:: 2004 4 April :: 8.25 pm

how to get to heaven

I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?" "NO!" the children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?" Again, the answer was, "NO!" By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun! "Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?" I asked them again. Again, they all answered, "NO!" I was just bursting with pride for them. Well, I continued, "then how can I get into ; Heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street.The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?""Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark.""How about transportation?" the father asked."I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered.The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know.""We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

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:: 2004 31 March :: 9.30 pm

so bowling friday is off again

we are having a bonfire on saturday instead cuz its cheaper...we like to spend money on clothes and makeup instead...thats our only girly side might i add

don is sad that makes me sad

i miss all you guys we need to hang out sometime i have a day off next week maybe we can do something

well i'm not feeling good so i'm going to bed

always
lisa

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:: 2004 31 March :: 6.17 pm

i'm so lonly..i need friends again...i need a guy...i need to party...damn having to be an adult...peace

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:: 2004 28 March :: 8.57 pm

took hans his fish and his mom her catus she loves it...then megs hans and i went to the mall fun fun...then took him to his grandparents....then went to meijer...then home...i might have a date saturday...but i don't know how i feel about that one...no details will be given yet...i'm tired night

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:: 2004 28 March :: 8.53 pm

cancel bowling plans friday i'm not going to go...i'm going to a bonfire saturday instead

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:: 2004 28 March :: 11.54 am

help...i was over him but since i've been single and everyone around me has someone i've been thinking about him and us and i don't want that again but i feel like i'm headed back to him quick someone help me find a guy i can't do that again

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:: 2004 27 March :: 8.01 pm

bowling friday any takers? i'm not driving

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:: 2004 21 March :: 9.52 pm

went to the rodeo saturday with kim peter matthew and zack it was saweet then had to work the weekend too i am so tired i love my truck well anyways working this week tuesday off yay! didn't get to see anne and she was home for a week i guess that means feild trip to dtown well i'm going to bed night yall

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:: 2004 21 March :: 7.45 pm

bowling friday night any takers?

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:: 2004 20 March :: 3.01 pm

yep i have a truck a 99 ford ranger very nice little truck...annie if your still home you should come see it i won't be around until 1 or so tomorrow...i love the guy who sold me my truck he is the kind of guy you want to sell you a truck and he is going to give me his discounts on parts and accessories...i recomend anne street auto but bring me with you when you go cuz i get a car payment made! well g2g to the rodeo peace

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:: 2004 18 March :: 5.04 pm

stupid quotes
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach
---that one brings back memories prom 2003

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails."
- AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."




Stupid Quotes

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm

"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

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:: 2004 12 March :: 9.58 pm

i have a campsite for the 18th of june for bash my mom will be our 21 year old unless someone else wants to go up to six people one car and one tent or camper so two spots are taken four more are available contact me if you wanna go

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:: 2004 9 March :: 7.57 am

newest bash info

camping sites go on sale thursday for $30 bucks i'm getting one if anyone else wants me to reserve one let me know

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:: 2004 8 March :: 6.52 pm

SUPERSTITIONS
Dogs that howl on Christmas Eve will go mad before the end of the year.

If the person was evil, weeds will grow.

If the groom drops the wedding band during the ceremony, the marriage is doomed

The spouse who goes to sleep first on the wedding day will be the first to die.

Cut your hair on Good Friday to prevent headaches in the year to come.

Never give a knife as a housewarming present, or your new neighbor will become an enemy.

Never carry a hoe into the house. If you do so by mistake, carry it out again, walking backward to avoid bad luck

Empty pockets or empty cupboards on New Years Eve portend a year of poverty.

Unlucky to wash a baby's head for the first 12 months

Playing cards with a dog in room causes disputes

Rats leaving a ship - the ship will sink

A dove circling above is an omen of death.

Carry an acorn to bring luck & ensure a long life

A frog brings good luck to the house it enters.

www.oldsuperstitions.com

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:: 2004 7 March :: 7.02 pm

so i got bored today so timon and i got in the car and drove and ended up at cathy's and my children asked me to take them skating so i took them and josh skating at skate estate and the power went out...it was fun

i'm booked next saturday and the saturday after but otherwise i'm free unless i get to go get my truck

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:: 2004 7 March :: 9.45 am

i'm going to the rodeo with matthew on the 20th if anyone else is interested van andle 7:30 ticket info at their website.

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:: 2004 6 March :: 4.45 pm

life sucks and i have no one to talk to except my 3 buds you know who you are or at least chrissy does.

i found a truck...just need a co signer and i'm good to go but my truck is at the other place and i'm not sure if i can get financed through them

work is goin, dating not, ex is an ass, tina thanks for keeping me filled in

thats all i want to share if you wanna know more pick up the phone and call cuz i'm done trying to get a hold of anyone exept the three earlier mentioned(chris, anne and audie)

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:: 2004 28 February :: 6.02 pm

Highlights of the day:
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i'm going full time soon(shhhh nobody knows that not even me)
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finally got a hold of megan
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:: 2004 28 February :: 4.03 pm

so i just relized how shitty my life is. the only good thing that could possibly happen is that Brett and i become friends...not likely...i wish but not gonna happen...i have been trying to get a hold of anyone and everyone and i haven't gotten threw to anyone but matthew so he is going to the rodeo with me as his bday gift...its sad when i have an 8(almost 9) year old as a friend who is the only one that wants to do anything. if i died today there are only a few people that i would want at my funeral and they would be the only ones to show and you will never guess who well one might...but yeah i'm gonna start justing going to bars and making friends with the crazy drunks cuz i'll always know they want to do something even if its just drink...so megan wants me to move in with her but i have seen and talked to her once since her and hans started dating...so the move thing not gonna happen...why should i have no life besides my job...nothing to do but work...weekends are going to be boring now i guess might as well get used to it...oh well at least i'll be getting my new car which means that i'm going to visit my bud annie so she can be one of the first to see my new car nobody else besides my parents will see it until she does...you missed out last time so its your turn...it will still be awhile...so my plans for the next few weekends are: march 13 or 14 birch run so far just my mom megan and kim kinda aren't interested cuz the boys can't go
14 was supposed to take kim to casino not likely anymore
19-21 work
19 or 20 date with matthew
and thats it nothing after that wow what a crappy life
oh well i guess i deserve it right
i can't wait until i'm 21 considering i'll prolly be at blodget the rest of my life...pj and tammie are taking me out to party every minute we can..maybe if brett is still around he'll go...prolly not
bye

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:: 2004 27 February :: 7.09 pm

so my parents are going to be gone saturday night so i'm going to party but i can't get a hold of anyone which proves that i'm not important to anyone but thats okay i'm working with a hot guy maybe he'll be nice and party with me...if you want to party call

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