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Angel_Bob

:: 2006 14 May :: 10.29am

"German 'Robin Hoods' give poor a taste of the high life
ALLAN HALL IN BERLIN

A GANG of anarchist Robin Hood-style thieves, who dress as superheroes and steal expensive food from exclusive restaurants and delicatessens to give to the poor, are being hunted by police in the German city of Hamburg.

The gang members seemingly take delight in injecting humour into their raids, which rely on sheer numbers and the confusion caused by their presence. After they plundered Kobe beef fillets, champagne and smoked salmon from a gourmet store on the exclusive Elbastrasse, they presented the cashier with a bouquet of flowers before making their getaway.

The latest robbery is part of a pattern over the past several months, suggesting that the thieves deliberately set out to highlight what they perceive as the inequality inherent in German society.

However, the authorities do not agree. Bodo Franz, a police spokesman, said: 'They get off feeling they are just like Robin Hood. There are about 30 in the group. But whatever their motives, they are thieves, plain and simple.'

Carsten Sievers, the manager of a luxury supermarket in the wealthy Blankenese area of Hamburg, recently watched the robbers run off with trolleys full of expensive foodstuffs, including Kobe beef which, at more than £100 a pound, is always on their illicit shopping list.

In another recent swoop, the gang emptied a groaning buffet table in a top restaurant into sacks, while one of their number held up a sign saying. 'The fat years are over' - the title of a hit film currently doing the rounds in Germany.

In internet statements, the gang have made a point of saying their booty is distributed to Hartz IV recipients - the poorest of Germany's long-term unemployed. The benefit is named after the disgraced Volkswagen personnel director Peter Hartz who, before he lost his job with the car-maker in a prostitutes-and-bribes scandal, devised the new means-testing which is loathed and derided by society's most economically challenged.

When the gang robbed the gourmet store in April - triggering a massive police investigation that cost £20,000 in taxpayers' money without an arrest being made - they left a note behind saying: 'Without the abilities of the superheroes to help them, it would be impossible for ordinary people to survive in the city of the millionaires.'

Police say they are concentrating their investigation on a loose collective of anarchists and malcontents called 'Hamburg in Vain', to which they believe the superheroes belong. But they admit there is a certain panache and skill about their robberies.

The gang are also behind black market cinema tickets which they distribute free to the poor, and they have printed leaflets telling passengers how to dodge ticket inspectors on the city's underground and buses.

Mr Franz said: 'They try to make crime fun but are politically motivated.'"

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Angel_Bob

:: 2006 13 May :: 9.49am

Bleh.

Yesterday made it 23 months.

23. Months.

For you bibliophiles, that's one month less than 2 years.

Two.

And must I further accentuate the YEARS? Plural.

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angel_bob

:: 2006 12 May :: 9.22pm

I checked my grades and I have an Incomplete in one of my classes. Incompletes usually only occur upon a prearrangement with the professor because you're missing an assignment or you missed the exam.

I missed nothing. I was expecting a B or B+.

My professor has not returned my calls or my emails. I'm about to get desperate and call her at home.

Grr.

I love you all.

P.S. Kelly, I don't know if you saw it below but happy day of you. You have joined the old people group.

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angel_bob

:: 2006 12 May :: 1.13pm

Last night Katti's car battery died. I went to pick up Nick from work and instead of reading and expanding my horizons with John Hodgman's book, I listed to Eddie Izzard for over an hour.

Apparently, it drained the battery. I had to get a jump from Nick's boss.

I returned to Nick's house, ate some foods and the car wouldn't start again.

Ben was asleep and no one else was home. I didn't know anyone downtown that could have given me a ride home. I called home and told them that I'd be home in the morning because the car wouldn't start.

Everything was okay.

Then this morning, I got a call from my brother and sister. They overslept even though they've been getting up at the same time for school for longer than they care to remember. Hannah's pissed because I'm not home. She calls my mom.

Oh, by the way, my parents are in Las Vegas.

I called Mom and got called irresponsible and told that my priorities are all wrong, that I broke her car and I have a loser boyfriend.

