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2006 12 July :: 8.23 pm
hahaha Yea thats right.. im badass like that
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2006 27 May :: 10.57 am
BonFire!!
Having a bonfire at my dads tonight..
Everyone's Invited,
BRING YOUR OWN CHAIRS!!!!
ANd Your own drinks..
Be here at 7:30
If you have any questions just ask or call my house at 616-433-6723
I will make a roster list of people as they get ahold of me.. so far its up to:
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Me obviously
Bonnie
Kristin
Aj
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2006 8 May :: 10.43 pm
Dear Mr. President, Senate and Congress:
I'm planning to move myself, family, and extended family to Mexico and would like to ask you to assist me. I'm planning to simply walk across the border from U.S. into Mexico, and I'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All Mexico government forms, printed in Spanish, need to, also, be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make and special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have an labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have Mr. Fox tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical thing about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely, U.S. Citizen and Taxpayer
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2006 18 April :: 7.04 am
http://video.feber.se/2006/03/chuck_norris_ls.html
One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler
did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by
Chuck Norris.
each hair on chuck norris' beard has it's own beard.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a joker, a get out of jail free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
Chuck Norris is the reason Cap'n Crunch's eyebrows are on his hat.
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2006 26 March :: 3.36 am
I may be leaving tuesday for a while to work down south..
Prolly be roofin' and framing houses down in mississippi..
Will be hard work but worth the money..
peace out
~box
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2006 24 March :: 11.58 pm
Here is some cool shit that went down wednesday night
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6213937245276787023&q=spraypaint
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2006 22 March :: 5.30 pm
For those of you who dont know how to get to my dads here are some simple directions..
Take white creek north to 18 mile rd, take a left, its the second house on the left way off the road, look for the tan house with a big barn, lots of pine trees in the front yard.
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2006 22 March :: 3.31 pm
Bonfire Tonight
My dads house!
Be here at 7:00
Everyone Is invited
Bring some chairs and some drinks.. And food if you want.
If you need to get ahold of me ill be online most of the day or call me at 616-828-7008
So far the Roster is up to 8 people
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2006 21 March :: 11.44 pm
Got the Sleds out today and took some pictures..
The one on the right is my new Sled.
2002 Polaris XCSP EDGE 800
Sled on the left is dads
2001 XCSP EDGE 600 with some mods
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2006 10 March :: 2.47 pm
the post office job
A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment," and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes...a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls..no point in you coming in for that."
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2006 3 March :: 7.57 pm
Life has never been better!
Thru the ups and down's in life i am finally coming out on top. I am proud to say I am an Independant Business Owner. Things are going great. By mid summer I will be Job optional and financially free of trading time for money like the rest of you 95 percent'ers..
Anyways, tomorrow I will be going to pick up a transmission for my truck. Should be back before noon, Then i have a business meeting from 12:00 PM - 3:00PM After that I will be in the garage putting in my new tranny.
Sunday I will be in another more personal Business meeting with one of my Business mentors.
**Your mind is like a Parachute, it only work's if its Open***
~Cheers.
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2006 17 January :: 12.26 pm
So tomorrow my mom gets to go home finally. She has amazed everyone with her recovery. She is up and walking already, which is really good. She still doesnt have all of her balance and will have to go to therapy 3 times a week. She will not be able to drive or work much if at all for the next several months. So i may be the one running the office till then.
On another good note, work called and they want me back. I can finally start saving money again to fix up one of my vehicles and stuff. Once i have money again i can do a little shopping too.. Im in desperate need of clothes.
Yesterday we got Andy's truck running, but the firing order must have been wrong. we got it to his house and it caught on fire.. It was kinda cool, till andy freaked out and burned himself with a boiling pot of water he pulled off the stove.. lol oh well, guess he wont do that again.
~Always
Chris
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2005 30 December :: 11.48 am
My mom had a small stroke the other day. She is in the hospital with artery problems. Yesterday they said she would live but would need therapy. But today she seems to be getting worse. She keeps wanting to get out of bed. She cant remember certain things or see very well and she cant remember what year it is.
We cant leave her alone so somone has to be with her at all times. Ill be at the hospital saterday night and sunday morning watching her.
If anyone wants to get ahold of me just call my cell phone.
231-425-7429
~Chris
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2005 25 December :: 2.50 am
Merry Christmas. If anyone needs me ill be in my garage. Hope everyone has some good times over the holidays.
Peace out
~Chris
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2005 25 December :: 2.48 am
Your 2005 Song Is
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Feel Good Inc by Gorillaz
"Love forever love is free.
Let's turn forever you and me."
In 2005, you were loving life and feeling no pain.
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