Stupid Things
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking/laughing.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far:5

[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 10

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ]You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far:12

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 17

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] you use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 22

[x] You have eaten a bug (on accident)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
So far: 26

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
So far: 27

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 29

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
So far: 31

Now count them up and put "I've done 31 stupid things out of 36"

sonuva.... I failed. haha

I cuddled with your dealer because that's how I roll
It's True It's pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I cuddled with
5 - I needed
6 - I framed
7 - I smoked with
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I slept with
10 - I raped
11 - I stabbed
12-I fucked

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - a cat
02 - a dog
03 - a jew
04 - a mexican
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a homo
07 - your mom
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 -a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - the kool-aid man
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a whore
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - a bisexual
18 -a condom
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a homeless guy
22 - JFK
23 - my ex
24 - you
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 -Paris Hilton
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 -a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because I'm sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous
Blue - because i have AMAZING boobs
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Other 2-For the assanation of JFK

YOU ONLY HAVE 3 MINUTES AND 69 SECONDS TO REPOST THIS AS WHATEVER YOUR RESULTS WERE OR YOU WILL HAVE BAD RELATIONSHIPS. And we all know that there's nothing worse than bad relationships!!!!

Kelly got back last night!! I was so excited to see him, I missed him oh so much. I'm still amazed how perfect he is and I've known him forever. He makes me happy :)
I really need to study for my test in... *clock checkage* yeah, an hour and 15 minutes. I'm not going to do good, and I know this, so I don't want to bother studying. Bad. I need to study a lot. Obviously I'm not though, I'm updating. I'll go study now I suppose.

I love this song

Shitastic Week
Kelly left sometime this morning for Lansing(sp) to attend his grandmother's funeral. I know he had to go but I miss him dang it.
He should be back on Wednesday if all goes as planned.

We get our announcements, caps and gowns tomorrow. I'm uber excited. I think we got like silver for the girls and maroon for the guys. I don't even remember what our colors are.
Graduation is going to be so effing sad. We're leaving a seat for Justin with a white rose in it and we've got a slide show with some pictures of him on it and just a few paragraphs about him and... yeah. It's sad but he deserved it so we'll suck it up and make it through it alright.

-My Week-
(Monday)
*Accounting test
*Poultry test
*Concession stand - 5:30 p.m.
(Tuesday)
*Macbeth test
*Vocab test
*Get Senior stuff
(Wednesday)
*Poultry practice - 7:15 a.m.
*Sociology Test
*Talk to Kelly again -I hope-
(Thursday)
* ... I don't know
(Friday)
*Homecoming
*Homecoming Dance
(Saturday)
*Wake up at 4:15 a.m. get ready and drive 2 hours to take the ACT

Holy shit. I am going to have a very low score on my ACT this time around because I'll be out late with Homecoming. Now, yes, I could skip it, but ... fuck that. It's my last one! I don't want to. I'll just have to take the ACT again if I get a low score again. Last time I got a 21. Not ok. I need at least a 25. What I also need is to learn some fucking math. Math pwns me and kicks my ass everytime.

Anyway. That's that. We got out of school early because of a teacher meeting or something. Sweet. Renkoski, Tylor, Derek and I went to Taco Bell after school and ate. It was very delectible. We jammed out to Purple Rain and Unchained Melody. Good times, good times.

The President
Everyone is so fucking sick at school. It's time to pull out a bio suit. Too bad I had to give it to the president when he needed one. Yeah, that's right. He came to me. I'm that dependable.
... Right, back to my story. My throat's starting to hurt so I'm living off of cough drops today. I swear if I get the shit they're passing around like a hacky sack I'll hurt them. I don't want or need to be sick.
I have a freaking Accounting test tomorrow. Oh joy.

We're getting to the part in Macbeth where Lady Macbeth (moi) goes crazy. I'm excited.

So it's 12 degrees outside right now, and our school is poor so our heaters aren't working too great. My fingers are blue, and if I didn't have pink lip gloss on, my lips would be too.

