Oops
Remember how I said something about updating more frequently? Well, I'm working on it. Anyway, schools out (Thank God. I thought for sure I was gonna get in a huge fight with Eilola) and its easy going. Or it would be, but I have a lot of shit going on now. I need to start running, work on soccer skillz, (note the cool z) be more 'social', work on my comic, practice for band so I'm not a REALLY shitty section leader, somehow raise money for Michigan's Adventure tomorrow, and also locate a job. Its a good thing I suck at doing multiple things at once. Oh, and I need to learn to sing, according to Nate and David. Mostly Nate now because David is "...so awesome. Now my mad skills can be put to use in a band, and of course I'll kick ass." David's a good kid, its just he needs to lay off the 'mad skills.' Bill supports me on this, and I know Rob does.
Speaking of Rob, why don't I do this public? If you use woohu anymore Rob, quit trying to fuck Katie. Or quit trying to steal Katie, ok? The only reason I haven't said anything up to this point is because each time you've tried you've ended in failure. So give up on it. And if you already have, thank you.
Oh, I feel clean because today I went through and fixed up my room a little. I found all my old comics too, and organized them in a cool little folder. I came to the realization that Chris was right early on. They DID need faces.
On Friday I went with Nate and Keegan into Muskegon. Oh snap, that rhymed! Maybe I'll make more of it rhyme. Nah, I'm too lazy. We went to the mall, but Nate and Keegan went into 'Hollisters' to shop around. Man, I hate places like that. Brand name shit on every little thing. I can't stand it. That was one of my favorite parts about 1st grade and stuff. It never mattered what you wore to school. Now its all about what color your shirt is, how much bling you have, and whether or not you bought your jeans pre-ripped. Bullshit. All bullshit. Why do you think I wear weird stuff? I could fricken care less.
Anyway, we went to McDonalds and Mr. Robuck walked in and probably was wondering why I was with Nate and Keegan. Anyway, looks like he and his wife were off to go canoeing or something, considering they had a canoe strapped to the back of his truck.
Well, I've blabbed randomly long enough, if you read the stupid entry I'm going to put about Katies step mom, hurray for you, but you shouldn't have.

Its Been Far Too Long
Yea, its been a very very LOOOOONG time. And I apologize for it. Usually I just type to bitch about things, but usually I bitch to Katie, but she is sick of my bitching or something. Anyway, I figure I should just type away some of my aggravation, for I have no other way to do it. I'm pissed at quite a number of people, but I just wanted to say it isn't Katie (C) or Chris. I wasn't mad at either of you, just so you know. Oh, and Katie, I'm sorry for hitting you with the ball...and just in general. I plan on pretty much typing until my mom comes and gets me from Chris's, which is my current location. I really don't have a whole lot to say, other than everythings pissing me off. Band is, because I suck, and everybody knows it. Then, even though I'm content with where I am, Rob is going to be a bastard and challenge, and he'll inevitably win, putting me back at 3rd. Rob? You know how you said it sucks playing third part? I'VE PLAYED IT FOR EVERY YEAR EXCEPT THIS AND LAST YEAR. So too damn bad. Soccer sucks because now I have to try and care about the team, being a 'captain', which I don't think I want. School is just as much bullshit as its always been. Not understanding and getting really lucky is never that entertaining. Then Katie (A) is all weird. I wanna go out with her and all, but she doesn't seem to act like it anymore. Or maybe thats just what I'm picking up. I've never been too suave with the ladies, which is why shes been my only girlfriend, obviously. I don't have looks, or charm, and I don't have a car anymore either. I've never had money either, so I must have something. Maybe sexy hands. Nope. They are all torn from basketball. Well, Mom should be here almost any moment, so I'm gonna end this, after all my bitching. On the plus side, I feel slightly better. YAY.

