Uhh..
OMFG WOOHU CHANGED!! .... when did dat happen? I like it. Kinda. Maybe. Anyways, I just got back from school and I'm chillin like a villain on pinnicilain. Yeah, I don't know how to spell that.
"I'm gonna pull your hair."
"Do whatever you want because today I'm handing out lollipops and butt-whoopings... and I'm all out of lollipops."

How long!?!
How long has it been? How long!?! Wow...exactly two months. Right on the dot. I miss posting in here for some reason. Nobody ever comments but I still miss it. I've been too busy being awesome on bolt and 1337 message boards. So, I shall go back to that for now. Maybe I'll post daily. I'onno.

quizzes
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haha, i rock...I don't really look at porn. Just so you know...

Man, I haven't posted here in quite a while. Ah well. Hello everybody!!! I'm baaack!!

Trigun
Wow, it's been a while since I've written in here. I'm listening to Dolly Parton~ Romeo *Anime sigh* anyway, I just finished watching Trigun...yes, yes I know. Awesome.

Went to Uturn today with muh buddies. Hn...and now I'm taking quizzes on Quizilla.com. I uhhh wrote three of my own quizzes. two are a series called circle in the sand and one is called black roses...

Heh...dolly parton is funny..."I'm old enough to be that boy's lover." heh...heh...*sigh* yeah...anyway. I am howie. not really I just felt like saying that....Oh! next song on my radio is....*drumroll* that titanic song at the end. *crosses arms* Hn.

Koenma is funny in his cool teenager form. ok, now I'm rambling about nonsense. *thinks deeply, hoping nobody around can read minds* I do that alot. 'tis why I am so quiet. I'm always deep in thought but other people's thoughts find their way there. I am NOT a "mind reader" but it just happens now and then. I read that...well, nevermind. Don't wanna explain the qualities of a psi vampire. I dont know who reads this and it could come across the wrong pair of eyes. Heck, blood drinking has been out since the plaque. And now its out again cuzza aids. they had to switch to energy. The ones who didnt are aweful careful tho, i bet. hn...I'm tired. Later peeps.

vampires
I'm slightly offended. People seem to think that vampires are either "blood sucking fiends from beyond the grave" or "erotic blood lusting demons"
That's like saying humans are all dull, uptight, boring, mundane, snobbish halfwits. Which most of them are not like that. The only vampires who fit their discriptions are not really vampires, but only fetish-crazed people who like to 'lie' or 'make believe' to an unhealthy extent.
Anyway, vampires don't "need" blood to survive. Phsycic energies do quite well. I don't want to go into details right now but if you want to 'prove me wrong' (ha..), confront me, ask me about it, or just say hi, my email is silver_fire_14@hotmail.com
Ta.

final fantasy
Here is a song for youuuu.

"Final fantasy is an RPG.
The only one that i need.
its the RPG for me.
Final fantasy is all that i play.
All other games are lame.
It puts them all to shame.
I only play games that are really cool.
I only buy the games the magazines
tell me to buy,
that way i know i get good games for sure
I may have a shallow mind
but you can kiss my behind.
Final Fantasy,
it comsumes my life,
and that is probably why
I'll never have a wife(husband)
Final Fantasy has awesome music,
and that's probably why
it always gets remixed.
I always buy the soundtrack to each game. Oh it is the only thing that i will listen to.
Oh sure one day it may drive me insane. You may think I'm a fool
Well I'm here to say screw you!
Final Fantasy on playstation 2
With music by Nobou
and graphics by Wong Chu
It is Final Fantasy number ten
must save the world again
right here from my own den
Hopefully I'll get through
the game just fine.
I don't know why i continue
to play each game
They'll be making these
'til the end of time.
Oh, I guess that i will pay
for these new games til Doomsday

bravo
Here are some chinese fortunes from me to you. keep em if you want. their a little strange and random but....their cool anyway.

