every commercial that comes on tv is a prescription drug ad.
i cant watch tv for four minutes without thinking i have five serious diseases.
like: "do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
oh my god i have this, write this down...
whatever it is, i have it.
half the time i dont even know what the commercial is;
people running in fields, or flying kites, or swimming in the ocean.
i'm like, "that is the greatest disease ever. how do you get that?"
(that disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy.)

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