Look! I'm only 91% lazy now!
Yea. Its been a hell of a long time since I posted. I thought maybe I should do something, minus the fact few people will notice/care. Anyway, I'll just start by saying a few things you hopefully should know.
I'm still going out with Katie
I still draw my comics
David is still a lazy bitch for not even starting the website
Chris is still awesome
Um...I don't completely suck at trombone anymore, just for the most part
My hair is long
Rueben now has to be my role model because Andy's gone. Scary, ain't it?
I don't hate people, just dislike and avoid.
I'm still stupid
I still play soccer.
Further questions, comments? Send them anywhere you want, I"m not going to care.

Ok, yes. I should probably type something here. Um...Life is treating me ok right now. I've been better but I've been worse. Ah...one would like to think after not typing for so long, I'd have some sort of topic to talk about, but nothing is springing to mind.

Well, I'm gonna try to keep writing in here, but don't expect it everyday. My sole purpose isn't to entertain you people, its to give others hope as I run around like a moron. You should see me run around like a moron. You'd see it and say,"Thats majestic"
Look, I'm leaving before I make a bigger ass out of myself. Good day.

Time for a rererererecap
blah blah blah, haven't typed in awhile, blah blah blah, update time. I recently had a dentist appointment. Yea, turns out I get my wisdom teeth removed. I'll leave a few spaces so you can get those lame, "lack of wisdom" puns out of the way.



All set? Anyway, I gotta get surgery and they gotta be removed. joy. The woman who told me this was laughing and saying all about how I should look forward to it. Relax kids, atman always gets the last laugh, and I 'acciedently' spit on her...ok, she was wearing an apron, let me live my dream, OK?! Then she asked me how old I was 17, blah blah. Then shes like oh, this could be one of your last times getting flouride. My heart almost stopped. THAT is the only reason I put up with the gum scratching, poking, bleeding, smacking people that are there. The urge to leap out of the chair and grab a bottle of flouride while screaming, "Victory is mine, wanna be doctors!" was quite high. But I restrained. Purely because they put that heavy x-ray vest on me...I was tired, ok?

On Thursday, I completely fricked my wrist over, screwing me of pretty much all activities possibly involving hands. I got it stuck in my dads truck...its hard to explain, point being, I have NEVER heard so many bones crack at once. It hurt too. Ouchies. As a matter of fact, it STILL DOES. Today, or should I say yesterday Katie came by and I saw signs and the ring. You know, those aliens are wuss's. Wouldn't they look up the fact we had H2O or something? I mean, what the hell? Did they invade earth blindly? If I'm taking a planet over, I'm doing some background checks first.
The ring was worse. The loophole that let the main chick escape death was bull. OOOOO, I made a copy. What the hell?! NO sense. Oh well. The chick killing the guy was scary. Well, not so much scary, as...hmm...innovative.

I can't sleep, which is why I'm typing this at 4:30 in the morning. I'm not sure why either. I just have energy. Oh well, I'm sure I'll be dead tired in an hour or so. well, ILYTL.

I'm groggy but I'm playing head strong...irony somewhere.
Yup. I haven't typed lately. I do believe I'm getting one of those 'life' things I've heard so much about. No, not the cereal, the actual thing. Lets recap what I've done lately even though I'm fairly confident that nobody is going to care. Friday was the last day of schoool. Duh. Also the hardest. The geo exams were sorta tricky. I just hope I passed. Friday night I saw finding nemo with katie. Ha ha ha! This dude on the tv thats a basketball player sounds like yoda! Dunk the ball I do! Anyway, saw the movie, and it was pretty good. It would be worth seeing, just for the pidgeons. Dropped katie off and realized I had blown chris off. Felt like crap, so hit the sack. Saturday, I woke up semi-early, called katie, and somehow convinced her parents to allow us to take her to the track. If you don't know what track I'm talking about, no cookie for you! Anyway, went there to watch our horse. I read to katie too...I had to read slow. Pig's picnic and boomers day of school were pretty tough. I'm glad I read through them first. I just realized, that adding 'in the sack' to young books makes them really sick, but funny. Then our horse ran. I was expecting jack squat, considering all the other horses had ran multiple times and ours had no experience, plus we have been struggling. Amazingly, Merilee decided today might be a good day to go fast and won the race. Afterwards we went to the car and...what do you think? I'm gonna make a poll, and we'll just see how sick you bastards truely are. Leaving there, we went back to my grandmothers, and played pool. Pool should NOT be played like that. I should make a poll on how we play pool too, but there was nothing sexual, you sick bastards. You have no clue how hard it is to not confuse poll with pool either. Then we got ice cream and dropped katie off, then I went home. I DESPERATELY tried to get hold of nate to spend the night, because my parents were drunk, and well...maybe you get the idea. I didn't want to be there. Today, I woke up and had a good breakfast, then went over to...katies. Thats currently where I am, as katie is drying dishes, and I'm left to do nothing. so, Wheeeeeeeeeee. Nothing to do, so I'll just go. ILYTL.

