REALize

REALize

:: 2003 27 February :: 5.40 pm

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried
> > piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
> >
> > Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered
> up
> > anyway;
> > it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his
> > neighbors to come
> > over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt
> into
> > the well.
> > At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.
> Then,
> > to
> > everyone's amazement, he quieted down.
> >
> > A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down into the well,
> and
> > was
> > astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back,
> the
> > donkey
> > was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As
> > the
> > farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he
> would
> > shake it
> > off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey
> > stepped up
> > over the edge of the well and trotted off!
> >
> > Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
> getting
> > out of
> > the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is
a
> > stepping
> > stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by never stopping, never
> > giving up!
> > Shake it off and take a step up!
> >
> > Remember these five simple rules to be happy:
> >
> > 1. Free your heart from hatred.
> >
> > 2. Free your mind from worries.
> >
> > 3. Live simply.
> >
> > 4. Give more.
> >
> > 5. Expect less.
> >
> > ................okay, that's enough BS.
> >
> >
> > The donkey later came back and kicked THE SHIT out of the farmer who
tried
> > to bury him.
> >
> > MORAL: WHEN YOU TRY TO COVER YOUR ASS..........IT WILL ALWAYS COME BACK
TO
> > BITE YOU.
> >
> >

:: 2003 25 February :: 6.41 pm

Gas costs alot
I spent my last quarter on gas
tear

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:: 2003 25 February :: 6.11 pm
:: Music: jeopardy theme

swords for 400

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:: 2003 25 February :: 5.15 pm
:: Music: ma bitchin\\\' me killin\\\' kittin\\\'s j/k

moou
What does everyone else want to do b/f they die? tell me i want to know. I want to:
~be present @ an orgy, watch, if it looks fun, participate b/c orgasims burn calories
~Be raped by a tree, definatly!!!(stac, i heard that you\\\'re the person to come to about this?!)
~Acheive a state office (ffa, politics, bpa, just somethin\\\')
~learn about my friends, and support them in their time of need
~attend a frat party
~acceptance to Kappa Kappa Kappa
~travel to flordia, take atvantage of surfer named bubba
~earn my bvm
~make a diffrence in the world around me, preferably in the positive direction
~ensure a fucntional environment for generations to come
~ attend a cult cerimonie
~ buy a big dog
~ name him ralf
~buy a masturbating bear
~ name him ralf
take a trip
an acid trip
down memory lane w/ all my friends!!! steph! stac! jessa! Lisa! Liz! Hans! Breana! Jenny! kim! Betsy!! Nick!! lets go to flodia!!! lets get together yayaya....
anyways, this is probly one of the only entrys i\\\'ll make this week , i\\\'m a workin\\\' woman, love yall peace in

:: 2003 22 February :: 9.25 pm
:: Mood: content
:: Music: hey mr.

yea, i got nothin'

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:: 2003 20 February :: 8.58 pm

**********************************************************************
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MICHIGAN IF:

1. You've never met any celebrities.
2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan/Michigan
State game.
4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian....eh?
5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.
6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.
7. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
8. It's easy to get VERNOR'S ginger ale and SANDERS hot fudge sauce, and Faygo pop.
9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinaw."
10. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day.
11. You bake with SODA and drink POP.
12. The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny.You consider it a documentary.
13. Your little league game was snowed out.
14. The word "thumb" has geographical, rather than anatomical significance.
15. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your right hand.
16. Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.
17. You measure distance in minutes.
18. When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."
19. You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but isn't far from Hell.
20. Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction.
21. Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas.
22. You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.
23. Owning a Japanese car was a hangin' offense in your hometown.
24. You believe that "down south" means Toledo.
25. YOU ACTUALLY "GET" THESE JOKES AND FORWARD THEM ON TO ALL
YOUR MICHIGAN FRIENDS AND FAMILY.
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:: 2003 20 February :: 8.29 pm
:: Music: Maybe dip him in chocolate