All About Me Survey Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com I Am a (very happy) girlfriend, waitress/dish washer, daughter, sister I Want to be with Kelly right now I Have the most amazing boyfriend in the world I Wish that everyone would just get along I Hate those who try to be someone they\'re not I Fear being alone for the rest of my life.. and the dark I Hear not very much i\'m not a good listener I Search for success and happiness I Wonder why people on antartica are standing upside down I Regret nothing, everything happens for a reason I Love enjoying life, being me, and talking to Kelly with my nose plugged I Ache when i have to mop the floors at work I Always laugh, even when i don\'t know what\'s going on I Usually confuse myself and those i\'m talking to I Am Not someone who depends on others to achieve I Dance best after putting soap on the bottom of the shower so I can do the slide with more grace and ease I Sing like a cow on menopause I Never want to be without my other half, Kelly I Rarely ever listen without staring at your forehead I Cry a lot, but not always because I\'m sad I Am Not Always who you think i am I Lose all of my bobby pins I'm Confused when people make fun of me I Need to get my own car I Should become a better person and make better grades Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com

I have drama practice after school every day but Friday for the play that takes place on February 15. Today should be my day off but I have to work from 3:30-8:30 and that just makes today really sucky because I have that to look forward to. I'm almost positive I have to work Saturday from 2:00-8:30. I better get to waitress tomorrow because we're always really busy and I want to make gobs of money in tips. That would make my Saturday being sucked up by difficult people semi alright.
I was going to come home straight from work and talk to Kelly since I won't really get to Saturday, but Tessi wanted to go watch a movie and everyone was busy and I was kind of feeling sorry for her, Lord help me, so I said I'd go see one with her after work. We were going to watch Catch and Release, but for some reason it isn't playing, so she wants to watch Dreamgirls. I don't know if it'll be good or not, I'm not exactly in the mood for a musical but ... whatever.
I miss Kelly and I just stopped talking to him 4 minutes ago.
This is going to be an extremely long weekend.

PowerFull
I decided I was dying of thirst and ran to get a powerade in between classes and it wouldn't spit it out forever and so I looked where they came out and there were two others already there so I got 3 all together. It was a sign. It means that I'm special and powerful.
Go me.

Our councelor is a creep head. She makes me laugh though.

Much needed update
So school let out due to the crazy ice storm that took out trees, power lines, phone lines, and houses. It was totally cool. We were out of school for an entire week. That week made me not ever want to return, so today, the first one back, sucked so bad. I'm ready to be out of here, and I want money so I can just go to Michigan and not have to hang around here and work my ass off just for the trip up there and for a car and for insurance and gas and food. Maybe I'll not eat anything but like... oh what's cheap?!... Ramon Noodles. They're like 10 cents per package around here I think. Anyway, I'll cut food for the most part, and cut gas, I'll just syphone it during the night, wearing my ninja clothes. Insurance... geeze. That'll have to stay on the list. Other than that I'm good I think. I'll just let my clothes kind of wash clean in rain, or find someone's pool...
I missed Kelly's birthday because of this stupid storm shit that happened here. That was sad. It was also our 4th anniversary. I tend to be all "omg random anniversary!" and it makes me feel bad for him. Guys don't care about that shit, I'm aware of it... But I still like to go on about it cause they're like "oh ... shit I have to act like this is important to me and say nice things to them and... gah! what's something nice to say!?" and it's humerous. I'm sorry. I find humor in other's distress. I got something wrong with me, but It's been wrong for 17 years and I'm ok with it now.
Anyway. LAN Party thing. I do believe I'm going to allow myself to be drug away by Kelly to attend. I'll have to leave like the morning of the 5th and drive all day, then stop and sleep somewhere, then drive the rest of the day on the 6th. Make it there, collapse in exaustion and then wake up and go on another road trip to PA for however many days. Hotel room with Kelly? Fuck yes. Amazing.



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