So a baby seal walks into a club...

So a baby seal walks into a club...

:: 2009 5 August :: 12.01pm

Good Ole Teddy Roosevelt is cracked's most badass president, quite a formidable top five as well.

I hope that someone can say this about me when I die "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight."

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skife

:: 2009 4 August :: 12.13pm

so the guy on egay with a set of carbs for $79 has a "make an offer" thing on them, so i offered $45 because i knew they wern't going to sell. he counter offers with $79... i'm like WTF!?

i reoffered $65, hopefully they take it.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 4 August :: 1.45am

Life has been different since the wreck. You start to look at things different after that, I appreciate my life and the people I care about more.

WT my prick

phil-himself

:: 2009 3 August :: 12.07am

Gnarkill Vs Unkle Matt And The Shitbirdz

2 WT'd me | WT my prick

phil-himself

:: 2009 1 August :: 2.16pm

On motorcycles
From one of my ex guild members

"You're like PETA's worst nightmare - a dude who rides around, wears leather and looks for fawns to slaughter, then weigh for consumability."

WT my prick