love like you've never been hurt

:: 2005 29 July :: 12.56pm
:: Mood: excited
:: Music: The Shins - Kissing The Lipless

Well, I'm off to Abu Dhabi for the wedding.

See you in a couple of weeks.

:: 2005 24 July :: 11.42pm

While you are away my heart comes undone, slowly unravels in a ball of yarn.

The Devil collects it with a grin. Our love in a ball of yarn. He'll never return it.

So when you come back, we'll have to make new love.

:: 2005 24 July :: 12.23am
:: Music: Deftones - Bloody Cape

So I was in Zara when...
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last piece, my size, and it's awrinj. i got the message, foofoo.

on other news, look what i found!

http://www.crusadingotter.co.uk/Mr._Fingers.mp3

it's a song about salad fingers! no joke!
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oh and i got heat stroke and passed out in the middle of subway!

luckily, barney was there... to drop me.

:: 2005 22 July :: 10.59pm
:: Music: Jovanotti - Tanto

I just had the funniest conversation of my life with my brother discussing breast implants, hair removal and cigarettes.

*wipes happy tears*

I think once every three or four years you have a laugh this great. I'll cherish this time always.

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:: 2005 21 July :: 1.14am

If I've ever heard such a load of crap...

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:: 2005 20 July :: 11.45pm
:: Mood: cliffie
:: Music: The Killers - All These Things That I've Done

Yup, it's official.

I'm addicted to Bleach.

:: 2005 14 July :: 12.50am

There are times when I want nothing more than to skip across the globe, giving out flowers and kisses, embracing every sad stranger and singing to every lonely friend.

This isn't one of those times.

:: 2005 7 July :: 10.42pm
:: Music: Joe Strummer & the Mescaleros - Mondo Bongo

ne andy, recognise this?
I was patrolling a Pachinko
Nude noodle model parlor in the Nefarious zone
Hanging out with insects under ducting
The C.I.A was on the phone
Well, such is life

Latino caribo, mondo bongo
The flower looks good in your hair
Latino caribo, mondo bongo
Nobody said it was fair, oh

Latino caribo, mondo bongo
The flower looks good in your hair
Latino caribo, mondo bongo
Nobody said it was fair

Latino caribo, mondo bongo
The flower looks good in your hair
Latino caribo, mondo bongo
Nobody said it was fair

For the Zapatistas I'll rob my sisters
Of all the curtain and lace

Down at the bauxite mine
You get your own uniform
Have lunchtimes off
Take a monorail to your home

Checkmate, baby
God bless us and our home
Where ever we roam
Now take us home, flaquito

Latino caribo, mondo bongo
The flower looks good in your hair
Latino caribo, mondo bongo
Nobody said it was fair
Latino caribo, mondo bongo
The flower looks good in your hair
Latino caribo, mondo bongo
Nobody said it was fair

note: sorry, it wasn't *mummble mummble mummble* SEX. it was something about "intersect".

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:: 2005 5 July :: 11.44pm
:: Music: The Bees - Chicken Payback

Bitch.

:: 2005 1 July :: 5.21am

I hate hospitals during the hours of dawn. They make my mother cry with their needles.

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:: 2005 20 June :: 12.02am
:: Music: King of Queens is on TV

Stupid woman at the salon burn my face off with her stupid wax. Right after I warned her to be careful, the woman that did it for me last time burnt my lip, and that was my prom night.

And the stuff that's supposed to keep the skin from scarring permanently smells like crushed nuts.

I'm too sore to even smile about it.

:: 2005 17 June :: 10.28pm
:: Music: Deftones - Minus Blindfold

The son of a bitch hit me first!

We're driving down a backstreet, doing about 20 because some jerk off in a white Pajero is being indecisive. So my dad passes him from the left only to see this jack ass in a Discovery come out of the intersection right in front of us. My dad is honking, he is flashing his headlights, and the dude in the jeep is just looking at him with this bored expression on his face and the next thing you know, WHAM! We run right into him because the idiot thinks he's too good to stop and wait for us to pass and decides to throw himself out in front of us. My dad gets out of the car so fast, he doesn't even pur the car on park before he does. He is yelling, and the dude is still sitting in his car, with the door open, his legs crossed, talking to my dad as if he was talking to a small child having a temper tantrum. He didn't start paying attention until my dad punched his door in and he didn't start apologizing until after the police came by and slapped the shit out of him.

I guess I know now where I got the other half of my temper from.

:: 2005 14 June :: 4.06pm

Micheal Jackson: Not Guilty on all counts.

Justice prevails!

*moonwalks in celebration*

:: 2005 10 June :: 7.02pm
:: Music: Drain STH - Mirror's Eyes

Where do we go? I don't know.

I had a dream I watched the sun from a clock tower until it was completely set. I had a guitar in my lap and I kept singing this song over and over again. Not even, just one line.

"Now I'm searching to be found."

When the sun finally went down, I got up, threw my guitar from the tower and walked down the stairs.

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