| The Generic Teenager Stereotype |
| Do you drink [alcohol]?: | Yes, sometimes. |
| Do you party a lot? How often?: | Not as often as I'd like. It's rare. |
| Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: | Not alot. |
| How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: | About 5 times I guess. Less than 10. |
| Do you skip classes? How often?: | No. |
| Do you have casual sex? Protected?: | I don't have sex at all. Dammit. |
| Do you steal?: | |
| Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: | According to my mother I do. But I don't dress like a whore, if that's what you mean. |
| Do you drool over celebrities?: | Certain ones. ^_^ |
| Do you watch a lot of TV?: | Not really. |
| Do you ever watch the News?: | Once in a great while. |
| Do you even care about world issues?: | Sure. |
| Do you read books often?: | Yeah. |
| Are you failing a lot of your classes?: | No. |
| Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: | No....I spend most of my time with this computer. |
| Do you smoke cigarettes?: | Not regularly. |
| Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: | I hang out in malls more than I should, I guess. |
| Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: | Yes. |
| Do you cuss a lot?: | Yes. |
| Are you desperate to fit in?: | No. |
| Are you intelligent?: | I like to think so. |
| The Goth Stereotype |
| Black lipstick?: | When I feel like it. |
| Black eyeliner?: | Yes. |
| Black eyeshadow?: | Yes. |
| Black trenchcoat?: | No, they are dry-clean only haha. |
| Black boots?: | Yes. |
| Black fishnets?: | Yes. |
| Black nail polish?: | No, red, damn you. |
| Cigarettes?: | NOT REGULARLY. |
| Heavy metal music?: | Yes. |
| Marilyn Manson?: | Yes. |
| Kittie?: | Sometimes. |
| Cradle of Filth?: | Sure. |
| Constant frown and perpetual angst?: | Haha, oh yeah....*slits wrists while turning up Papa Roach* Haha. |
| Do you like to be seen as: | ....um....a human? |
| Are you an intellectual?: | I LIKE TO THINK SO....damn all these repetitive questions... |
| An atheist?: | Yeah. |
| Horrible home life?: | Not really. |
| Hopelessly depressed?: | Haha no. |
| Suffering with suicidal idealations?: | I used to be. |
| Self-mutilation?: | I used to....dumb Sarah. |
| The Punk Stereotype |
| Plaid?: | No. |
| Big black boots?: | Yes. |
| Mohawk?: | No. |
| Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: | No. |
| Loud, confident and opinionated?: | I can be loud....but that's it. |
| Wild hair colors?: | Hehe....none yet. |
| NOFX?: | They're not bad. |
| Rancid?: | Sure. |
| Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: | Not really. |
| A: | +? |
| The Jock Sterotype |
| What's your IQ?: | Higher than yours. |
| Do you watch a lot of sports?: | No. |
| Play a lot of sports?: | No. |
| Talk a lot about sports?: | Anything but. |
| Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: | I think of anything BUT sports. |
| Are you arrogant?: | I don't think so. |
| Are you a male or female whore?: | Female whore? Unfortunately not. |
| Are you homophobic?: | No. |
| Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: | No. I tease people because it's funny. |
| But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: | Sure, I'm insecure, but I wouldn't go so far as to say a quivering mass of it. |
| Boobs = yes?: | I like boobs. |
| Parties = yes?: | I like parties. |
| Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: | No. |
| The Girl Stereotype |
| Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: | About 10 or 15 minutes.... |
| Have you ever been on a diet?: | Yeah. |
| How much did you lose?: | About 5 pounds. Dammit. |
| Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: | It was a diet. |
| Make yourself throw up?: | Before I have. |
| Make-up?: | I love makeup. |
| Low-cut tops?: | No one wants to see what I have under here. |
| How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: | I'm a 36D.. |
| Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: | I flip my hair when it gets in my face. |
| Giggle a lot?: | Not really. |
| What's the deal with boys?: | There is no deal. Dammit. |
| Thongs?: | No thanks. I don't like wedgies. |
| Pretty bras?: | Sure. |
| YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: | Haha, my stepsister gets those. |
| Who's the weaker sex?: | MEN GODDAMMIT!! Well....they can at least open mayonnaise jars..I'll give them that. |
| Are you a feminist?: | Not really. |
| Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: | No. He looks like a lion. |
| How often do you shave your legs?: | Whenever they start to get hairy again. |
| How about your armpits?: | Every night. |
| Are you emotional?: | Sure. |
| Especially when on your period?: | YES I NEED CHOCOLATE AND GRAPE POP. |
| This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.] |
| Originality or Acceptance?: | Originality |
| Independence or Companionship?: | Companionship |
| Stability or Freedom?: | Freedom |
| Personal or Interpersonal?: | Personal |
| Introvert or Extrovert?: | Introvert |
| Popularity or Isolation?: | Isolation |
| Unique or Loved?: | Unique |
| Understood or Individual?: | Individual |
| You or Them?: | ME! |