~you will tire of your mayonaise and it will tire of you.
~Start a little fire. A little one!
~Brush up on knock-knock jokes. They're on their way back.
~Hey, it worked for Taft.
~There are some dishes under your bed that you should just throw away.
~From now on, give only high-fives
~Start putting stamps on all your emails
~Buy me a sandwich
~Switching soaps cold turkey will give you a rash.
~A pillow fort simply cannot last.
~A true friend will tell you how stupid that shirt looks.
~Things are about to get a whole lot flimsier.
~Greatness can be measured in argument won.
~Laugh your way out of a tense bathroom situation.
~A life of luxury will end in buxury.
~You will spot a food store with your name. You are not related.
~Make it great. Next time don't be late.
~Gimme a dollar.
~Wait by the phone. See if it rings.
~Your friends wonder if they met you now, would they still like you?
~Have a good time, all the time.
~Park in a secret place where no one can find you.
~Homonyms will give you trouble at a social funtion.
~Make a little guy out of a paperclip.
~You will avoid laundry altogether and buy more socks.
~It's not mean if it's hilarious.
~You've got something between your teeth. Something green.
~You will fight for a just cause, just 'cause.
~An authority figure will look at you through X-Ray specs.
~Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants.
~Ugliness is next to you. Scooch on over.
~Your primary goal will be washing up.
~Pay no attention to the man in the parentheses.
~www.thoraxcorp.com
~Try a little television.
~Don't skip school...skip class.
~The likelihood is great that you will bring home some bacon.
~Lighten your load by doing less work.
~Remember that time you lied to your mom?
~Little things add up to a little bit.
~The truth is, banana peels just aren't that slippery.
~"They" say "you" are "stupid." Whatever that means.
~Begin saying "toot" backwards. No one will ever know.
~Your potential is full, empty it out. It's starting to stink.
~Treat others as if they treated you first.
~Yellow text is hard to read.
~Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit.
~It's not illegal if it's hilarious.
~Don't wait for a reason to give up, just stop trying.
~Stop picking at it.
~Try a little levitation.
~Briefly, let's discuss your underwear.
~The backwards alphabet is just as important as the frontwards one.
~Tell your boss to quit. Then take their job.
~Start adding sugar to coke. That's why they put it on the table.
~Maybe try and be a little funnier.
~It's not lazy if it's hilarious.
~Length X width=height. No wait. I mean area.
~Ask me about super-dooper savings.

holy crap
I present to you....a cartoon script! But...I'll only give you what the characters say and what they do. The rest is up to your imagination. Here goes.
(strong bad and the cheat sneaking to a shed at night time.)
the cheat: *squeek sqeek sqee*
strongbad: you said it The Cheat. Once we get our hands on Bubb's fund raising candy bars, our troubles will be over! We could retire, maybe get a little place in Strongbadia, I don't know.
TheCheat: Squeakity squeek.
Strong bad: All right remember the drill. Go straight for the crispy crackely ones, dont waste your time on those plain old chocolates. Those things are fools gold! Okay, hand me the explosives.
(the cheat hands strong bad a bungle of explosives that turns out to be firecrackers. and goes up with bright loud fireworks)
SB: the cheat! I told you to remove the patoom. All we needed was the bang!
(wee woo wee woo wee woo. Homestar Runner walks up makeing an alarm sound)
SB: Oh no! We've been found-
HS: wee woo
SB: Oh no! we've been-
HS: merh merh mehh
SB: Oh no! we've-
HS: dooo deee dooo deee
SB: ......oh no weve been found out...
Coach Z: I mighta known you were behind all this.
HS: Coach Z, get these lowlifes outta my sight!
(coach z grabs strong bad and the cheat and drags them away)
SB: you set me up! you set me up! the cheat, tell-tell him that he set you up.
TC: *Sqeek Sqeee*
SB: you set me up!

(Strong bad's little brother Strong Sad is writting SB a letter)
"Dear prisoner number 5408 AKA Strong bad AKA professor Tor Cool Guy. I can only hope your incarceration turns your life around as much as it has mine. I feel cooler and less like I suck so bad. I've made some changes around the house. Why, your computer room is now my tai chi space 'tai won...kka.. KI!' Well, I gotta go. Marzipan and I have got a baklava in the oven. Hopeing you dont get shivved. -Strong Sad"

(SB and TC are in jail *which happens to be a cardboard box* they are talking to Strong Mad who is very big and strong)
SB: you gotta get us outta this joint, man. I don't think the cheat is gonna make it! (shows the cheat who is foaming at the mouth and twitching)
(Strong mad easily lifts cardboard box and SB and TC jump out.)

SB: Sweet lady freedom! let's make out!
TC: squeekity sqeek!
SB: Hey, shut up! what, are you horning in on my girl? Only I get to make out with-
TC: sqeek squeek
SB: oh right..the escaping...*runs*
Strong Mad: WAIT! I BROUGHT YOU A CAKE!

(Homestar Runner walks up to marzipan)
HR: Hey, lady!
Mz: Homestar, did you know that crime is on the rise?
HR: yeah i know...is it?
Mz: yes. things are very serious now so what are gonna do to protect me?
HR: umm I could put a dash between homestar and runner for you.
Mz: really? you'd do that for me?
HR: heh, no, of course not.

(SB and TC runs by holding the king of town's crown.)
SB: boy, the cheat! we struck it rich this time! now we can retire to the moon!!

