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mbenznut

:: 2010 3 October :: 10.03am


J.B. Ghuman and Marshall Allman in Starcrossed
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mbenznut

:: 2010 2 October :: 6.30pm

Make like a Chinese father of a newborn daughter and step on it.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 24 September :: 7.56pm

Maybe it's just because I'm drunk, but this is fucking hilarious.


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mbenznut

:: 2010 24 September :: 7.40pm

Last Friday, over 400 Pittsburgh high school seniors were expecting another boring lecture about the importance of donating blood, but got something much more interesting. When Assistant Principal Tim Kotch flipped the switch to turn on the Power Point presentation, several gay porn pics appeared. Oops!

"It took a few seconds for people to process what was up there," said one student. "People were laughing, but the main thing was people were like, 'I can't believe this happened.' "

The representative from the Central Blood Bank (CBB), who brought in the flash drive that had the photos on it, was visibly embarrassed but managed to complete his presentation.

"There were some images projected that were -- we'll just leave it go as 'undesirable,' " said Detective Sgt. Jeffrey Bouldin. "We're still trying to determine how that occurred."

The employee has been suspended because of the incident. "Per organizational policy, employees are not allowed to use flash drives and are required to review their presentations in advance with their supervisor; in this situation, the employee ignored these policies," a letter from the blood bank to the parents of the students stated.

Had the employee been on his toes he could have integrated the photos with the presentation, along the line of "If you're going to do things like this, then we won't be wanting your blood." Hey, it might have worked.
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mbenznut

:: 2010 24 September :: 11.45am

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mbenznut

:: 2010 20 September :: 7.44am

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mbenznut

:: 2010 18 September :: 9.26pm

I'm going to need you to shut up right now, because I'm incredibly hung over.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 17 September :: 9.31pm

I think I told that kid to get our daughter in the backseat of his car.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 17 September :: 7.41pm

Ok, I'm watching Friday Night Lights. If I had known that by giving a football player cookies on game day entitled you to making out with him, I would have been doing a lot of baking.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 26 August :: 9.52pm

Peter Peter Rhyme

Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
fucked her ass and went to bed
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Hickory Dickory Dock

Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!

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mbenznut

:: 2010 17 August :: 7.24am

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree."

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mbenznut

:: 2010 16 August :: 10.28pm

They spit only to stroke their own cocks.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 15 August :: 9.17pm

I wish to alter my bet. Everything on the one with the horse cock.

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mbenznut

:: 2010 5 August :: 6.16pm

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mbenznut

:: 2010 31 July :: 9.08am

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