To find someone you love, you gotta be someone you love.

:: 2007 23 August :: 7.46pm

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

coot1120

:: 2007 18 August :: 3.30pm

I passed my nursing boards!!! I am officially a registered nurse and done with studying!! Woohoo!! I promise an update in the very near future of what is going on in my life.

:: 2007 16 August :: 10.02pm
:: Mood: OCD-ish
:: Music: Smashing Pumpkins - Pomp and Circumstances

For the first time in the 2+ years I've had iTunes, I have a play count for every song in my library. Currently, that's over 10,000 songs.

And my Pictures folder is clean and organized. Filling the void for another day...

:: 2007 15 August :: 8.31pm

Must be watched from beginning to end.

SEE MORE: Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | Comedy Central

:: 2007 15 August :: 9.26am

"I�m not sure of the significance of the bride and groom smearing cake all over each other�s face; it�s probably a fertility ritual, but it looks like the results of a really great blow-job to me."

:: 2007 3 August :: 7.30pm

Butterfly Fuck-Swing Filled With Junk Mail

ELMHURST, IL—"The wife and I sure had some crazy times on that thing before we had the baby," said Nathan Moscone, hanging his suit jacket on the swing.

:: 2007 2 August :: 6.28pm

This is fucking bullshit. I take my car in for service, again, and it comes back to me with a warning light on. And they haven�t even addressed all of my concerns.

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

:: 2007 31 July :: 7.00am

(3 November 2006, Michigan) Death by train is almost too common to merit a Darwin Award. Few people are unaware of the three most important facts about trains: 1) Trains cannot stop quickly. 2) Trains cannot swerve. 3) In any collision, the train always wins.

Forgetting these rules, a 20-year old man was walking down the railroad tracks in Comstock Township, near Kalamazoo, Michigan. This, in and of itself, is not even close to Darwinian stupidity. Trains are loud, and they announce their approach from quite a distance, allowing ample time to clear their path. However, our Darwin contender made sure the odds were in the train's favor by wearing a pair of headphones with the music turned up loud. Louder than the train's whistle, apparently.

The news report didn't mention what song he was listening to, but I'm guessing it was "Don't Look Back" by Boston. Not looking back sealed his fate. Despite several loud blasts of the horn by the train engineer, our Darwin contender kept strolling down the rails in musical bliss, until Amtrak removed him from the gene pool. Reference: Kalamazoo Gazette

:: 2007 25 July :: 10.55am

:: 2007 23 July :: 11.38pm

So, my aunt and uncle got into a car accident on Saturday night. My parents and grandparents drove over to Green Bay to visit them in the hospital and I�ve been staying at my parents� place to take care of the dogs. Got an update on their condition this last night and as of this morning nothing has changed. Apparently my uncle is fine except for a broken rib. My aunt hasn�t faired quite as well. One dislocated leg, the other leg is broken in three places, and she crushed a few vertebrae in her neck. Last I had heard this morning was that my parents were driving back tonight. The only problem is that they said they were going to be back earlier tonight and they�re not answering their phones either. Currently I�m hoping Linda is doing well and they just didn�t hear their phones�

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brutisimo

:: 2007 23 July :: 1.01pm

YEsterday I was in cesky Krumlov and I bought HArry Potter 7 and read it cover to cover. It was great. I love that the european version is only 607 pages instead of like 750 like the us...it is also smaller, that makes it easier to carry around and get home.

I leave this glorious place on saturday morning and there is still so much to do. Here is my list:

aspects of alice @ the blacklight theatre
St. Vitus's Cathedral
The dancing house

I also have a paper due tomarrow and 2 poet meetings. Then there are readings tue, thur and a lecture tomarrow morning. Finally, the last thing I will do in prague is go to the big party on friday and get wasted one final time with all my new friends.

I have to go back to WMU in the fall. I am still on eclass short of graduation. I think the only saving grace is that I have met people here. I think if I hadnt come on this trip I would have died. It saved me and I am grateful. WOot prague!...

Taint

brutisimo

:: 2007 20 July :: 1.19pm

TAINT

brutisimo

:: 2007 18 July :: 12.57pm

So I am having a great time in Prague. I really like the program I ma in and feel like I am learning so much. I can't believe I was so apprehensive about doing this.

I miss Ryan though. I miss Camp and my normal summer. I feel like I am outsidfe my own body a lot here. Like I am not really living my life, but I am on some type of parrallel plane of existence. Also It is weird that Peter Derby is here. I still can't get past that feeling. I feel like a kid when I am around him, so I try not to be very much.

This weekend I am going on an overnight "field trip" and we are going to see some really beautiful stuff. I mean I have seen a lot of really great stuff already, but this is going to be cool i think. We are also going to see a symphony i think.

Anyway, I saw two exhibits of particular interest. NEo Rauch: an AMAZING painter, and JAn Saudek and very interesting photographer, goodbye for now.

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:: 2007 15 July :: 8.26pm

Seth: If the body doesn't lie...

Summer: ...then it's saying ew.

Seth: Ew or touch my pooper?

:: 2007 15 July :: 5.14pm

Nor is a dildo a Polish popover.

:: 2007 10 July :: 11.23pm

They killed Hermione? Fuckers!

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:: 2007 9 July :: 6.22pm

A dildo is not a Polish reindeer.

:: 2007 3 July :: 10.33pm
:: Mood: woozy
:: Music: Pink Floyd - Welcome to the Machine

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:: 2007 2 July :: 9.52am

Caught the last couple of minutes of the South Park Whore Off. Just seeing a cartoon Paris Hilton cram a pineapple in was extremely amusing to me. Then to be topped off by Mr. Slave fitting all of Paris Hilton and the pineapple up his ass�

Make your way to the small intestine. There you will meet the Sparrow Prince who can guide you to the Catatafish