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2009 16 July :: 12.59am
Random thoughts: -i am hungry- I get to buy groceries tomorrow yeehaw- I want to see stefs puppy- I want a new vacuum cleaner soooo bad- I have to get my new passport and license tomorrow- I can never sleep at night anymore- I am excited to start school and wear scrubs- I put up (past tense) with SO much for you, you idiot.- I wonder if you know deep down that you really did a lot of bad things, you were/are such a jerk and so fake, it really sucks because when you're not like that you are pretty fun - where did they all go? - I wonder if that really is why and the doctors are wrong and it will be a problem. I can only pray that it won't.- why does my kidney area always hurt like a sharp pain ... Not good.- I'm married, isn't that weird!?!? Hahahaha- and that concludes the random list of thoughts going on in my head.
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2009 15 July :: 11.05pm
All about yourself...the survey.
Created by adawg and taken 427924 times on Bzoink | | All about yourself... | | First name?:: | jessica | | Middle name?:: | michele | | Like your name?:: | yes | | Named after anyone?:: | no | | Any nicknames?:: | jamal, j, jessa | | Age?:: | 21 | | Birthdate?:: | 3.8 | | Birthplace?:: | grand rapids | | Time you were born?:: | 8.31 am | | Current location?:: | my home | | Height?:: | 5.0 | | Like your height?:: | no, i wish i was a little taller | | Eye color?:: | blue | | Contacts/glasses?:: | neither | | Hair color?:: | brown | | Natural hair color?:: | brown | | Dye your hair often?:: | about 3 times a year because i get bored | | Righty or lefty?:: | lefty | | Your favorite... | | Type of music?:: | depends on my mood. When I am awake and ready to go out then it would be hip hop/rap etc, when i'm ready for bed it's classical, when i'm sad it's r&b/pop | | Band or singer?:: | ummmm i dont know | | TV show?:: | greys anatomy | | Movie?:: | i guess step brothers | | TV channel?:: | ? | | Radio station?:: | none | | Place to be?:: | out with friends/ family | | Thing to do?:: | be iwth friends/family | | Food?:: | pizza/chocolate | | Non alcoholic drink?:: | diet pepsi | | Alcoholic drink?:: | bahama mama, vodka and sprite | | Animal?:: | dogs, cats, swans | | Holiday?:: | my bday or christmas i guess i duno | | Season?:: | spring summer or fall | | Sport?:: | sport? hmmm | | Place to shop?:: | vanity, forever 21, charlotte russe, marshalls, old navy, target... theres many | | Clothing brand?:: | none | | Scent?:: | as far as perfume- enchanted orchid from BBW or baby phat umm i can't remember what its called but i love it | | Restaurant?:: | olive garden or frankie v's | | Fruit?:: | apples or bananas | | Vegetable?:: | potatos, corn | | Fast food restaurant?:: | arby's i suppose | | Pizza topping?:: | none, just cheese really | | Ice cream flavor?:: | mint chocolate chip | | Magazine?:: | i duno | | City?:: | haven't visited enough to know | | Color?:: | blue | | Number?:: | 2 | | This or that... | | Chocolate or vanilla?:: | chocolate except for cake or ice cream | | Pepsi or coke?:: | diet pepsi | | Hot or cold?:: | ? | | Black or white?:: | black | | Dog or cat?:: | dog | | French toast or pancakes?:: | french toast | | French fries or onion rings?:: | french fries | | Hamburger or hot dog?:: | hamburger | | Pepperoni or sausage?:: | pep | | Britney or Christina?:: | britney | | McDonalds or Burger King?:: | burger king | | 50 Cent or Eminem?:: | | | Canada or Mexico?:: | canada i think | | Hug or kiss?:: | hug | | Movies or TV?:: | | | Truth or dare?:: | | | Do you... | | Shower daily?:: | yes | | Sing in the shower?:: | no | | Like to sing?:: | in my car | | Like to dance?:: | yeah | | Smoke?:: | no | | Drink?:: | on occasion | | Cuss?:: | sometimes | | Talk to yourself?:: | not really | | Believe in yourself?:: | ? | | Play an instrument?:: | yes | | Go to school?:: | starting on the 27th | | Go to college?:: | " " | | Have a job?:: | yeah | | Like your job?:: | most of the time | | Want to get married?:: | am | | Want to have kids?:: | yes | | Get along with your parents?:: | yeah | | Get along with your siblings?:: | yeah | | Drive?:: | yeah | | Random... | | Do you think you're trustworthy?:: | yes | | Think your funny?:: | sometimes | | Ever toilet papered someones house?:: | yes | | Gone garbage can tipping?:: | no | | What are your parents names?:: | stacey and michael | | Siblings names?:: | brandon shannon stefanie | | Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | yes | | How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: | 2 | | Collect anything?:: | no | | Ever been in love?:: | yeah | | In love right now?:: | yeah | | What color pants are you wearing right now?:: | grey | | How does your hair look?:: | up in pony tail | | Ever had your heartbroken?:: | yeah | | Ever broken the law?:: | yeah | | Been arrested?:: | no | | Been out of the country?:: | yea | | Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: | no | | When was the last time you got drunk?:: | umm i cannot remember | | Do you do drugs?:: | no | | When was the last time you were high on anything?:: | n/a | | Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: | off-save energy | | Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: | yes | | Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: | boxers | | Do you like to laugh?:: | yes | | Ever had a bloody nose?:: | no | | Have you ever caught a fish?:: | yes | | What was the last thing you ate?:: | hamburger helper | | What time do you go to bed?:: | depends | | What's your favorite color?:: | blue | | Do you like to give or recieve?:: | | | Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: | my dogs probably | | Do you live alone?:: | no | | Do you own a blender?:: | yes | | Do you like the snow?:: | i like how it looks but nothign else | | Ever been up a mountain?:: | no | | Ever been rootin'?:: | ? | | Do you like surprises?:: | yes | You've been totally Bzoink*d!
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2009 15 July :: 3.25pm
There are many days where I miss the Air Force, some of my Training Instructors were like fathers to me.
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2009 14 July :: 10.59pm
jessssssssssssssss have you seen this?
cute huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs
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2009 14 July :: 10.56pm
i need/want botox.
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2009 11 July :: 2.25am
Sold my desktop, feels good man.
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2009 10 July :: 10.47am
a random idiot i ran into today!
so i'm trying to do this new routine every morning just a quick workout because our complex has a small gym room with some equipment and then after that take my dogs for a walk.
so anyway i get to the "gym" and start on the elliptical and it keeps saying "motor unplug" which it did this the first ti me i ever used it like after 15 minutes , but i just got off , unplugged and replugged it and then it worked fine...
but today i kept replugging it and finding different plugs and it just would not work so instead i used a bike thing for like 10 minutes and then tried the elip again and it finally worked... so i did my workout on that and then .... this is the whole point of my story...
i walk back to my apartment and get the dogs and here i am walking, and i walk out of the apartment area/property and start down a road that turns into a housing development with pretty nice houses and i'm like just getting to the road with the houses, minding my own darn business with my dogs, and this stupid BITCH pulls up in her car and rolls down her window and says to me,
"You better be picking up after your dogs!"
and I say, "what?"
and she says "I dont see you holdin' no pooper scooper ! (notice the poor grammar which just made me more annoyed)
and i'm like "umm i have baggies right here! thanks!" (because i have the little clip on baggie holder-)
keep in mind my dogs are 6 and 12 lbs- they are not big dogs- they really dont create a lot of waste- i dont have to carry around a fricken SHOVEL to take care of the mess my dogs make... i'm not going to wheel around a fricken trash bin with me either ok.....
gAWD she was a stupid bitch!!!! i wanted to punch her in her fricken mouth. i called her a bitch after that but i'm not sure if she heard me because she was starting to pull away. i just HOPE she felt like a stupid bitch after she did that. how rude! i wasn't even doing anything wrong.
and she just put me in a horrible mood and UGGHGHGH i hate people like that!
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2009 5 July :: 8.11pm
grrr....i guess we'll wait and see.
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2009 4 July :: 1.46pm
That asshole Hancock, singing his name real big on Tom Jefferson's declaration, I don't care if you were the president of the convention.
HAPPY 4TH WOOHU!
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2009 2 July :: 1.08am
:: Mood: thug
:: Music: best i ever had
got a house but i need new furniture why spend mine when i can spend urrs? ?
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.
Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up.
