:: 2003 24 May :: 9.14 pm

lets go out sunday night. ANyone, we could have a whole gagle of peeps, lets all pile into my car

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:: 2003 22 May :: 11.26 pm

wow, some of these hit too close to home. maybe we need group therapey. or group sex. reply to which you prefer. I cast the first vote for sex. we have the tacos, why not use them? its like having a car and not driving it, honestly people...

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:: 2003 20 May :: 10.10 pm

i had an odd day
it began very mundanely. I was late getting out of bed (actually off the couch, i feel asleep during
JAY LENO, so much for an all nighter). This happens about once a week and thoroughly pisses my father off. But i digress. So i got to school, went through the average routine.
Yell at
JESSA for being a whore. Have mad love w/ STEPH @ my locker. I proceed to embarrass MY SELF though out the day w/ rude remarks about comparative anatomy between
cow repro tracts and human's clitorises. Lunch was normal.
K-t delayed my mad rush for the feed bunk by chatting in the hall, thank you k-t, you will some day be thanked by my heart when it doesn’t have pump blood to 5 more pounds of fat.
Amber didn’t talk to us @ lunch, I showed nate my prom pics,
(BRIANNA AND KATE, you two are such a cute couple!!!). Egg rolls were good, STEPH gave me a wonderfully horrid fortune hehehhe. 4th I did nothin, as usual. 5th I mocked REYBURN for his stupidity and announced a taco eating contest, to be held 5th hour Thursday. Then I mocked l-$ w/ r-dawg. That was good. I molested STACY, as usual. LISA and i were productive members of society, ha
6th hour was a laborious task, eilola is now deemed the
seat nazi. Bitch. I did get 2 invites to open houses though. Well, to the pt. In my story. I was frankly looking forward to watching ricky lake and adding to my disgusting mass today in front of the tv for the first time in a while. This was averted by a invite by my
father to shear sheep today. OF course I excepted. And we bonded. It was wonderful. True, I did miss the boat on 20 $ and cause my new jeans to be “broken in” but it was all worth it. How many times does a girl get to share a common objective w/ her father on a beautiful afternoon, with pleasant people and cute critters? Not many, at least for me. I am very thankful and humbly blessed to have the oppertunity to experience this day.
May the next days and those subsequent to it be as joyful for you as this has been for me.

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:: 2003 19 May :: 11.32 pm

i'm gonna stay up all night, up all night, i'm gonna stay up all night and all throught the town. If i don't pass out @ round up out @ round up, out @ round up all throught the night...

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:: 2003 19 May :: 11.16 pm
:: Mood: nauseated
:: Music: Kid Rock, i been sittin' here, tryin to find myself, i get behind myself, i try to rewind myself, i

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:: 2003 19 May :: 10.17 pm

Stephanie
You think that your opinions matter to me. Maybe they did once. It's amazing how all the faults of a person are apparent when their true colors show through. I hate you. I hate your family. Mikey is truly annoying and you remind me of Shannon. You are such a free-loader, if i didn't have a car you wouldn't be my friend. So, don't talk to me. I don't care. I'm on a mission to succeed in life. and you Stephanie stoken, you are not a part of my plan.

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:: 2003 15 May :: 9.51 pm

yea, i'm sick, nobody called, i guess nobody cares

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:: 2003 11 May :: 7.03 pm

Wow, weather is crapy. I need to go out, but it's soooo scary out there. my bro is crying in pain, pansy. i've been havin' a great b-day, working and babysitin' oh well, there is always tomarrow for the sun to come out. Don' t you asociate mother's day w/ sunshine and happiness?

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:: 2003 10 May :: 10.39 pm

I remember!!! thank you god!!! banquet can go on!!! life is good!!!

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:: 2003 10 May :: 9.59 pm

Everything you guys did made the party endearing and special. I know who truly considers me an important part of their' lives. I value you all, and appreciate your efforts and love your souls. ok, enough lovey dovey crud.
I picked up a turtle by the tail today. It was on 13 mile. in the middle of the road. i didn't look dead when i drove by so i thought, well, i'll make sure it gets across and doesn't cause any traffic accidents. ya know, swerving to miss it and what not. well, i get back to it, and see a little blood on the yellow center line. i thought, aw nuts, too late some ass whip couldn't avoid hitting a stationary object like a turtle. they probably swerved to hit it. friken god. i can understand hitting a squirrel, they are stupid, but a turtle like this one is big, and very obvious. they would have had to make an effort to crowed the center line and squish it's head. well back to the turtle it's self. it was injured, (crushed really) around it's head. but when i picked it up it moved, as if it wasn't dead. It's injures were fatal, it was all just a matter of time until it's nervous system stopped spazing and it's entire body functions shut down. I hate people, i love turtles.

so vote for me for savor and you'll go to heaven.

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:: 2003 6 May :: 7.50 pm

HEY!!! steph's throwin' me a surprise b-day party, fri-sat until 4pm or so. Byob or none at all. everyone and there brother is invited, i mean it, even if i've only said "hi" to you once in the hall come, contact steph, k-t or me for directions, it'll be fun, loud music, fire, volley ball. Just come, we have sexy good time. well, my bro want's to talk to one of his "sex kittens" so i've got to get off line so he can get off hehehhehehe

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:: 2003 1 May :: 9.22 pm

Single or Taken: single and looking raow.... anyone???? "i'm so terribly lonely"~ quick who what where said that?

Gender: a unisex named alex, i'm so excited about disecting catz!!!

