HAHAHAHAHHHAHA
I just vanquished my toilet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA ~enter high-pitched maniacal laughter~

<3

It matters more to me.
You know what?

I was walking today.
I don't even know why.
I was just.. walking. And I noticed how much of our underminded necessities kill our earth, not to mention how much garbage was strewn carelessly under the abused, bent palms.
We are dead.
We create our own death.
I was walking still and came upon a smashed toad covered in flies.
I wanted to touch it.. but I didn't.
I walked further and found a stick and went back to the roadkill.
I only poked it once.
The buzzing of the flies did something. In my head. And I ran.
I ran home.
I don't get it at all.

Why I was outside in the first place is probably the biggest mystery.

People are like phantoms.
They only leave the house to go other places.
Not to be outside.
But to just.. leave.
You never see them.
You never hear them.
A room full of them and it's just one sound.

So after I ran home I noticed I hadn't eaten since the night before at like.. 9, and all of this was taking place at 5-ish.. It was a bit of a gap.
If I could have held out, I woud have gone 12 hours without eating.. xD
That'd be crazy.
And here I am, sitting on my fat ass, staring into the infantessimal pixels and codes of my computer.

Maybe I'll tell you about last night.

Heh..

Mi-chan wrote a play last year and sent it into a contest. It got selected to be preformed. It was a stage reading, but still, it was really good. I really like it.
Afterwards we went out to dinner with her large amount of family and family friends.
It was amusing, but her sister, sister's guy friend, and Erica didn't seem too pleased.
Of course we DID wait there for an hour before any sorts of food came about. Which really sucked 'cause we were really hungry.
When I get really hungry I either get really quiet or really loud to match my insatiated need, hoping to compensate for some sort of nourishment, perhaps.
Or something.
So we ate and left and I went to Adrian's with he and Michelle.
My mom came and picked Mi-chan and I up from Adrian's around 1 1:30 am.

It was pretty good all together.
I conked out on Adrian's bed room floor and I think it might be better if I didn't know what went on in that bed.
Though I woke up with a netting of vile dog hair in the back of my throat.
Which was really disgusting.
Mi-chan's like "You've got sex hair o---o"
And I says "That was one good floor."

Emiphobia: ( em I fo bee uh ) n. The severe fear of Emily.

<3

I highly doubt this is true.
Juliano is the one that you love.

Villex is one you like but can't work out.

You care most about Jade.

Naomi is the one who knows you very well.

Mom is your lucky star.

I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked On The Internet is the song that matches with Juliano.

Vampires Will Never Hurt You is the song for Villex.

Early Sunsets Over Monroeville is the song that tells you most about your mind.

And Secrets Don't Make Friends is the song telling how you feel about life!

Right.
Right.
Ha.

Don't make me laugh.
<3

Fruckin' YES
Lon: emily
Lon: i love you.

Em: No no no. I love you.

Lon: nooo noooo i lovee you!
Lon: *snogskissesshags*

Em: OMG, I KILLED ILANA!
Em: <---<
Em: >---->
Em: ~screws dead body~

Lon: *dead body fucks back!!*
Lon: YOU BRING ME BACK TO LIFE WITH YOUR SEX

Em: XDDDDDD

Lon: yoour cunt it maggicaall
Lon: <-- -is dying laughing

Em: xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Em: YOU SAID CUNT
Em: ~falls off her chair~

Lon: me tooo!
Lon: <---is fucking crying laughing
Lon: CUNTTT

Em: LMFAO
Em: CUNT
Em: XDDDDD

Lon: haha you said cunt too!
Lon: OMG
Lon: WE'RE SUCH CUNTS

Em: xDDDD
Em: YOU ARE A CUNT
Em: AHHHH
Em: xDDDD

Lon: no you are a cunt!!!

Em: NUH UHHH

Lon: hahahahahahahHAHAHAA

Em: XDD
Em: CUNT FACE! XFD!

Lon: CUNT ...CUNT..LIPS!
Lon: oh that was nasty
Lon: BWAHAHAHA

Em: xDDD
Em: EWWW
Em: XDDDD
Em: WELL YOUR CUNT HAS GONNORRHEA!

Lon: WELL THEY DISPLAYED YOUR CUNT IN SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE UNDER THE BYLINE "THE STD THAT ALMOST EVERY GIRL HAS, WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING IT!"

Em: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Em: WHAT THE FUCK, I DIDN'T EVEN GET THAT XD
Em: Well..
Em: YOUR CUNT IS GAY

Lon: YOUR CUNT IS STRAIGHT
Lon: AND IT GETS FUCKED!
Lon: HAHAHHA

Em: It's SO gay that I called it gay and it smacked me with it's PURSE.

Lon: touche' salesman, touche'

Em: XDDDD

Lon: ok this is going in my livejournal
Lon: under "the most memerable conversation ever."
Lon: when we're 50
Lon: and we're noshing on bagels
Lon: at jades funeral
Lon: i'm going to look at you

Em: Lmfao - This is going in WOOHU and LIVE JOURNAL

Lon: and call you a cunt

Em: GASP
Em: AT JADE'S FUNERAL?!
Em: POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lon: well..yes..
Lon: see jade has the nicest cunt, therfore, we must slay her

Em: XDDDD


Here's to the Lon <3