Comicdick genious inside
Yup. Haven't typed in awhile. Figured nobody cared, in all honesty. But, I haven't updated, so I will, purely to amuse myself into thinking people will respond.

Ok, insults dealt with, however, I cannot say more won't be issued later. Lets recap my memorial weekend.

Saturday- The word Sat is in it for a reason
Well, actually, I was with katie for a long period of time. We watched movie's and sat around. Quite fun. Anybody know what second base is considered? Whats first even? I know what third is, but whats second? Or first?

Sunday- This day should have sat in it
Ideally, I woke up at 1:00 or so. Fun fun. Then I just dicked around on my computer playin games and so forth. Mom came in and was all like, BLAH, help me. So, I did. Then I went inside, and proceeded to play mega man for a couple hours. Do you have any idea how much of that series is sexual? ok, here are some boss's
snake man
needle man
hard man

Does that not seem weird? Hard man shoots fists at you too! ICK!

So, later, mom was bitching away about not spending family time with her and my dad. We bought a movie and such, when katie called and I left them. Heh heh. I had fun there too, despite the midget child running around screaming. Way too much sugar. Then I went home, and slept.

Monday Just think jamican talk with mon
Memorial day. A day I used to love. No school, and could sleep til noon. No wait, I'm a band idiot, I forgot. I gotta get up early, get changed, go down to a cemetary, and avoid the humilation of going down a second time. AYE. It was hard. The first one, I was like, "Hey, if I stick my knees out REAL far, I won't pass out" Yea, ok, don't stick them out too far, or your legs will feel like they are gonna give. My body was shaking and everything when we were done. Chris said I looked like I was trying to take a crap. Hey, whatever, I didn't black out. The remaining things I didn't have too much trouble with. Nearly fall asleep standing up thanks to that 'starfish' speech. Ugh. Afterwards, I brought katie home and we watched spongebob. Only intelligent conversations ensued, I swear. God. Mom was questioning everything. AYE...trying to make me look bad too. Well, her dignity went down the tube when I dragged her outside and set her off the steps in the lawn (she was wearing socks) oh yea. Whos the bigger man now? After dropping katie off, I went to nates for a barbeque. Oh yea. Fun fun. The food was good, and I had fun as usual. Engaging in cool activities. Yay!

Tuesday Um...I got nothin witty for this...
So, got up late, smashed my fingers on my door, and nearly hit someone in the face with a door on my way in. Not a good start. Sat by katie, proceeded to first hour, where Fournier finally proved, she's a complete idiot, just making random guess's about her job. And pulling things out of her ass, which is hard...long, and full of...eggs. I'll let you figure that out. Band wasn't so bad...I'm getting the impression the freshmen don't want me there any longer, as they are acting differently. Whatever. You gotta deal with my bitch ass for 8 more days or so. Too bad. God. I must kill something. Third hour sucks because of Ceasar. Its awful, its...mind numbing. Ugh. I don't remember 4th hour too well (stupid alcohol) and 5th hour was work day apparently. 6th hour was fun because I did no work and I'm gonna fail the test tomorrow. YEA!

Afterwards, I went to davids, and got involved in a fight with his little sister. She scratched the hell out of me. So, no, I am not cutting myself. I think thats stupid, as it seems to solve virtually nothing. Anyway, I went to katies softball game and had fun. Met this CJ I was beginning to believe wasn't real, like moe's ohio girl. I must be going, as it is a quarter to 11, and my headache is returning. ILYTL.

