craziest night in lbn in a while
so deanna and kyleigh, two of my lacrosse friends tell me to come over to wesley and were gonna go to kaitlyns for "fun" so im like "uh ok" bc it was like 1030 and i didnt really feel like moving. so i get to wesley and when they let me in they are in all black with eye black under their eyes, and im like "aw shit this is gonna be fun" so i go to deannas room and they have like 3 huge rolls (from the common bathroom) of t.p.

first attack: we go to kaitlyn, sarah, lauren, and 3 other people i dont know's house and t.p. the crap out of it. it was sooo good, there will be pictures to come when they get developed or posted in the shared folder. kaitlyn pulls up in the driveway as we are in the back yard, but we have hoods up tied tight so they didnt know who it was. they yell something and honk the horn and we run behind their house between the garage and the thick as hell bushes back into wesley.

so were in deannas room and kaitlyn IM's her and blames her for doing it, which deanna smoothly denys and has a good cover up story. kaitlyn tells deanna to come look at it, so she does and then since their house is next to the mens christian house and i knw all of those boys, i walk around the corner and say "dude what happened, i was just leaving the mens house and i saw all the shit flying around in your front yard and heard you in the back so i came back" so they believe it. then lauren and erin (who i didnt know till just then) come over to wesley with us to look for people who match the discription of what kaitlyn said. we "look" for like an hour. then they went back.

attack two: we go back, and tp their garage/breezeway kind of thing (its all connected). and campus safety comes walking up the driveway so again we run like hell through the bushes and back into wesley.

attack three: we go to get deannas backpack which she left, and it is gone so we go to look around the front of the house and lauren is on the porch, so deanna yells "shit, run" and so we do, and lauren chases us. shes fricken fast as hell, she was catching up, but we escaped. me and kyleigh made it back into wesley and deanna hid by the church. so we go to get deanna and go back into wesley again.

survey the scene: me and deanna went back out and we go to cross the street infront of wesley and we look up towards their house and they are running at us. so we book it across the field by the church and dive under a truck and hide there for like 15 minutes. when we get out and stand up to make sure no one is around we hear from behind us "hey lacrosse girls" so we think its someone from their house and take off running through the quad towards twin (where i live). turns out that was campus safety and we successfully escaped from them. :-/ so we get through the quad and see the girls in a car, so we turn around and run the other way towards the i-house parking lot, we get in there and hide under another truck. they come into the parking lot and drive around it for a whle and leave. then some dude starts walking at the car we were under so we take off towards twin again. this time we made it to twin. and i borrowed a friends car and took deanna back to wesley. i get back to my room and deanna IM's me (its now like 230-3ish) and she tells me that they know it was her and she denys it but offers to go clean it up with them, so i tell her im going too and go pick her up and we go clean and confess. there will also be pictures of this coming too when they get posted in the lax folder. so wait for those bc they are funny.

that was my night, and while i was cleaning i lost my id so i had to go get a new one today :-( thats $25 i didnt need to spend.

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