(bubbs and homestar runner are questioning the king of town on the thief)
bubbs: so, tell me what the perpetrater looked like.
TKOT: well he had a head like a big ol' round ol' red ol' nasty ol' egg.
bubbs: I see*draws picture*
And his hands looked like biscuit dough
bubbs: is this the man?
coach z: I knew it! it's biscuit-dough-hands man.

SB: the cheat, quit being such an old the cheat. we gotta come out of retirement for this one last job.
TC: shjdgoskdg
SB: no no no no no no, its like this: the ransom money becomes the new retirement money and the retirement becomes the college fund and the college fund...well we blow on a really tripped out van.
TC: welll....okay
SB: yes! another victim claimed by strong bad's powers of persuation. No living The Cheat can resist the P.O.P
TC: yeah yeah yeah. let's go.
SB: hang on im not done yet.. And umm....ok, yeah I was done. let's go.

(the king of town returns home)
KOT: Poopsmith, I'm home! man,I feel like some serious biscuit dough. Poopsmith? poopsmiith? *dun dun dunnnn* they've stolen my poopsmith!

(homestar and pom-pom are looking around in the forest for the criminals.)
HR: all right, pom pom. the poopsmith is missing and we gots to find him. What are your first and last lines of defence? "Only you can prevent scouting" "Boy, do we need forest fires" *turns on flashlight* ah ha! pom pom what are u doing out past curfew?

PP: *bubble bubble*

HR: dont play games with me, roundy man! just who are you working with?
P.P: *BUBBLE*
HR: homestar runner, eh? sounds like a no-gooder to me. *Sniffs* pom pom did you step in something?

(strong bad has the poopsmith tied up)
SB: alright, doody-man. its time to deliver my ultimate ultimatum. the cheat, ready with the video camera.
TC: ok *video-records strong bad*
SB: wait, hang on! I almost forgot to disguise my identity *puts on ski mask* now we're ready. Attention: whatever wierdos are concerned about the poopsmith!
(homestar walks up)
HR: oh hey strongbad
SB: what the? holy crap! I thought I smelled bacon. how'd you find us!?
HR: we followed a mysterious trail left behind by the poopsmith.
SB: ew
HR: that, and we got an annonymous tip from strongsad
SS: I told them you were behind the fence.
SB: you sold me out! you sold me out! The Cheat..tell him that he--oh nevermind.
bubbs: oh no, its just strong bad
coach z: once again biscuit dough hands man slips through our fingers
HR: well friends and people. It just goes to show you, Strong Sad doing tai chi is reallly funny.
SS: hey!
HR: what? it was! you were like "wahh...chil...tai!" hehe
(marzipan comes out)
Anyone want some baklava?

wha-whatever
Nin o chithiaglier lasto beth daer rimmo nin bruinin dan nin Ulear. That's elvish. Anyway...

Sorry that I have not posted in a long time. I have been very busy. and I WOULD post what I have been doing...but nobody ever reads this anyway...so i don't think there is a need. Cause like...only one person reads this and she doesnt even read the whole post!!

So instead of telling you about my awesome journey(which you prolly wont read!!) I shall simply tell you that it hurts when I breathe in. And most of the time I feel like nothing around me is real, like it's all just a crazy dream. I sink deeper and deeper into it but I can move just enough to keep from drowning.
Not sure if that means I'm mentally ill or something. I hope not. Of course, I wouldn't want to be sane or anything like that. But I'm not sure I want to be more crazy than I already am. I've lost too many friends over it as it is. And the ones who are still my close friends are too far away to even speak to and even they are slowly forgetting about me.

My fate is to be alone surrounded by many people. DONT take this as a pathetic self esteem issue!!!! I'm NOT talking about outward appearance.

Blah....nevermind. Forget it. I gotta go. laterz.

wow....a penny...how cute. lol
Hey people! I wanna be a part of the sexy beast mafia!!! *cries* oh well. I'll just have to live with it. :(
Anyways....
Guess what! I'm at school! weeee! Well, I'm not entirely sure what to type in here so I shall name off "a few" quotes and sayings that me, my friends, and my 3 imaginary friends have made up..