Eh
Haven't typed anything for awhile...ah, indeed. Thats quite unusual behavior...maybe I should see a doctor or something.

Anyway, Saturday got kicked in the ass. Because I rolled chris off my car, I couldn't bring him along. However, NATE could come along, so called him up and off we went. Went to where, you ask? My grandparents 50th anniversary party. We got there and nate was wigging out..."I'm not wanted here...I'm not comfy...people are looking at me funny..." Oh well. My dad made a speech about fathers and stuff and mentioned me...My eyes shot to the floor so fast...but, someone in the auidence quickly took a cheap shot at my dad about not being in as good as shape as I was at 17 or something. Even though my dad played every sport out there in high school.
After that, me and nate quickly left...with my OTHER grandmother. We gave her a ride there and now we needed to give her one back. The way back home...I was about ready to die. Grandma didn't want the music up loud, or any, so we had GRD barely audible. THEY PLAYED EVERY SINGLE SONG I LOVE all right there. It about killed me...later nate complained about it too. Then we played the 'heat' game, which is where you crank the heat on the car and see how wuss's out and turns the heat off first. I won! :) Round two consisted of cold, but my car can't get cold easily, at least when it needs to, so we drew. Went home, called katie up, and stayed up til 4 talking and crap. Woke up, dropped nate off, went to the band thing...early...to um...help out the band. Yup, for sure. Thats why I left at ten to noon...help out the band. Never go there early to pick katie up and go behind cedar trails and hang out. Nope. Then we FOR SURE didn't turn around and go back to the concert.
Well, we played today...I thought we sucked, but I always think we suck, so who knows. We played quiet or something...none of the songs had that...pizaz or that bang they usually do.
Went home and proceded to do nothing. Something tells me we had soccer practice...and I forgot yet AGAIN. Dammit. Well, tracks over, so, my focus has been straightened. Oh yea, at that invite thing, I got 4th twice, so supposedly I get some medal or something. SWEET! Just goes to show you even the cruddy players win sometimes.

This weeks goal...START, and maybe work on the 5 count em FIVE page essay due friday. Not a problem. When it comes to bullshitting a teacher, I got it goin on. Well, I should go to bed, since its about 10:30 according to my clock, so, ILYTL.

Stupid computer
Haven't been able to log on lately thanks to my crappy computer. Yay, lucky me. So what to type about?
Today was a half day, and being such, I paid no attention to anything except what joe did in first hour...thats amazing. Fournier said, "At an interview, remember to not say um or uh...uhhh...whats the next thing on my list...um...here we are!"
God. So joe counted exactly how many times she said um or uh in our remaining twenty minutes...55 times. FIFTY FIVE! Thats just awesome. Band was weird...bill and jen acted differently, and after reading bill's entry, I see why. english sucked. Miller blabbed about the big test tomorrow. Biology was whack. No time to work on the packets, even though he promised time. Geography wasn't so bad. Just a test I easily failed. No biggie. GeoMETry was much better. Afterwards, drove nate home, drove katie home, and her mom pulled up. Bitched at katie...ack ack ack. I had to leave...she wouldn't leave until I did. Ack, I say, ack. At this point, I'm like, "Ok, thats fine. I suppose she has a reason to be a bit worried" Later I left to pick katie up, disregarding rules and such, and drove her to softball practice. Drove to track practice. Then drove home. Then drove back to katies DAD's, who doesn't seem to mind me at all. Later, went to the band thing, was with katie AGAIN. booya. I had fun. The only thing that really is pissing me off is katies mom.

She sat completely apart from everyone else. Never said word one to me. Never has. She hates me because she thinks I'm a frickin player who's out to make out with katie and drop her, like my other 10 girlfriends, five of which I've gotten pregnant, when in reality, its my first relationship (unless you count my old ten minute fling) and I don't plan on doing that stuff. The wench is already hating me for things I don't do/have. I can't stand it. I just wish she'd come talk to me, ONCE. JUST ONCE. She didn't even go get katie when it was over. Just give her a glare, and that was her signal to leave. What the hell is that?!

