lindsay fancies noodles
and shie if the kit of caboodles
fun on a bun, happy on the run
she is giggly as a pack of poodles

Oh Lindsay of the praces
firey with the races
if you look at her shoe, ignoring the poo
you'll see her fancy black laces!

I'll put up more as they're written =p Leave a comment if you'd fancy one, and if you do, gimme some weird stuff that you like/don't like. That makes them more interesting ^^

LUVVLES!

Nothing But a Day
To the tune of Something in the Way by Nirvana

My eyes have seen too much
and my
brain has decided not to

My love has called it quits
and I
need a new retreat to

Keep me from myself
and my
self-hating feelings

{chorus}
No one here to stay
But you
Nothing but a day
Yeah
Nothing but a day, here, too
{/chorus}

All my life is void
and I
think null is in order

Hate is all I grasp
and your
love is lighting my needs

My new soul has emerged
though my
encasement is crumbling

I hated all this life
but you
still take time to talk to me

I wish I saw your heart
beacuase
mine is much more open

:chorus:

My love has no more life
but you
could have seen it sooner, too

:chorus:

>>;; YEah, I know, teh stupid ^^; LOVE YOU!

"I wanna say hi!"
"" You've said hi 5 million times!""