Ninja Stealth

You will never detect me. And if you do, it's because I wanted you to, but you won't think I did. Yeah, ninja mind games.

I've got some mad skills.

Badass.

I will kill you so fast, you won't even know that you're dead.

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They're ready to close on the house, right now. We can move in this week. Score.
Nevermind, my mom is a douche.

Plans change

I just went to the new house, it's almost finished. It's painted, carpet is in, and so is the tile and counter tops. We'll be moving in about a week, I'm pretty excited.

But at the same time, I know I'll miss it here. I know that sounds crazy because this place is such a dump. I've been here for five years though, it's so familier. I'll miss all the weird things that happen daily, the things I don't even recognize as out of the ordinary anymore.

Perfect Example:
Yesterday, a guy wearing bright red shorts, with no shoes or shirt on, was pulling a wagon down the road with another guy in it. The back wheel of the wagon busted off and the guy riding in it fell out. The other guy pulled it for another 5 feet before realizing what happened. He turned around, picked up the wheel and threw it in the wagon and then continued dragging it. The other guy just followed.

I saw that as perfectly normal, I thought nothing of it.
I doubt I'll see anything like that in Deer Run Estates.

All the retarded little kids that don't move for cars, the hundreds of cats my mom feeds, the weird neighbors that you aren't sure if they kill people or not, the ones that you're sure kill people, the drunks, the crack whores, the retired crack whores, the soon to be crack whores, the drug dealing, the wanna-be gang banger bitch kids, the yelling back and forth four houses down the road...it's all home.

It's amazing that I'm sort of normal, that I've not been corrupted by this environment. Maybe I have been, and I just don't realize it.

I've learned a lot here, but, it's time to leave.

The sky is crushing me

The family went to a wedding, and of course I'm too cool for that. It's a beautiful day, and I think I'll go for a walk soon. I need some fresh air. I need some time to clear my head. Some things have been strange lately, I should focus on fixing them before I start anything new.

[Edit]
Walks don't really solve anything, but they are refreshing.

The subject of this post has nothing to do with the actual content.

I guess my last post caused a little drama. Or did it? I can't really tell who's joking, and who's not. The internet isn't a great place for sarcasm.

Doesn't matter.

I'm happy now,
goodnight.

Watch yaself, girl

I bought three pairs of tight pants today.
Peer pressure is a biatch.

Essence

There are a bunch of t-shirts that I want from threadless dot com.

Anyone have a credit card that they'd let me use? I'd give the money up front.