Brandi's Journal

:: 2009 15 July :: 11.05pm

All about yourself...the survey. Created by adawg and taken 427924 times on Bzoink
All about yourself...
First name?::	jessica
Middle name?::	michele
Like your name?::	yes
Named after anyone?::	no
Any nicknames?::	jamal, j, jessa
Age?::	21
Birthdate?::	3.8
Birthplace?::	grand rapids
Time you were born?::	8.31 am
Current location?::	my home
Height?::	5.0
Like your height?::	no, i wish i was a little taller
Eye color?::	blue
Contacts/glasses?::	neither
Hair color?::	brown
Natural hair color?::	brown
Dye your hair often?::	about 3 times a year because i get bored
Righty or lefty?::	lefty
Your favorite...
Type of music?::	depends on my mood. When I am awake and ready to go out then it would be hip hop/rap etc, when i'm ready for bed it's classical, when i'm sad it's r&b/pop
Band or singer?::	ummmm i dont know
TV show?::	greys anatomy
Movie?::	i guess step brothers
TV channel?::	?
Radio station?::	none
Place to be?::	out with friends/ family
Thing to do?::	be iwth friends/family
Food?::	pizza/chocolate
Non alcoholic drink?::	diet pepsi
Alcoholic drink?::	bahama mama, vodka and sprite
Animal?::	dogs, cats, swans
Holiday?::	my bday or christmas i guess i duno
Season?::	spring summer or fall
Sport?::	sport? hmmm
Place to shop?::	vanity, forever 21, charlotte russe, marshalls, old navy, target... theres many
Clothing brand?::	none
Scent?::	as far as perfume- enchanted orchid from BBW or baby phat umm i can't remember what its called but i love it
Restaurant?::	olive garden or frankie v's
Fruit?::	apples or bananas
Vegetable?::	potatos, corn
Fast food restaurant?::	arby's i suppose
Pizza topping?::	none, just cheese really
Ice cream flavor?::	mint chocolate chip
Magazine?::	i duno
City?::	haven't visited enough to know
Color?::	blue
Number?::	2
This or that...
Chocolate or vanilla?::	chocolate except for cake or ice cream
Pepsi or coke?::	diet pepsi
Hot or cold?::	?
Black or white?::	black
Dog or cat?::	dog
French toast or pancakes?::	french toast
French fries or onion rings?::	french fries
Hamburger or hot dog?::	hamburger
Pepperoni or sausage?::	pep
Britney or Christina?::	britney
McDonalds or Burger King?::	burger king
50 Cent or Eminem?::
Canada or Mexico?::	canada i think
Hug or kiss?::	hug
Movies or TV?::
Truth or dare?::
Do you...
Shower daily?::	yes
Sing in the shower?::	no
Like to sing?::	in my car
Like to dance?::	yeah
Smoke?::	no
Drink?::	on occasion
Cuss?::	sometimes
Talk to yourself?::	not really
Believe in yourself?::	?
Play an instrument?::	yes
Go to school?::	starting on the 27th
Go to college?::	" "
Have a job?::	yeah
Like your job?::	most of the time
Want to get married?::	am
Want to have kids?::	yes
Get along with your parents?::	yeah
Get along with your siblings?::	yeah
Drive?::	yeah
Random...
Do you think you're trustworthy?::	yes
Think your funny?::	sometimes
Ever toilet papered someones house?::	yes
Gone garbage can tipping?::	no
What are your parents names?::	stacey and michael
Siblings names?::	brandon shannon stefanie
Do you wash your hands frequently?::	yes
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?::	2
Collect anything?::	no
Ever been in love?::	yeah
In love right now?::	yeah
What color pants are you wearing right now?::	grey
How does your hair look?::	up in pony tail
Ever had your heartbroken?::	yeah
Ever broken the law?::	yeah
Been arrested?::	no
Been out of the country?::	yea
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?::	no
When was the last time you got drunk?::	umm i cannot remember
Do you do drugs?::	no
When was the last time you were high on anything?::	n/a
Do you prefer the lights on or off?::	off-save energy
Would you ever get plastic surgery?::	yes
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?::	boxers
Do you like to laugh?::	yes
Ever had a bloody nose?::	no
Have you ever caught a fish?::	yes
What was the last thing you ate?::	hamburger helper
What time do you go to bed?::	depends
What's your favorite color?::	blue
Do you like to give or recieve?::
Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?::	my dogs probably
Do you live alone?::	no
Do you own a blender?::	yes
Do you like the snow?::	i like how it looks but nothign else
Ever been up a mountain?::	no
Ever been rootin'?::	?
Do you like surprises?::	yes
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:: 2009 14 July :: 10.59pm

jessssssssssssssss have you seen this?

cute huh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs

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:: 2009 14 July :: 10.56pm

i need/want botox.

