Courtney Rae's Journal

Courtney Rae's Journal

:: 2004 13 October :: 8.19pm

how to give more than 100 percent
this was taken from some forums, i dont have the source.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:-

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about these people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to these meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%

How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these question.

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:

A T T I T U D E

1+20+20++9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And:

B U L L S H I T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103%

AND, Look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that whilst hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bullcrapp and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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Kate	:: 2004 12 October :: 10.05pm :: Music: Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You I am... UNGROUNDED! 3 comments \| leave a comment

skife

:: 2004 10 October :: 7.07pm
:: Mood: aggravated

I can't wait till the 27th of june.

i hope you fucking drown.

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skife

:: 2004 10 October :: 3.21pm

june 27 i leave for college.

going to university of northwestern ohio for high performance motor sports.

its going to cost 19k but i've got all but 3k paied for.

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skife

:: 2004 10 October :: 1.55am

$32 in tips tonight.

i have about $60 in cash and change now, i feel really good and really tired.

sleepah time now.

meeting with college rep tomorrow.
then chinese food.

watching chris rock on comedy central... uncensored i herd fuck... it was great.

okay anyways, going to sleep time.

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Kate	:: 2004 9 October :: 8.45pm :: Music: Coldplay - Don't Panic Ron's Survey Read more.. leave a comment

Kate

:: 2004 9 October :: 12.37am
:: Mood: Dead tired
:: Music: The Cure - The Forest (Tree Mix)

Stratford
The trip was indeed enjoyable. I'd have to say it was better than last year. The play was supreme. Last year's was excellent too. They really are very good. Those actors deserved their standing ovation.
The bus was pretty uncomfortable. It was incredibly hard to sleep sitting up on the way there, and on the way home, I slept across two seats, which are only long enough for about 3/4 of my body. I had no pillow, or blanket, just a borrowed hoodie. haha. but it wasn't so bad. I managed. Oh yeah, the damn tvs were pretty annoying.. did anyone pull the duct tape off the screens before we left?
The town was also better this year than last. I think it's because we went to more places. Maybe we didn't, but I don't remember a lot of the stores I saw this time. Some are boring, but there are a lot of really neat ones. They were full of incense, masks, stones, sculptures, beaded necklaces, swords, hand-made bags, bongs, pipes, etc.
Overall, I did enjoy myself, and I'm glad I went. Did anyone else like it?

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skife

:: 2004 8 October :: 10.53pm

shit happens.

waterpump is dead.
got shit on for tips tonight.
one lady way out on albecht and 21 mile [almoast the end of the delievery zone] ordered a 24.78 order and she paied me 25 and had the balls to say 'keep the change'

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