"It's cocking great!"
"Huzzah!(not by us but we say it alot)"
"moo pie capa delta!"
"hey let's play the zombie kitten game!"
"*gasp* you broke my cunting toy! you utter cunt! you utter f*ck!!"
"look mum! I can fly!"
"you make god cry..."
"your giving me a hangover!"
"nacho nacho man! I wanna be a nacho man(simpsons)"
"I set my laser from stun to kill"
"oh yeah, great, yeah, if anyone attacks us..we can blink em to death."
"the spongmonkeys want to have a little fun. what!? *slaps* I only meant they would like to go to disneyland this summer. oH! you and your mind"
"weee. Quick!!! teaparty everyone!"
"go fix your solar sun rays. Then go clean up your aresol spray(secret code)"
I'll put more later

holy crap
*is running around* somebody get this freakin duck away from me!!....*notices you*...oh...hey guys. um, Im just getting ready to run some errands. Yeah, you know, I gotta hide that ostrich egg in the couch, try out my new 3D goggles,um.. drink from my yu-gi-oh! sports cup, run around the house saying random things, and...uh-so as you can see, my agenda is filled with very important non-cancelable things. But I always save time on my busy schedule for you guys. Don't you feel loved? because in the time it took for me to type all of this I could be doing something worth-while. Like painting a picture..of a guy..with a knife. ooh..that sounds good. Imma get started on that right now. I could sell it to a big art museum or..some guy is paris...or somebody's dad.
So, until next time. bye.
and remember guys....take your vitamins...pretend your hilarious and always, always, email candice (me).

suck my news
Now for the weatherThis week the wicked witch of the west will sweep through your town on a tornado, transplanting you and your dog to a place filled with tiny singing midgets.

In other news...Micheal Jackson says that he would slit his wrists if he ever hurt a child. But he also added that he would child a hurt before he would wrist his slits.

Anyway, High school students say that the latest trend for girls isnt wearing the newest designer jeans but declaring themselves as bisexual when their not. Latest trends for guys: thinking that's awesome*thumbs up*

That's all for news ladies and gentlemen.

what ho? a foe?
Um...yeah. Hi everypeople. Greetings from Place!! Actually...I'm not at place. I'm at school in the library. W00T!!! what now, dawg? lol. Anyway, I'm having fun and its a two hour class today so I get to be in here for an hour and 45 minutes. yay! Today my friend Sam left her backpack at the table to go get a bite to eat and my friends who always sit at that table hate Sam. So they threw her backpack in the dirt near a tree. Oh! and in ChemPhys...we made icecream. But mostly it just turned out to be a sugary milkshake type thing. So yeah. But anyway, think fast *throws football and watches it hit you in the forehead* Pffh, your slow. What are ya? a lamp? Lamps don't think that fast either. I was dared to wear a skirt today and I did. I wore this black velvet skirt with with little diamond lookin things on it. I also wore those purple and black checkered socks i got from claires in ponca city. I wore muh big black boots too. This girl who has more flab than me weighs 129 pounds. I feel so fat. *sad face* thats it! Im going on a strike!...from....eating!! *blinks* I've done it before. I can do it again. Well, the table is shaking for some reason(I think its the guy beside me. he keeps shaking his leg) so Im gonna go. Later muh peeps! I MISS YOU GUYS! $~*Muah*~$

what ho? a foe?
Um...yeah. Hi everypeople. Greetings from Place!! Actually...I'm not at place. I'm at school in the library. W00T!!! what now, dawg? lol. Anyway, I'm having fun and its a two hour class today so I get to be in here for an hour and 45 minutes. yay! Today my friend Sam left her backpack at the table to go get a bite to eat and my friends who always sit at that table hate Sam. So they threw her backpack in the dirt near a tree. Oh! and in ChemPhys...we made icecream. But mostly it just turned out to be a sugary milkshake type thing. So yeah. But anyway, think fast *throws football and watches it hit you in the forehead* Pffh, your slow. What are ya? a lamp? Lamps don't think that fast either. I was dared to wear a skirt today and I did. I wore this black velvet skirt with with little diamond lookin things on it. I also wore those purple and black checkered socks i got from claires in ponca city. I wore muh big black boots too. This girl who has more flab than me weighs 129 pounds. I feel so fat. *sad face* thats it! Im going on a strike!...from....eating!! *blinks* I've done it before. I can do it again. Well, the table is shaking for some reason(I think its the guy beside me. he keeps shaking his leg) so Im gonna go. Later muh peeps! I MISS YOU GUYS! $~*Muah*~$

christianity
Couldnt God have been a woman? In the bible, God is referred to as "Him."

The people that held the pens added their own perspective and all the penholders were men. So She became a He. Doesn't stop with God either! The whole book's gender-biased. A woman's responsible for original sin, A woman cuts Samson's coif of power, A woman asks for the head of John the Baptist. Read that book again sometime. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks.

I have issues with anyone who treats God like a burden instead of a blessing. your prolly asking "so whats the right religion?"
Its not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet because their all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains gonna wake up.