SNOWSNOW-Boxing day
Guess what?

ITS SNOWINGGGG :D

On boxing day....
The day AFTER christmas.
Way to be ironic. XD

One thing, if anyone can tell me why they call the 26th 'Boxing day', I'd be please to know.
Naming a day after a box.....pretty uhh cool?
Actually i like it. :]
The only thing that comes to my mind...is holding a whole bunch of boxes in a mall.
[A packed mall. In which they lower all the prices by like 2-5$]


hahaha anyways hope you're all having a great vacation
and i just wanted to wish you all a Merry Belated Christmas :]


so.... merry belated christmass
and happy new year ahead of time. hink.
i guess what i mean is happy holidays....



-Alexis Reckless

Mrry X-mussss 2 da grlz n boiz!
Dis iz uh big shout ouut to dah grlz an boiiis uv dah wurld!
Dunt read if u dnt beleav in x-mus k?


Soo i wuz liek spinin around in mah comp chair n wonderin why da hell derr wus no snowflkes on dah ground.
Global Warming suckz.
I blame it on da punkz.
If dey were’nt alwayz smokin an trowin dere cigs on dah flore, da polarr ice capz wudnt be meltiiiing! Obvi-usly.

Aniiwayz

I wnna HOLLA at mah homegurl Sidnay, imma say one ting!
grl pwerrr sukssss
boiii pwr = luvvvly!
[shez a bit jealus cuz i usallay mntion Jack]

Oh and btw
I decided dat since nobuhdy seems 2 b in da x-mus spirit anymore
Imma goin 2 b a good person an sing my jams [carols LOL] everywherr i go!!
Jus by lookin @ my amazingg style,
Da people will b all liek “yo man dat gurls got come kwl vox...i luv x-mus!”


And now i gotz 2 go ttyl homies!

Peace & merry x-mus eve
& happy hanukkah

-AlExIs “BrOuGh SeXy BaCk” ReCkLeSs ‘muahh’

Santa is going to die this year.
One word; TODAYWASSOAWESOME!

I MET SANTA AT THE MALL!!
HE GAVE ME A HUG & A CANDYCANE!
ANDAND I GOT A PICTURE WITH HIM!!

OMFG i mean like his ACTUAL elf gave me a stuffed penguin.
His name is Crivest.


But
I think it's only fair that I be completly honest with all of you.
Santa is a jerk.

Let me explain;

After we sat down next to him...

Santa: Soo what do you want?
Me: I want a trip to New Jersey!
Santa: .....okay well close your eyes.....what do you see?
Me: Nothing..
Santa: Well that’s what you’re getting! *smirk*

The End

Savi?
>_>


-Alexis “...wants to go to New Jersey..” Reckless

Amen to the people who think there's still a way to help us
Why does everyone come online after they drink?
Is it just me or do people actually come online just to boost up their self esteem?
Like;
"OMFG ALEX SRYYY IF I MAKE TYPOS IM DRUNK! LOLOLAWLAOLOL"

eh.... when if i was really drunk, i wouldnt even remember how to type in my password.

Anyways .... :]

Its like i only update this shit when i see protest the hero....
almost every blog involves them.
theyre great by the way, awesome people.

i finally got my pth t-shit too, after like a year of going to their shows, i finally had enough money. (pretty sad aie?)

Oh and if you think im obsessed with the show yesterday,
well im not, its just not every day you hang out with a girl with a Tetris tattoo on her neck. [Dee]

Kay that enough for now, ill be updating more often from now on i swear.


- Alexis "ia re piss 4ss drnk" Reckless

I got beat up by an omen child who loves dragonball. He's 7 and he treatened to cut me with a fork. o_o

Moral of the story is: Never Ever get under tables with little boys who scratch everything in sight.




-AlexisReckless [coolio nick huh?]

Urgh....my sweet sicksteen.
I only have 43 minutes left of being 15 years old.
;_;
wait im probably supposed to be happy...

CRISIS
Muahahaha!
My series of recent events;

-KAss slept over.
-Waited outside Best Buy for an hour and a half at 8 in the morning, to get the limited edition of Crisis. [New Alexisonfire Album]
-They didn’t get them in yet. >_>
-Went to HMV immediately after.
-Bought the only Limited edition one! :D
-Kissed it repeatedly.
-Said bye to KAss as she walked away annoyed by the fact that I was completely mesmerized by my purchase.
-Invited Alice over for a sleepover.
-She broke my bed about two months ago.
-Watched Silent Hill and Saw 2. [The Used<3 play while the girl is injecting heroine]
-Next day, Alice decided to break my toilet hehehe.
-Eventually she left.
-Watched the new amazing City And Colour Video.
-It was so over the rainbow.
-Yes i just said Over The Rainbow...i say that a lot now.
-The End.

XDD Aliice I still love you<3
And no I won’t tell.

Viagra Fueled Erections
I think I love Rody. Yes I do.
Although he uses the word 'faggot' a lot,
I think I could get passed that and move onto his better qualities.
Such as the fact that he says things like;

"fuck y'all, lick my butt, suck my nutt, enjoy the grease off my pizza hut"

I wish they wouldn’t have canceled their show tonight.
Protest The Hero are amazing<3

However I did make up for the lack of moshing by shoving KAss around in my car and head banging insanely out the window.
Sorry for the passerbys who might have thought I was on crack.
I'm not.
I don't do that.

Oh and jack. I will have smex with you


[JAcques. Make me do push-ups in drag <3 says:
id have sex with you]

1st Post.
Well hello there fellow woohu-er.
I bet you're excited that i decided to update.
[Nawt really since nobody will ever read this.]
Anyways i know it's pointless,
But oh well i'm bored and Steffy's journal is making me jealous.

Everyone on here has a wicked japanese name,
Unfortunatly i'm canadian so i dont.
Although it would be much apreciated if you could find it in your heart to call me rAhx
...or Shisu ^^
No i lied, don't call me rAhx.

I don't exactly know what im supposed to be writting here.

Oh did you know that not only have From First To Last dropped out of the Warped Tour, but now Underoath have too.
Mhmm. It sucks , i know , but at least Alexisonfire<3 haven't.

Wooo~ phone is ringing so i'll end it here.