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spud

:: 2011 19 April :: 7.59pm

random charlie sheen, for the benefit of tom


sorry guys, i totes missed the 18th. updates coming as soon as i feel reasonably inspired.

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rayray

:: 2011 18 April :: 11.18pm

Really wishes that a certain person would grow the fuck up already.

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spud

:: 2011 14 April :: 1.27pm

is it the 18th yet?
nope, not yet.

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phil-himself

:: 2011 14 April :: 8.27am

You're So Vague - Queens of the Stone Age
"Girl I think I love you and the mess you made."

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acidtears

:: 2011 13 April :: 1.27am

Found this while watching "1,000 Ways To Die"
Way To Die #247: Eye-Sick-Kill

Date: November 29, 2008

Place: Cedar Springs, MI

The Christmas season at a mall in Cedar Springs, MI, had it's usual Christmas display, and since it was Christmastime, the mall had Santa Claus stationed outside to greet visitors. But this Santa was as naughty as his female helpers were "nice", but you would expect this Santa to be naughty. The rest of the year, he was just an old hippie stoner called "Paul".

As this Santa would do things that would only happen in the privacy of Santa's house in the North Pole, Santa's helper's got tired of the special attention that Santa paid them and made it a point to talk to the mall manager, who then made it a point to give Santa a present, that of getting fired.

But as Santa was walking away after being fired, he looked up and suddenly got a point, that was at the end of an icicle that suddenly dislodged itself from the roof, and went straight into Santa's eye, killing him instanly.

That's funny, usually naughty people get coal for Christmas, but this bad Santa got something "ice" this year...

Medical Dianosis:

The icicle decided to dislodge at that moment, which dropped with enough velocity to actually go through the eye and into the brain and killing Santa, due to brain trauma.

The creation of icicles is a continious cycle: The point of the icicle is formed more quickly than the base, which releases heat every time the icicle freezes. This cycle happens over and over again until the base of the icicle can't hold any more weight and breaks off and falls. The dislodging of icicles off buildings and roofs can prove hazardous and sometimes deadly to pedestrians and drivers due to the speed that a falling icicle can achieve, and icicles have actually killed people, like our unlucky Santa, during wintertime, more times than you can imagine





It's funny cos we don't have a mall, and I never heard anything about this.

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acidtears

:: 2011 5 April :: 6.36pm
:: Mood: cranky

I want my fucking phone back. Ugh, bullshit.

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phil-himself

:: 2011 31 March :: 10.06am

Queens of The Stone Age - The Bronze

I've been waiting
Waiting under things
That rise in the morning
I've been holding
Holding back so long
You can own it
Take it off my hands
Do me a favor
Nothin wasted
Just fingerfucked and
Busted up all at once

I'm so lost out on the highway
With no direction left to go
Everyday sit up and wonder
Where it was I started from

The more you've found
The less you've been around

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acidtears

:: 2011 30 March :: 12.45pm

I so love having relatives mad at me and refusing to talk to me. It's alot of fun, everyone should try it at some point.

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phil-himself

:: 2011 30 March :: 9.47am

How long do you stick your neck out till it gets severed off?

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acidtears

:: 2011 28 March :: 2.16pm

Moving date changed. No longer Thursday the 31st. It is now Friday, the 1st. Yes April Fool's Day. How fun.

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phil-himself

:: 2011 28 March :: 11.54am

gettin' pushed around by the county, glad I'm done with Jury Duty.

it's fuckin' stupid

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phil-himself

:: 2011 27 March :: 11.05am

Always WINNING!

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acidtears

:: 2011 26 March :: 4.57pm

5 days and counting.

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acidtears

:: 2011 24 March :: 2.49pm

Moving Day countdown: 1 week. Better get more serious about packing. Even though I have already packed nine boxes, it still looks like I haven't done anything. Ughhhh too much stuff.

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phil-himself

:: 2011 24 March :: 2.57pm

I'm too fucking grizzled and stubborn to stay down for too long.

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