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2011 29 June :: 10.25pm
What do we do now?
We do what most families do on Christmas Eve.
Watch Uncle Bob get drunk and pee in the toaster?
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2011 14 June :: 10.20pm
You can all fuck my titties with your shit covered cocks you cum guzzling faggots.
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2011 24 May :: 8.58pm
We're here. We're queer. We take it in the rear!
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2011 1 May :: 10.35pm
John Hancock is a real person? I thought it was a sex act.
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2011 1 May :: 9.23pm
After you clean the pool, I am going to shave every inch of you.
Ugh, that is not a classy toast.
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2011 28 April :: 8.14pm
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2011 25 April :: 11.07pm
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2011 21 April :: 3.28pm
I'll take Cody.
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2011 20 April :: 12.16pm
I have a question, are you single?
I'm not gay.
I don't care. You're hunky and I'm what they call predatory gay.
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2011 19 April :: 7.57am
You are a strawberry blonde. You can't go out with an ash blonde, it wouldn't be right.
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2011 28 March :: 2.58am
Heteroflexible: Straight, but shit happens.
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2011 22 March :: 11.16pm
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2011 19 March :: 1.42pm
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2011 2 March :: 10.43pm
Butt sex is a lot like spinach. If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult.
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2011 20 February :: 9.38pm
Yo mamas so fat she got cheats for Wii Fit.
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