Let's see...for starters, I should be fucking drunk from last night still or at least have one bad fucking hang over.

Guy at Taphouse looked at my vertical I.D. for...about 2 minutes and then slapped a wrist band on my arm. What a complete fucking idiot. Well, I was excited and had to celebrate with these drinks of choice all within an hour (yes, I said within an hour of each other, like a fucking idiot):

Vodka and lemonade
Jack and coke
Long Island ice tea
2 Sex on the Beaches

This caused a lot of stopping on the way home...

I puked in the parking lot.
I puked on the freeway.
I puked in a church parking lot.
I puked on fuller.
And, finally, I puked in my own toilet.

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