Oh well...I got a cool yo yo toy thing now. I'm bringing it to school tomorrow maybe. It'll be fun! Whack people with it! Whatever. I gotta go. ILYTL.

Open the creative juice bar in my head? What kinda marketing trick is that on the radio?
Jeez...why are my sinus's bothering me now? Its had quite some time to do it BEFORE I had a girlfriend...frickin body. Doing everything it can to keep her away.

Fixed my bio...realized I'm no longer single.

Today pretty much sucked...trapped inside all day. Only good things today? Family time, and katie. Thats it. Nothing else...

The weird thing is, my parents haven't said anything about yesterday...my mom asked what happened...and that was it. I responded the typical teenage answer, and she didn't give me the usual runaround. I'm concerned. I may force the conversation later on. They usually question me.

I saw the matrix today for family time...the more I think about it, the more a faulty world DOES seem possible. I've been getting some weird deja vu lately. I don't think time really exists, but instead its like...its hard to describe...but like we can't percieve everything at once, and it has to be done slowly, one thing at a time. Thats where deja vu comes in. Like, where we lose our grip on our false concept of time, and we feel it...its just so hard to describe. I don't know if machines have really created a false reality for us, but I'm sure they could in the future. So dependent on machines, its scary.

I should make my own quiz's on quizzila...I've thought about it. I could do the whole quiz making thing! I'm creative...but I'm too lazy to learn how and stuff. It'd be fun! But...too lazy to learn. Laziness trumps pretty much everything. Well, ILYTL.

K-Day
Yup...woke up at 9:00 this morning to my mom screaming, "We need to fix this place up for katie!!" I'm just like, "Umf...she won't care...can I go back to sleep?" "No!" So I woke up and began cleaning and crud. At about 11:30 I gave her a call...just to find out she JUST woke up. Grrr...so, at about two, I left here, and picked her up. Her brother adam wasn't being a dicklick to me either. It was awesome. Later on I learned katie's dad requested he not be a dicklick. So, off to see X-men 2. It was a good movie, as katie said, but thanks to their gheedness at the end, that part of it sucked majorly. Afterwards, we went back to my place, where I asked katie out. She obviously said yes, and c'mon, who can resist my sexiness anyway? Well, a lot of girls considering how many relationships I've been in, apparently. So, afterwards, we watched SNL for awhile then had katie call and buy more curfew time so we could watch orange county, because poor deprived katie has never seen it. Then I returned her back to her parental units, unharmed. Then I hurried home and finished off the chores. Then katie called and I talked to her for awhile again. Now I'm here. So, theres my day. ILYTL.

Whats happening
Hmm...I really haven't gotten too many comments in quite awhile, so I need to lead into something here that grabs everyones attention. Um...but what...katie perhaps? I could...maybe I'll just type this entry and put katies name in random spots, and people will read it. Maybe...

Today was a normal day, I guess...nothing unusual or outstanding. Oh wait, theres lunch. Ugh...that pisses me off. That Krystal bitch chewing erin and nicki out, for sitting there. Jesus tap dancing christ. Its not like I want HER sitting there...shes not (Katie) bad, except when she's being a bitch like she is. What I hate most is everyone else bitching. "Oh my god, erin is so annoying" "That nicki chick drives me off the wall" Jesus christ man. I've been (Katie) watching this week, and about 3 of the 4 days, moe or brent or someone else has taken the first shot at insulting them. I don't really care one way or the other, but everyone else is a whiney bitch.

Umm, lets see...track was easy today, (katie) only three miles. I ran em slow, with the freshmen. Tomorrow is gonna blow balls, having to do fast pace stuff...uck.

I went to (katies) softball game tonight, and enjoyed myself. I did get sorta lectured towards the end but, oh well, my bad.

Um, yea. Thats been the highlight of the day. Oh, and to humor those that are curious, yes, I like katie. So, once again, ILYTL.