:: 2009 14 July :: 10.48pm

doing these reminds me of like my freshman year. HAH

Day at the Beach
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Today I went to the beach with Jessie G. At first I didn't like being there because it was too stormy. However, then I took off my braziere and flailed my toe around. I felt great!

After lazing around for a while she and I decided to play ring around the rosy. This is when we met Jamal. He was so hairy. I felt like puking! He said to me, "You can't get me!" and I calmed right down. Kristi told me how lucky I am that he said that to me.

We all decided to go to Arby's. I ordered a French Fries. It was pretty gross but when Gilbert spilled tarter sauce all over his jeans my Diet Pepsi flew out my nose. I was so embarassed.

All in all, it was an okay day at the beach.

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Wedding Day!
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Today is my wedding day, I am getting married to Shannon. He proposed by cruelly telling me he licked me and presented me with a blue ring decorated with 45023096 ducks. How could I say no! We are having the wedding in Ada Community Reformed Church where we will eat lettuce and chocolate milk. The dress is scary and heavenly and the bouquet is a mauve boat. Jessica screamed the bouquet into the air and it hit Jessie. She got knocked out and had to be escorted to Walmart. All in all, my wedding was a very crazy day.

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:: 2009 10 July :: 10.47am

a random idiot i ran into today!
so i'm trying to do this new routine every morning just a quick workout because our complex has a small gym room with some equipment and then after that take my dogs for a walk.

so anyway i get to the "gym" and start on the elliptical and it keeps saying "motor unplug" which it did this the first ti me i ever used it like after 15 minutes , but i just got off , unplugged and replugged it and then it worked fine...

but today i kept replugging it and finding different plugs and it just would not work so instead i used a bike thing for like 10 minutes and then tried the elip again and it finally worked... so i did my workout on that and then .... this is the whole point of my story...

i walk back to my apartment and get the dogs and here i am walking, and i walk out of the apartment area/property and start down a road that turns into a housing development with pretty nice houses and i'm like just getting to the road with the houses, minding my own darn business with my dogs, and this stupid BITCH pulls up in her car and rolls down her window and says to me,

"You better be picking up after your dogs!"

and I say, "what?"

and she says "I dont see you holdin' no pooper scooper ! (notice the poor grammar which just made me more annoyed)

and i'm like "umm i have baggies right here! thanks!" (because i have the little clip on baggie holder-)

keep in mind my dogs are 6 and 12 lbs- they are not big dogs- they really dont create a lot of waste- i dont have to carry around a fricken SHOVEL to take care of the mess my dogs make... i'm not going to wheel around a fricken trash bin with me either ok.....

gAWD she was a stupid bitch!!!! i wanted to punch her in her fricken mouth. i called her a bitch after that but i'm not sure if she heard me because she was starting to pull away. i just HOPE she felt like a stupid bitch after she did that. how rude! i wasn't even doing anything wrong.

and she just put me in a horrible mood and UGGHGHGH i hate people like that!

:: 2009 5 July :: 8.11pm

grrr....i guess we'll wait and see.

:: 2009 2 July :: 1.08am
:: Mood: thug
:: Music: best i ever had

got a house but i need new furniture why spend mine when i can spend urrs? ?
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.

Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up.
When i get right i promise that we gon live it up.
She make me beg for it till she give it up.
And I say the same thing every single time.

I say you the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the best i ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
I say you the fucking.

Know you got a roommate
Call me when its no one there
Put the key under the mat
And you know I'll be over there
(Yup) I'll be over there
Shawty, I'll be over there
I'll be hitting all the spots that u ain't even know was there
Ha. And you ain't even have to ask twice
You can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice
Always felt like you was so accustom to the fast life
Have a nigga thinking that he met you in a past life
Sweat pants, hair tied, chilling with no make up on
That's when your the prettiest
I hope that you don take it wrong
You don't even trip when friends say you ain't bringing Drake along
You know that I'm working I'll be there soon as I make it home
And she a patient in my waiting room
Never pay attention to them rumors and what they assume
And until them girls prove it
I'm the one to Never get confused with Cause.

Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.

Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up.
When i get right i promise that we gon live it up.
She make me beg for it till she give it up.
And I say the same thing every single time.

I say you the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the best i ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
I say you the fucking.

Sex, Love, Pain
Baby I be on that tank shit
Buzz so big i could probably sell a blank disk
When my album drop
Bitches will buy it for the picture
And niggas will buy it too and claim they got it for they sister
Magazine paper girl
But money ain't the issue
They bring dinner to my room and ask me to initial
She call me the referee
Cause I be so official
My shirt ain't got no stripes but I can make yo pussy whistle
Like the Andy Griffith theme song
And who told you to put them jeans on
double cup love
You the one i lean on
Feeling for a fix then you should really get yo pheen on
Yea just know my condo is the crack spot
Every single show she out there repping like a mascot
Get it from the back
And make yo fucking bra strap pop
All up in yo slot until the nigga hit the jackpots

Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.

:: 2009 19 June :: 10.20pm

Getting married in the morning...... Sweet niblets!

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:: 2009 1 June :: 6.19pm

sooo... i need a new job. can anyone help?

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:: 2009 30 May :: 9.53pm

people are fucking pissing me off. i am being fucking taken advantage of and can't say anyting because i dont have a backbone and am so stressed everyday there that i am brought to tears because i know she is taking advantage of me. sucks ass. people are stupid..

its shitty.

:: 2009 18 May :: 6.13pm

For the first time in my life I can't sleep. This never happens. Like, you don't understand- I normally can sleep WHENEVER , wherever for how ever long I wish. Like when I'm bored, I just sleep sometimes. I have never hjad this problem but for some reason I am sooo tired but I can not sleep. I got about an hour last nite and trying to nap since I left work and I can't. On top of it all, I am really sick and feel like total crap so I really need the sleep. Ugh this really sucks and I look like a zombie. Wtf?

:: 2009 9 May :: 10.15pm

sooooooooooooooooo booooooorrrreeeeed.

:: 2009 1 May :: 5.52pm

so today roxy got into my purse which had a chocolate bar in it from last night when we went to the movies and i bought one! it was opened cuz i didn't finish it and i was hanging up clothes in my room when i came out she was chowing down on the chocolate. I went to take it from her and she about bit my hand off and started growling I had to basicallty throw her across the dang room to get it away from her. but all in all she probably ate a total of an ounce or so but so i call the vet and they tell me that even though that's not much, it could be lethal to her beacuse she is so small (only 6.2 lbs. - shes a chihuahua) and so i freak out and they tell me i have to go buy hydrogen peroxide to induce vomitting. so i'm like bawling my eyes out thinking WHAT IF she dies and i rush to the dollar store and buy some and then i have to do soemthing i wish i never had to do and seriously pour this "poison" down her throat-- okay i know it's not poison but who wants to give hydrogen peroxide to their baby and MAKE them vomit???? so i had to lock her and i in the kitchen and Paris, my other dog, is just looking at us like what the heck is going on? and i'm just sitting there waiting for her to get sick and crying my eyes out saying "I'm so sorry baby i'm so sorry" she finally starts vomitting after about 4 minutes of just being unsuspecting and looking at me like "why did you give me that gross stuff mommy?" and then all of sudden its like oh yeah because you're trying to kill me!!! and she starts puking all in all like 5 times! and she is so tiny so its so hard to watch her walking around wondering why she's throwing up... wondering what is going on whats happening to her... shes probably did not understand at all because shes i think puked maybe once before and hardly at all. and this puking was a LOT for this tiny little creature. but luckily she barfed it pretty much all up but then i called the vet to see what to do next cuz i was still really worried and she told me to keep on eye on her (obviously) and her heartrate so then i'm sitting there trying to count her heart beats per mminute which is hard when its hard to even feel it and then she keeps moving and so i just let her sleep and then a few minutes later i pick her up and it seems like her heart is beating so fast which there was no reason for that since she was sleeping and so then i start to worry again and this whole time i've been googling on the situation and so that is panicking me even more and so i call the animal hospital by my hosue and ask if i can just bring her in and they say yes and long story short they said shes fine just keep an eye on her and i have to give her special bland food- and not feed her til late tonight cuz she needs to make sure all the chocholoate is out so thats pretty much it but ughghghg my baby i'm just glad shes ok!

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:: 2009 1 May :: 12.10am

Hahahaha karma is awesome, or I guess from yout perspective, karma's a bitch. Hahaha!