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2009 11 September :: 9.32pm
Imperfection is an opportunity to be better.
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2009 8 September :: 5.38pm
You now hear the voice of Coach John McGuirk
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2009 8 September :: 12.45pm
Jonathon the zombie, he likes turtles.
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2009 31 August :: 12.56am
skewl tommorow , FML
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2009 27 August :: 12.21pm
Mark Twain Had a Grisly Sense of Humor
In 1863, San Francisco newspapers reported endlessly on the cooked books and financial trickery of mining outfits, and the San Francisco news outlet Territorial Enterprise advised investors to instead put their capital consisting of plague-ridden blankets and Buffalo nickels into San Francisco utility companies. Not out of financial responsibility, or anything; the utility companies were paying several papers bribes for reporting the tips. Still, most people didn't realize what was going on, they just read story after story to the tune of "Oh my God, investing in utilities is so good, you guys."
Read more..
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2009 22 August :: 10.01am
...People say to make sure your last words are never anything harsh or untrue, but I don't believe that.
See, I think you should only speak what you feel in the heat of the moment, whether it be under a burning bulb or under the sheets.
'Cause in the end all we have is moments, and all we are, are humans.
And humans don't do well with emotions 'cause we feel them all at once,
and as they become a blur sometimes all we can do is yell, sigh, cry,
or laugh. Our reactions are passionate, be it good or bad.
And we should never apologize for not being an android,
we should embrace the crazy and unleash it ever so beautifully.
'Cause there's something breath taking about words that aren't constructed or drawn out in blue prints.
All I know for sure is that I never want to tell you I love you just out of habit and routine...
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2009 22 August :: 12.17am
Inglorious Basterds is absolutely glorious
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2009 21 August :: 6.31pm
This is what happens when little kids try to bug me in online games
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2009 19 August :: 12.52pm
Classes this fall:
Database systems
Unix using Linux
Cisco Wireless Network Administrator
Computer Security and Assurance
This semester is either going to be really fucking cool or really fucking hard.
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2009 18 August :: 11.53am
i like to eat giant turds.
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2009 15 August :: 10.48am
"You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that... You do what you love, and fuck the rest. "
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2009 13 August :: 1.13pm
Got the results of my MRI, torn cartilage and a micro fracture, have to go to a specialist.
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2009 5 August :: 12.01pm
Good Ole Teddy Roosevelt is cracked's most badass president, quite a formidable top five as well.
I hope that someone can say this about me when I die "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight."
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2009 4 August :: 1.45am
Life has been different since the wreck. You start to look at things different after that, I appreciate my life and the people I care about more.
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2009 3 August :: 12.07am
Gnarkill Vs Unkle Matt And The Shitbirdz
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2009 1 August :: 2.16pm
On motorcycles
From one of my ex guild members
"You're like PETA's worst nightmare - a dude who rides around, wears leather and looks for fawns to slaughter, then weigh for consumability."
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2009 29 July :: 4.06pm
Here's the damage report
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2009 29 July :: 8.17am
Had a terrible evening. Ran my motorcycle into a deer and skidded for about 20 feet to promptly hit the ground and flip over 3 times. Spent the rest of the night in the ER for shoulder injuries and now I have to go to my Doctor's office.
The stupid part is I was only going about 40, slowing down for a turn, and the deer couldn't have been 30 pounds. Fucker went through my windprotector and jerked the handle bars which caused my spill.
Ruined my favorite pair of jeans, my WW2 Jacket, and A ONE DOLLAR WHITE T SHIRT. Have some nasty road burns and soft tissue damage to my right shoulder.
I'll post pictures of the bike later, the right side brake pedal and lever are melted and the windshield smashed. Even the tip of the muffler on the right side melted a little bit from abrasion heat. Bike still runs and drives however, Honda built a tank in 81.
I've been up for 24 hours at this point, waiting for these painpills to kick in so I can maybe get sleep. Highlight of the day was eating a pretty good breakfast at the hospital.
AND BROKE MY FUCKING NEW GOGGLES
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2009 28 July :: 7.56pm
I want to go to Michigan's Adventures before I have to go back to class August 31. Like during the week maybe.
Who's in?
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2009 27 July :: 11.27pm
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