I stole this one from schylar...
Do you drink [alcohol]?: no
Do you party a lot? party hard, but not often
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes? not recently... hehe... iodine...
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: what do you consider average?
Do you skip classes? nope... nowhere to go
Do you have casual sex? yes with my happy little hand >:P
Do you steal?: really not recently
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: some may find it that way, but I haven't found them yet
Do you drool over celebrities?: is there something wrong with that?
Do you watch a lot of TV?: not a lot
Do you ever watch the News?: I'm watching it right now!
Do you even care about world issues?: good to know, bad to feel
Do you read books often?: required to.. but yes I do on my own
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: nope... doing rather well
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: um.. no
Do you smoke cigarettes?: second-hand?
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: Oh god... I have no money, so I look like a tard there...
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: somoneS is more right
Do you cuss a lot?:whenever I find it necessary... damn poor judgement...
Are you desperate to fit in?: HELL no!
Are you intelligent?: some say that...

The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: not on me
Black eyeliner?: if I were to be Rocky...
Black eyeshadow?: If I were to be Frank...
Black trenchcoat?: nope
Black boots?: *sort of* boots
Black fishnets?: again... Frank thing...
Black nail polish?: thumbs on rare occasion
Cigarettes?: see above smoking questions...
Heavy metal music?: some groups are all right
Marilyn Manson?: ... I just look back at those days and laugh... SHIRLY Manson sounds better...
Kittie?: they're... no
Cradle of Filth?: nope
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: I actually have direction with my anger
Are you an intellectual?: In some sad way
An atheist?: on select days... I'm at least a bad Christian...
Horrible home life?: not horrible, but I'd rather not be here...
Hopelessly depressed?: there's hope yet... depression is a loss of feeling....
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: not for a long time
Self-mutilation?: no

The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: very few plaid things...
Big black boots?: nope
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? no piercings...
Loud, confident and opinionated?: Loud with friends, selectively confident and opinionated
Wild hair colors?: only the washable stuff...
NOFX?: never listened...
Rancid?: wow... they're the preppiest punk I've heard in a while (strange coming out of my mouth...)
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: I'd rather sit and laugh than bother to fix it...

The Jock Stereotype
What's your IQ?: better than average
Do you watch a lot of sports?: not a lot
Play a lot of sports?: only soccer now
Talk a lot about sports?: beh
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: I do plenty besides sports....
Are you arrogant?: comes with human nature
Are you a male or female whore?: .... most would call me prude...
Are you homophobic?: that would lead to an identity crisis....
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no, I tease what they say because it all relates to sex...
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: not so insecure now
Boobs = yes?: they indeed exist... but not on my body
Parties = yes?: see above party question
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: I have some dignity within me... It's screaming to see the light of day...

The Girl Stereotype --well this could get strange fast...
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearance?:not exactly
Have you ever been on a diet?: yeah... parent caused...
How much did you lose?: 5 lbs.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: um... no
Make yourself throw up?: only when I'm sick and know I'm going to do it anyways... best to get it over with...
Make-up?: nope
Low-cut tops?: ... sometimes?... no not really
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:hmm... I've never tried on a bra before... I'll just say I'm rather flat-chested
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: the *flip* does not work with me...
Giggle a lot?: with certain friends....
What's the deal with boys?: we have a deal? I don't know... some are sexy, and some are not... other than that, we're all just asses...
Thongs?: what about them?
Pretty bras?: boxers?
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: I used to read YM cause Molly took it on the bus...
Who's the weaker sex?: oh... they're both plenty strong....
Are you a feminist?: HEHE.... no
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: I can't even think of what movies he's been in....
How often do you shave your legs?: ..... do I have to even attempt... wait... too late... I've attempted to answer the question.... NO!
How about your armpits?: ... why don't you go rub your face in them to find out (although you could tell from across the room)
Are you emotional?: I guess so
Especially when on your period?: I have a period?!?!

This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: those seem to come together more and more
Independence or Companionship?: I'm happy by myself... but still want a companion
Stability or Freedom?: ... do you mean government or self?
Personal or Interpersonal?: um... both, I guess...
Introvert or Extrovert?: welp... takes special people to make me an extrovert...
Popularity or Isolation?: isolation
Unique or Loved?: don't people love for someone's uniqueness?
Understood or Individual?: I thought I was understood... I was wrong...
You or Them?: it's all about them anymore...

That was fun... anyways....
AARGH!!! THE MASTER SAYS TO STAY AWAY!!!
*it hurts master... stop!!*
I MUST PUT DOWN THE BURGER!!!!
NO!!! IT BURNS!!!!!
*master, please, stop hurting me!!*
OH, I WRITHE IN MISERY!!!

I'm going to do something like that at a fast food restaurant... the master is a cow... hehehe....

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