When i get right i promise that we gon live it up.
She make me beg for it till she give it up.
And I say the same thing every single time.
I say you the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the best i ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
I say you the fucking.
Know you got a roommate
Call me when its no one there
Put the key under the mat
And you know I'll be over there
(Yup) I'll be over there
Shawty, I'll be over there
I'll be hitting all the spots that u ain't even know was there
Ha. And you ain't even have to ask twice
You can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice
Always felt like you was so accustom to the fast life
Have a nigga thinking that he met you in a past life
Sweat pants, hair tied, chilling with no make up on
That's when your the prettiest
I hope that you don take it wrong
You don't even trip when friends say you ain't bringing Drake along
You know that I'm working I'll be there soon as I make it home
And she a patient in my waiting room
Never pay attention to them rumors and what they assume
And until them girls prove it
I'm the one to Never get confused with Cause.
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.
Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up.
When i get right i promise that we gon live it up.
She make me beg for it till she give it up.
And I say the same thing every single time.
I say you the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the best i ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
I say you the fucking.
Sex, Love, Pain
Baby I be on that tank shit
Buzz so big i could probably sell a blank disk
When my album drop
Bitches will buy it for the picture
And niggas will buy it too and claim they got it for they sister
Magazine paper girl
But money ain't the issue
They bring dinner to my room and ask me to initial
She call me the referee
Cause I be so official
My shirt ain't got no stripes but I can make yo pussy whistle
Like the Andy Griffith theme song
And who told you to put them jeans on
double cup love
You the one i lean on
Feeling for a fix then you should really get yo pheen on
Yea just know my condo is the crack spot
Every single show she out there repping like a mascot
Get it from the back
And make yo fucking bra strap pop
All up in yo slot until the nigga hit the jackpots
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.
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2009 1 July :: 6.01pm
Strange Cousins from The West will change the way you hear music
for serious
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2009 1 July :: 4.01pm
Is there a show on Discovery that Mike Rowe doesn't voice over?
I mean that guy is awesome and he must be making some serious C Notes
Love Mike Rowe!
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2009 1 July :: 2.10pm
This is where I say something to piss everyone off because I don't have anything better to do than argue with people on the internet.
So here it is: Testicles
that is all
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2009 30 June :: 10.17pm
I tested my bike and it tested me
8000RPM @ 80MPH is a little scary on a windy open freeway
50HP is a lot more when it sits just in front of your legs.
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2009 29 June :: 8.01pm
I like working on my motorcycle, it puts me at ease and peace with the world
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2009 29 June :: 1.54am
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2009 29 June :: 12.57am
I fucking love the internet, it pits people against each other in ways they would have otherwise never believed.
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2009 28 June :: 11.35pm
This space is dedicated to Billy Mays, for he has greatly improved our world.
And if you disagree with me I will challenge your knowledge of infomercials, because that's the highroad thing to do on the internet these days, oh yeah but no flamewars cause that's not cool right.
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2009 27 June :: 2.35am
Will you die on your feet or live on your knees?
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2009 26 June :: 12.26am
You are now breathing manually.
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2009 23 June :: 10.32pm
"Maybe this is the new Cafe Racer macho. My bike is so much faster than yours that I dare you to ride it, you lame little turd. Do you have the balls to ride this BOTTOMLESS PIT OF TORQUE? " Hunter S. Thompson
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2009 22 June :: 4.00pm
"yeah she's a little rough and has some issues but what broad doesn't ya know" - PhilHimself
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2009 22 June :: 3.20pm
MOTORBIKE FUNTIME
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2009 22 June :: 1.51am
Selling my desktop, here's the craigslist link. I would make it a better deal for any folks that I know.
I'm much more interested in motorbikes and outdoors adventuring these days
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2009 21 June :: 1.33pm
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2009 19 June :: 10.20pm
Getting married in the morning...... Sweet niblets!
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2009 18 June :: 2.52am
got my helmet and gloves today, might just get my bike this week
motorbike adventures!
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2009 17 June :: 5.10pm
Singleton 12 year aged single malt scotch whiskey, it even smells definitive.
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2009 16 June :: 10.01pm
Tired of hearing old dudes talk about pills that give them boners every time there is a TV on.
seriously
but anyway, I got my new license and am gonna do some 40s after midnight
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