Bad TV night
Thank Dog i have a lotta homework. I really don't wanna look at Mical's nose one more time shutter. or whats left of it. I realy shouldn't be on. Hans got attacked by a crazy cat lady, when we were looking for a job (stacy, next time, what house do we go to?) luckly, we speed off @ an amazing 80 mph. wonderful.Sorry bout' your day jessa, i love you even if i don't understand conunizium fully, or am not able to spell it. i will learn. "but i can change, if i have to, i guess" ~red green show. well peace in, gotta tona homework and alotta whorein' to do b/f morin' if i want gas $ love yall'

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:: 2003 18 February :: 6.57 pm
:: Mood: sick
:: Music: snot- by sinus pressure

Meso

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:: 2003 14 February :: 7.01 pm
:: Mood: discontent
:: Music: i hope, i never hava daughter~~~ hey mr.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????
Hey, i had the greatest day in ~~~ well in a while./ I went to my first day as an employee of the sparta animal clinic. This morning, my bro and i were watchin' tv and some stupid political report came on, sayin' the same old, same old, so we had a contest, to see who could hold their breath the longest. I'm a winner, @ 1 min. and 15 seconds!!! wow, i'm goodl. Steph, i called u, grrr. stac,, i called u grrrr... sounds like you had fun last night, good for you. Steph sounds like you had fun last night, good for you. anyways, now i'm mad so i'm gonna go look up some porn. so, bottoms up!!!

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:: 2003 13 February :: 7.28 pm
:: Mood: cynical
:: Music: girl all the bad guys want

AAAAAHHHHHHH u cut me off!!!
HEllo, is their life out theirrrrrrrrrr? i think not, b/c everyone is a damn conformist who's mind has been sucked into "the system" and replaced w/ the idea that school dances are MANDATORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK, ANGER GONE, SERENITY NOW!!!!!, ah, i either feel better or have just suffered from a massive heart attack and am slowly drifting off into another dimension. Ok, enough of that, the important stuff needs to be expressed. AP bio needs 3 more people. Steph,(how dare you ditch me for that blond bitch mel gibson) you need to take Fed and local govt. not econ. please, to make up for tonight. Gunny, i do not know you, but you cut me off @ myer's lake and 14 mile, now you must die. hehehe, j/k. (where'd i leave my hatchet?) FFA parli. pro team people we need to have a couple more meetings b/f Wednesday. How's tomorrow @ my place? on Tuesday we can have the pizza party. Breanna, good for you, skipping is a necessary component for normal human development. ok, peace in, love ~the sheep wisperer

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:: 2003 26 January :: 8.56 pm
:: Mood: sleepy
:: Music: she's the girl all the bad guys want

i wanna bad guy
man, what a WILD WEEKEND i'll sleep good tonight, but with the distirbing stuff i heard, maybe i'll have wild toe sucking dreams!!!k-t you freak.

:: 2003 23 January :: 6.59 pm
:: Mood: stressed
:: Music: my todolistgrowing

Sorry i Ripped off you ball stacy!!! but it look muy bien on my wrest. How is everyone, long time no see

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:: 2003 22 January :: 11.20 pm
:: Mood: discontent
:: Music: Queen, bicycle

$$$
I told my rents that for algebra 2 i need a gr. cal. SO me pop and me head over to greenvil, so we can retrive and purchase one @ mejers. 100$$$ heyzues crips!!! I hate my bro, he is a prik, he barrowed my shoes w/out asking, and woke me up from my nap, and made me move. grrrrr....., Mrs. Potatoe head, i think i need my angry eyes~~~

:: 2003 13 January :: 9.29 pm
:: Music: i've got a lovely bunch a coconuts dedelidum

people
I've noticed that people become enthraled in your conversation when you are talking about them. We are all self centered. It comes from a disire to win, to survive, puting our needs first. Sometimes our needs emcombus other's as well, when we're in a symbiotic relationship. Well here it goes: steph,stacy,tara,betsy,nick,lisa,k-t,kim,chrissy,andy,and matt. Now they should be listening.

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