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2006 25 April :: 8.58am
The car poem
she being Brand
-new;and you
know consequently a
little stiff i was
careful of her and(having
thoroughly oiled the universal
joint tested my gas felt of
her radiator made sure her springs were O.
K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her
up,slipped the
clutch(and then somehow got into reverse she
kicked what
the hell)next
minute i was back in neutral tried and
again slo-wly;bare,ly nudg. ing(my
lev-er Right-
oh and her gears being in
A 1 shape passed
from low through
second-in-to-high like
greasedlightning)just as we turned the corner of Divinity
avenue i touched the accelerator and give
her the juice,good
(it
was the first ride and believe i we was
happy to see how nice she acted right up to
the last minute coming back down by the Public
Gardens i slammed on
the
internalexpanding
&
externalcontracting
brakes Bothatonce and
brought allofher tremB
-ling
to a:dead.
stand-
;Still)
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2006 23 April :: 9.57am
Yeah. Definitely growing my hair out.
This is the second time my father has called me by my brother's name/nicknames.
In my defense, he wasn't wearing his glasses.
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2006 22 April :: 6.57pm
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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2006 20 April :: 10.05am
For all you complete and total dorks out there:
There is an airport in Paris, France called Orly. I'm not even kidding.
Now try to tell me you still don't want to go to France.
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2006 14 April :: 9.09am
It is Friday.
(doot dee doot doot!)
And I don't have school.
(doot dee doot doot!)
(Tangent)Read more..(/Tangent)
And since I go to a Catholic college.
(doot dee doot doot!)
I don't have school on Monday either.
(doot dee doot doot!)
My father got back from Taiwan and China last night.
(doot dee doot doot!)
Which is excting.
(doot dee doot doot!)
I got a letter from Kelly yesterday.
(doot dee doot doot!)
Which looks like an adventure.
(doot dee doot doot!)
I'm really tempted [odd use of the word] to go to mass on Sunday.
(doot dee doot doot!)
But Hannah says rumor has it that they don't let you touch the communion wafer with your hands anymore.
(doot dee doot doot!)
And I don't want to throw a fit.
(doot dee doot doot!)
But I'm pretty sure it's not the 70's.
(doot dee doot doot!)
And I can put my own gosh darned host in my mouth.
(doot dee doot doot!)
Um. I think that's it.
(doot dee doot doot!)
Anyway, I'm done. My hand hurts and for some reason, I didn't just copy and paste the tune of my song.
I love you all.
P.S. I've started using the phrase "snakes on a plane" as a screenwriter says he started using it: "Somewhere in between 'C'est la vie', 'Whattya gonna do?' and 'Shit happens' falls my new zen koan: 'Snakes on a Plane'.
WIFE: Honey you stepped in dog poop again.
ME: Snakes on a Plane...
DOCTOR: Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while.
ME: Snakes on a Plane...
WIFE: Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
Yeah. Like that.
Loves.
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2006 13 April :: 9.19am
Of course I have to be sick during a break from school.
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2006 12 April :: 4.39pm
ZOMFG.
I have two weeks of school left, not counting exam week. Next week is a four-day week. So is this one.
I'm almost done with my first year of college.
Exuberance!
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2006 11 April :: 2.04pm
Why I called 911: A Story
Actually, this will be pretty brief.
I did not have French class today because we have our oral exams this week. I also did not have my business class today because today is a "research day." The only class I had was Cultural Anthropology, which began at 1:40.
So I got off to a late start and when I went to leave, I noticed a wire going from the telephone pole in our neighbor's yard to a point in front of our mailbox. I glanced over to the telephone pole and noticed that all the wires running from that pole across the street on Peachtree were hanging down low.
After much debate on who to call, I finally ended up calling 911. I didn't use the house phone because it turned out that the wire in the middle of the road was our telephone service. I used my cell phone to dial 911 and after being transfered told the guy I didn't know who to call but this was what was up. He said they'd contact the people who fix things like that and it would get fixed.
After over an hour, I called Cannon Township. Their non-emergency line is apparently the firestation. I talked to the fireman and he told me that he had put yellow flags on the power lines that were hanging down and contacted the telephone company. This was at about 9 and the telephone company said they'd be around in 4 hours. I asked the fireman if they were safe to drive under (and if the one ON THE GROUND WITH WIRES SHOWING was safe to drive over or around). He said the sagging ones were about 6 feet off the ground and there were higher points that I could drive under. He also said the one on the ground was safe but to be sure, I shouldn't drive on the part WITH WIRES HANGING OUT. I thanked him and hung up.
I eventually got up the courage and left because I still had my one class and then work. I decided not to go to Anthro because it really doesn't matter. I might be late to work.
All in all, it was pretty exciting. I thought I was going to get killed. I took pictures so I'll post those later, when I get home.
Even though it wasn't an emergency, I hope that's the last time I have to call 911.
I love you all.
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2006 11 April :: 11.07am
I called 911. It was exciting.
More details later.
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2006 11 April :: 9.49am
:: Music: Cloud Cult
Cloud Cult is why I wish I could sing.
Bobby's got a spacesuit made out of squirrel skin. He's pushing downwards out and sucking upwards in. This is truth to him.
Gina burns her Barbie til it's unrecognizable rubber. Screw your D-size cups 'cause I'm a way better lover. This is truth to her.
Turn my stupid question marks into simple candy canes. This is truth to me.
P.S.
It's the feeling that you're falling but there's a fine line between falling and flying.
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2006 8 April :: 10.59pm
I think my car is dying. It's doing this loud shuddering death moan that makes me uncomfortable driving it.
I have sadness.
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2006 6 April :: 10.31pm
So.
When's everyone's last day of school?
Mine will be either May 3 or 4. That first week of May is exam week.
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2006 5 April :: 8.09am
One year ago today, I was on spring break. I was excited about prom and waiting for my dress to arrive. I was going to graduate from high school soon and I was anxious for our physics trip to Cedar Point.
Today, I am tired and not on spring break. I am excited about my first year of college life to be over and I'm waiting for 8:15 to arrive so I can get ready for class. I am going to drive myself in my car to Aquinas College and I'm anxious for my two dogs downstairs to shut up.
One year from today, I will be in France. I will be excited about the next weekend trip Emily and I take and will be waiting for my turn in the bathroom after my host siblings. I will be going to class at a French university with students from all over the world and will be anxious because Emily wasn't feeling well last night and it must be hard to be sick in a foreign country.
A lot changes in a year. It's amazing. I never really stop and think about it but one year ago I was attending high school in Rockford, Michigan. Today, I'm attending college at Aquinas College in Grand Rapids, Michigan and I drive myself to school everyday. One year from now I will be attending university in Perpignan, France and taking weekend trips to Spain.
Wow.
I can't say I'm not a little scared.
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