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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 10 September :: 5.08pm

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phil-himself

:: 2009 8 September :: 5.38pm

You now hear the voice of Coach John McGuirk

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phil-himself

:: 2009 8 September :: 12.45pm

Jonathon the zombie, he likes turtles.

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chelthesmell

:: 2009 4 September :: 12.40am
:: Mood: curious

Is there anything cool going on this weekend???

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phil-himself

:: 2009 31 August :: 12.56am

skewl tommorow , FML

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 27 August :: 5.11pm

Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
you decided this
whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?

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phil-himself

:: 2009 27 August :: 12.21pm

Mark Twain Had a Grisly Sense of Humor
In 1863, San Francisco newspapers reported endlessly on the cooked books and financial trickery of mining outfits, and the San Francisco news outlet Territorial Enterprise advised investors to instead put their capital consisting of plague-ridden blankets and Buffalo nickels into San Francisco utility companies. Not out of financial responsibility, or anything; the utility companies were paying several papers bribes for reporting the tips. Still, most people didn't realize what was going on, they just read story after story to the tune of "Oh my God, investing in utilities is so good, you guys."
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outsyder18

:: 2009 25 August :: 11.47pm

Best Text Messages
(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.


(330): I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome

(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.

(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

(714): we're chasing vodka with high fives

(559): Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.

(310): i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

(704): We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
(919): If you're joking I'm going to be sad

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

(404): What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?

(303): We took shots in honor of Shark Week.

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skife

:: 2009 24 August :: 9.12pm

i hate "reality" tv.

these stupid love shows.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 22 August :: 12.17am

Inglorious Basterds is absolutely glorious

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phil-himself

:: 2009 21 August :: 6.31pm

This is what happens when little kids try to bug me in online games

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skife

:: 2009 21 August :: 2.01pm

Photobucket

$1200 or best offer

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outsyder18

:: 2009 20 August :: 6.43pm

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2010 19 August :: 5.08pm

i hate when people talk about their BLACK friends or their BLACK boyfriend loudly and often like... trying to prove that they have friends of another race or something... there's this girl that is constantly talking about her BLACk boyfriend and showing his picture and saying how she doesn't care what color people are ... "you could be purple. as long as you're cool"

that's nice and everything but i dont know it bothers me when people talk about it like they are trying to prove a point or something.

annoying.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 19 August :: 12.52pm

Classes this fall:
Database systems
Unix using Linux
Cisco Wireless Network Administrator
Computer Security and Assurance


This semester is either going to be really fucking cool or really fucking hard.

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