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2005 9 October :: 10.27 pm
:: Mood: Headachey
:: Music: Buzzzzzz
Satisfaction <|3
My head hurts and my throat burns.
My eyes sting and my heart yearns
and not another word I'll hear
when I slit your throat from ear to ear.
Your blood will flow, hot and red
from the terrible gash just below your head
and I will relish the reason in which you did die.
For, my dear, the killer was I!
The one whom cut you from the world
and thus your crimson banner unfurled
over your neck and soaking your shirt
saturating the life-giving dirt.
You'll just be food for the creepy, crawly things
which thrive in my nightmares and rape my dreams.
I wish you loved me, and I wish you cared.
But then everything would be too easy.
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2005 4 October :: 7.03 pm
New layout coming soon.
I hope.
http://sinapse.arc2.ucla.edu/streaming/humor/Rejected.wmv
WATCH IT!
"Hey.. have you ever wondered about brains getting fat?"
<3
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2005 29 September :: 6.28 pm
:: Mood: EVADE!
This, my friends, is perfection.
Emily: Dude. Your sandwich blows.
Juliano: NO
Juliano: YOUR SANDWICH BLOWS!
Em: NUH UH
Juliano: IT BLOWS MORE THAN A MEXICAN WHORE
Juliano: ON MUY CALIENTE NIGHT
Em: WELL
Em: I CALLED YOUR SANDWICH GAY AND IT HIT ME WITH IT'S PURSE
Muy Caliente Boy: YEA WELL
Em: YEAH
Juliano: YOUR MARSHMELLOWS ARE STOOPID!
Em: NUH UHHHH!
Em: Well.. your.. miniature oreos are stupid!
t3h pwnxx0rs: And my marshmallows PWNxx0R yoo!
Juliano: NO
Em: YEAH
Juliano: MY PSYCHO ANARCHIST NINJA MONKEYS
Commander of Psycho Anarchist Ninja Monkeys: WILL PWN YOUR STOOPID MARSHMELLOWS
Juliano: ANYDAY!!!
Juliano: ALONG WITH MY STAFF OF MIGHT THAT HAS 3 TIMES POWER IN MAGIC AND INVISIBILITY!!!
+3 Magic and Invisibility: :-P
Em: MY RABID FLYING ATTACK SQUIRRELS COULD FREAKIN' KILL YOUR non-l33t MARSHMALLOWS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!
Army Generaless of the Rabid Flying Attack Squirrels: Roll the 20 sided die!
Dungeon Mistress: +15 on nipple-biter attack!
Juliano: + 56 rape attack
Dungeon Lord of Bondage?: HA I WIN!
Muy Caliente Scientiste!: EVERYONE KNOWS A RAPE BEATS A NIPPLE BITER
Em of REASON: I doubt it! The rape doesn't continue if the rapist is rolling in pain from lack of nipple due to large chomp!
Juliano: NOPE
He digresses: THE RAPIST IS A SADIST
Juliano: SO THE LACK OF NIPPLE
Still goin': AND BLEEDING OF THE CHEST
Shasta!: MAKES HIM RAPE HARDER!
DEE ENN DEE!: cuz its +56!!
Ah ha!: IF IT WAS LESS THAN THAT THEN YES NIPPLE BITER WOULD WIN
Juliano: BUT ITS NOT SO NYAH NYAH!
AThe truth comes out?!: WELL.. I never played dungeons and dragons ANYWAYS.
Em: XD
THE PLOT THICKENS!: neither did i
Juliano: lol
Defeated?: Go us! ~high-five~
Never!: *high five*
Noting Xcore-ness: Using D and D jokes, though we never played.
Yeap. I DEFINATELY love this boy. XD
<3!
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2005 22 September :: 10.17 pm
:: Mood: Burdened
:: Music: Early Sunsets Over Monroeville - MCR
Dark Poem Generator! XD
Around, all around, the sinister creatures gather.
My dread grows as the Dark One's touch falls against my neck.
It mutilates me, and darkly my
vitae drips
to the cold, uncaring tombstones.
In a strange and terrible glee I call your name
while Death's shadow takes my hand.
Now alone, my blood falls upon dead eyes.
This is your love
OH YEHAAA
<3
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2005 9 September :: 3.48 pm
:: Mood: Hyper
:: Music: My speakers CONTINUE to hate me
CAUTION! Due to the violent content..
.. of this PM, viewer discretion is advised.
Em: Emily + Kimmie + Diego + One car?!
Em: = CAR CRASH
Em: xD
Jade: xDDDD
Jade: There's no B
Jade: So you in front, Diego in back
Jade: Cause I know that if you sit in the front, you'll harass him =p
Jade: *if he sits in the front
Em: XDDD
Em: Em: ~yoinking of hair~
Em: Diego:~snatching of hand~
Jade: Exactly
Em: Em: WOMG, HE'S GANNA KILL ME!
Em: Kimmie: ~SWERVE!~
Jade: xDDDDD
Em: Diego: HAHAHAHAHA
Jade: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Em: Em: HEYZEUS, PANTALONES!
Jade: xDDDD
Em: Kimmie: Doun't talk in none of them therr different lang-guee-gezz!
Em: Em: OMG, YOO HICK*
Em: Diego: HAHAHAHAHHA
Em: XDDDD
Em: You idiot XD
Em: This is going in my journal
Jade: lol
And it did. Because you are reading it. Here. In my journal.
HUZZAH!
*Note -- I have nothing against hicks. I just like to make fun of them because Jade is one.
HAHA.
<3
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