Birthday: yer mom. Really, i was born on mother's day 86!

What is your sign?: my sign is i look deep into his eyes, stroke his skin, and ahhhhh, wait, that is what you asked right?

Siblings:i have the cutest lil' sister, wait, she says not to call her that, and i say what? ahhrtiowaoeifthioawePjhA

Hair color: damn hair craft co conned me into dang nabit... ehheatowiuhpioawpio MONEY!!!! tessing!!!!!

Eye Color:some say that i have an old soul, and they can see it in my eyes, but that was a old jamacan wowman, and we were sorta yaknow.... ahhhhh pass it man

Height: the hieght of my career will be making top whore @ steph' brothel/chicken factory

Full name:Luci is short for lucifer.

Age: i have an old souuuuuuul (i'm really 12)
*~Relationships~*

Who is your best friend?: my hand, every night.
Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend?:my hand

If you do what is their name?:i'm still debating between 15 inches and doctor saitan
*~Fashion Stuff~*

Where is your favorite place to shop?: yer mom, she isn't rackin' she hoein'
Do you do drugs?:define "do"

What kind of shampoo do u use?: damn 100$ hair cut,......

What are you most scared of?: dying alone.... j/k i'm immortal, i'll live alone hehehhehehhehheheh
What are you listening to right now?: my bro yellin "i'lll alway's have my bitches" and i said , no, but you have your hand.

What car do you wish to have?:uhhhh carssssss.... do you really want to know? ok, i wanna get an 84 camaro and throw it under a tarp untill i get some time then fix her up and drive amlessly taking advantage of surfers named bubba

Who was the last person that called you?:it will be stacy in a few, b/c joe's escourts just didn't pull through

Where do you want to get married?:i just want to get laid, marriage came come after i cum hhahahhaqhah no.

How many messenger buddies to you have on right now?:4 and they are all 34 and trying to sell me crystal meth from tiwan no, just chrissy and she doesn't want to talk to me tear.

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?:oh god, i have sooo many thingssssssss i just can't decide i guess i would like to look less like a female version my my father, comon' steph, do i really?

*~Favorites~*

Color: i like dem' foriengers, men i swear!!!

Boys Names:any boy will do as long as they like me k-t is a pretty good one
Girls Names:ki ki(aka steph stoken0, she is great

Subjects in school: anatomy we get to disect CATZ

Animals: dead catz and cows have clitoruses too

Sports to play: i'm fat i don't play. just kiddin' i mean i'm fat but i play tennis, softball,football and golf recreationaly
Song right now: Hey mister or k-t going ooooooooooh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwaa

*~Have You Ever~*

Given any one a bath?: yea, lots and lots of cows and sheep. they have cliterouses tooo!!!!!!!!

Bungee Jumped?:i felt like i did the underwear bungee jump off of jackass last sat night, god who did that? yes, i was slightly aroused, but it hurt!!!

Broken the Law?:breakin' the law breakin the law i still need to steal stacy's sign and tie an aligator to A fire hidrant

Made your self throw up?: hell yes, but you'd never know

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: of cource not, who do you think i am some winny bitch like connie? "i'm just kidding!"~snl senator _____________ from arazona
*~First Thing That Comes To Mind~*

Red: penis

Moo: mama
Socks: lubricant

French fries: American kissing jessa

Soap Opera:sounds dirty, i'll wash you

Water Fall:water works fedish porn
*~Whats Worse~*

Barfing on your date or your date barfing on you?:cleaning it up, w/ your tongue
A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear?:what the hell? honest abe never told no lie!!! i will have his head!!!

*~Final Questions~*

Do you like filling these out?: yes, just yes

How many people are you sending this to?: i'm going to print this up and hand it out @ school

Who will send it back?: PRY NOBODY b/c i'm so terribly lonely

Gold or Silver?: gold, awards that is !!!! hahahha one ffa joke that didn't involve sucking a cows teats hehehehheheahehe (or r-dawgs) ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Favorite cartoon character?: I work lazy bitches

Favorite Word(s)?: cliterus, vd boy, gonaria

What do u have for breakfast in the morning?:cearial, w/ school milk, i'm bad, so bad

Who would you really love to be locked in a room with?: anyone w/ working genitialia or my hand

*~On Guys For Girls To Fill Out~*(for girls only)

Boxers or Briefs: it's best when you have no resistance b/wen ya know guys hehehhehheheheeh

Long or Short Hair: doesn't matter, doesn't even need hair.... especialy if you're jessa who is attrackted to cynical subs

Tall or Short: short ones can fit under your skirt better, damn midgets, keep workin

' hehehehehheheh

Six Pack or Built: i like kegs, b/c you get more for your money

Good or Bad Boy: i can make them all bad

Hat or No Hat: i can take off hats, no biggy, i have a special show for that

Pierced or Not: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm this could be interesting,

Dimple: where?

Neatly Shaved or Stubble: it's all good, really it's alllll good

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:: 2003 30 April :: 9.30 pm

wow, i worked form 3-7:30 tonight. I know, thats only 4.5 hours, but i also went to school from 7-2. I want to sleep. Man, i bet it was someone, someone like you. Little dawgs can pee alot. jessa, i will make you cry laughing. just wait and see. my bro's molestin the cat, gottta go

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:: 2003 29 April :: 4.34 pm

Hey, Lazer Skate, tonight, 5:30-7:30 3 canned goods get you in. open to all

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:: 2003 28 April :: 11.35 pm
:: Music: queens of the stone age, nonone knows .....

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