I ended up driving all the way home to take everyone to school and then all the way back to be late for work.

So, Kelly. Sorry but I don't want to chance leaving the house today and getting yelled at again. Have a beauteous stormy wet birthday. Maybe I'll see you tomorrow if I'm not dead when my parents arrive home.

I love you all.

P.S. John Hodgman is the PC in the PC v Mac commercials y'all might be seeing. I was right. You all doubted me because he gained weight but I WAS RIGHT!

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cowboy67

:: 2006 10 May :: 8.43pm

big fucking deal, bolivia nationalized its gas. but does corporate yahoo news pay attention to the fact that president morales also stated that he had NO QUALMS about doing business with international corporations as long as they respect bolivian law? OH NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! american corporations don't understand what law is! why are the south americans being so mean to them?

yeah, morales is part of a "regime" just like hussein and ahmadinejad. let's add bolivia to the list of countries involved in the axis of evil. yahoo cries because (*gasp*) bolivian soldiers are guarding the country's natural gas reserves. why would they do that?! when the US-UK coalition invaded iraq, they allowed looting, destruction, and violence to rage without any interference (which resulted in the loss of precious ancient artifacts from museums in baghdad, the stripping of important infrastructure, and the loss of human lives and livelihood). despite this lax attitude toward civilian problems, US soldiers were much more adept in protecting financial assets. american soldiers surrounded the iraqi oil fields, guns in hand. but what am i thinking, comparing the two situations? americans are white, capitalist, and civilized -- it's their right and duty to do such things. silly me.

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angel_bob

:: 2006 8 May :: 11.56pm

I'm supposed to pick up Nick from work. He said he'd call me 45 minutes before they were going to be done.

It's almost midnight. I'm tired.

And worried.

I love you all.

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cowboy67

:: 2006 8 May :: 4.59pm

can you think of 2 reasons why this is attractive?

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angel_bob

:: 2006 7 May :: 8.49pm

Summer's barely started and I'm already bored.

I'm playing LOZ: Ocarina of Time again because it is a fun game and it's something to do.

Maybe I'll actually beat Majora's Mask and Wind Waker.

That would be fun.

I'm also reading this book on France that Nick bought for me. Every chapter or so, I have to stop reading and make myself stop freaking out so it's slow going. However, it is a very informative read.

It still freaks me out.

In other news, I want babies.

I love you all.

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Angel_Bob

:: 2006 5 May :: 12.19pm

I watched Good Bye, Lenin! the other day.

It was good.

Except Yann Tiersen is a lazy ass and reused one of his songs from Amelie.

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Angel_Bob

:: 2006 4 May :: 10.00pm

Well. I am a sophomore now.

I don't even know about France anymore. It's just too much money. We can't even afford the $500 "down payment" due tomorrow.

I don't even know if I want to go. It's just going to be more money that I feel guilty about my parents spending.

Ignore me, I'm on the rag.




I will be working 12-5 on Wednesdays, 9-5 on Thursdays and 9-4:30 on Fridays until I get another job then I'll hopefully be working every day.


I'm going to get my car fixed this weekend (or at least get an estimate on the cost of such fixing).



"Singing" while driving makes me happy.

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Angel_Bob

:: 2006 4 May :: 8.27am

Today, I have my last exam.

Then I will be done with my first year of college.

Wow.

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cowboy67

:: 2006 4 May :: 1.04am

one of those gmail links
uh, what the hell?

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angel_bob

:: 2006 2 May :: 9.45pm

The man behind Neutral Milk Hotel, Jeff Mangum, is a genius.


Pedro the Lion is also a genius. You've got to admit that the rhythm and timing of Rapture perfectly captures sex.

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angel_bob

:: 2006 1 May :: 10.00pm

I want to drive my car.

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Angel_Bob

:: 2006 30 April :: 5.54pm

The Dumbing Down of Love by Frou Frou was played on this past week's episode of Bones.

It made me giddy with recognition tingles.

That is a good song.

I love you all.

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