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:: 2006 3 June :: 3.52 pm
:: Mood: Hi.
:: Music: Chewing gum, rain, typing

Hallo lovelies
How are you all today?

It's raining outside my window and I'm contemplating popping in one of the movies I got the other day.
Creepshow, Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenger, or Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. I thought I got the first one with Johnny Depp in it, but I suppose I didn't.. I got all three for like.. 15 dollars all together.
Super fun time!

Anyways, I had a lot of fun at Jade's and I'm whipped mentally and.. perhaps physically. But not literally.
Did you follow that?

Good show.

I'm gonna go watch scary movies now, kthnx.

<3

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:: 2006 28 May :: 11.09 pm
:: Mood: Stuffy

Jade - the fish who's still swimming.
Jade: I'm hooked, but there's no line.

Emily: Yeap.

Jade: Or perhaps I was pulled ashore, and then abandoned on the beach because I wasn't a good catch.

Emily: Tch. You just haven't unhooked the deadly hook yet, but the line broke.
Emily: You're still swimming, but you can't get the hook out.
Emily: 'Cause of the barbs.

Jade: Alright.


I don't think I could ever honestly stay mad at Jade for more than like.. 7 hours.

Because I love her.
That's the only explanation.


My head's all plugged up.
Bitchy.

<3

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:: 2006 23 May :: 9.38 pm
:: Mood: Thoughtful

Jade and I don't want to be ballerinas when we grow up.
Jade: Um... She picks me up at about 4
Jade: So like... 4.20 ish?
Jade: Ha.
Jade: 4.20
Jade: The worst time of day
Jade: For Emily
Jade: =p

Emily: xD
Emily: Fuck you in the butt, kthnx.
Emily: <3

Jade: Why?
Jade: You like... hate stoners.
Jade: With a passion.

Emily: Yeah
Emily: I try not to, like.. when I think about it rationally, I know it's their choice and they're stupid asses
Emily: But I just get so.. angry..

Jade: Yeah.
Jade: I know.

Emily: I'm gonna grow up to slaughter stoners
Emily: I'm going to dissect them and try to find the stupid glands in their brainds

Jade: I'm gonna grow up to be a serial killer

Emily: That secretes stupidaphetamin

Jade: Well.
Jade: I think it's disgusting when people idolize serial killers.
Jade: So I'll give them something to idolize.
Jade: No
Jade: I don't think I would kill the people who idolize serial killers.
Jade: I think I would go after the people they love
Jade: And see if they still idolize killers.
Jade: Fucking bastards.

Emily: ECKS DEE.

<3

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:: 2006 17 May :: 10.27 pm
:: Mood: Terribly amused
:: Music: asdasasd

"We eat out too much."
LIMP NINJA TIME

Watch it.
Nao.

Get on the floor.

DO A BARREL ROLL.

<3

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:: 2006 15 May :: 8.04 pm
:: Mood: Victorious

PWNED.
Eli has found a new game on his cultsite which consists of a boy or girl telling their ex that they still love them, then saying "Just Kidding". Results don't vary often and are almost always amusing. Eli and I conspired against Robbie, the unsuspecting boy-child whom was targeted. Robbie's a nice kid, I suppose, but he did grope me that one day.. >---->


Emily: Robbie

Robbie: what

Emily: It's Emily. I've been meaning to tell you..

Robbie: oh ok
Robbie: lol

Emily: Eckk.. well..
Emily: Jesussss.. lemme JUST ASK. x---x
Emily: Will you.. er... go out with me..?

Robbie: woah, is this really emily?

Emily: Y-yeah.. <--<;;
Emily: Well.. er.. will ya?

Robbie: uh, sure, i guess

Emily: You don't know how long I've liked you.

Robbie: :3
Robbie: my devilish good looks

Emily: Yeah.
Emily: Well. I was just kidding.
Emily: Thanks, though. <3

Robbie: ouch, that was mean

Emily: Love you, Robbie ^-^

Robbie: i am so confused right now

Emily: xDDD

Robbie: i fucking hate this game

Emily: XDDDDDDDDDDD

I will admit, that was pretty bitchy of me, but it was damn funny.

Eli: PWNED BITCH
Eli: JAJJAJAJAJAJAJA

Robby: IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT?

Eli: No that was Emily
Eli: But you just got pwned

Robby: uber-pwned

Eli: XD

Robby: that was creepy

Eli: More liek
Eli: Your heart skipped a beat

Robby: lolol

Eli: then was shattered like glass against the floor

Robby: moer like Emily is a bitch and i'm gonna pay fat disgusting people who hang out at lost realms to BRUTALLY RAPE HER

Eli: Aww poor robbby

Robby: theres gonna be cunt punting tomorrow

Uhh.. I'm scared?
No, not really.





Knock on wood.. >-->

XD
<3

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