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2004 28 August :: 5.18am
This is about Jodi joining the navy.
Its 5:00am, a typical "navy day" everything is going well, the sun is rising and the "navy people" are ready to start there day.
*Wake up bell sounds*
Jodi pulls the covers over her head and goes back to sleep. 5 minutes later her roomates come in.
Georgina "Wake up Jodi"
Jodi "Shut the fuck up, im trying to sleep"
Matt "Jodi you have to get up, we have training to do"
Jodi "I told you, you ignorant fucks i am trying to sleep. Get the fuck out before I fucking kick your asses"
Georgina and Matt "Fine we'll leave, but you will be sorry"
10 minutes go by and teh Capitan walks in.
teh Capitan *blows his wistle* "GET UP, RISE AND SHINE, YOU 15 MINUTES LATE, YOU WILL BE PUNISHED FOR THIS, GET UP"
Jodi *sits up and glares at teh capitan* "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING BASTARD, IM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP, WHATS MY FUCKING PUNISHMENT, WHAT YOUR GOING TO LOCK ME IN A CELLAR, I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU FUCKING TRY DOUCHE BAG! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT I NEED MY FUCKING SLEEP YA FUCKING CUNT."
*loud speaker comes on* "ATTENTION ALL SAILORS AND PASSANGERS PROCEED TO UPPER DECK, WE MUST ABORT SHIP IMMEDIATLY, WE ARE UNDER ATTACK. REPEAT ATTENTION ALL SAILORS AND PASSANGERS PROCEED TO UPPER DECK, WE MUST ABORT SHIP IMMEDIATLY, WE ARE UNDER ATTACK."
Capitan runs out of the room
Jodi sighs, "thank god, finally, fuck atleast now i can get some sleep"
Jodi goes back to sleep and wakes up about half an hour later, she doesnt hear anything and decides to go see whats going on. She steps out of bed in to water that is up to her ankles and yells "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. I DIDNT FUCKING PAY TO SEE FUCKING TITANIC! SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON"
Jodi waits a few seconds
"FUCKING HELL, THEY FUCKING LEFT, FUCKING FORENIGNERS TRYING TO SINK THE FUCKING SHIP, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING, STUPID ASSHOLES, IM NOT DONE WITH THEM YET! THEY ARE GOING TO GET THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF THEM."
Jodi now up to her knees in water decides that it would be a good time for her to abort the ship.
The End.
*Jodi does not have any intention to join the navy, nor is she that violent usually. Yes, usually.
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2004 28 August :: 5.04am
Jodi, Natalie and I spend our Friday nights at 2am doing the pepto bismal dance repetitivly.
We also watch late night cooking shows and girls gone wild.
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2004 27 August :: 9.37pm
:: Music: Led Zepplin
Hey. I slept over at my brothers last night, It was nice to see him and my nefew. I was tired today. We went out for lunch with Tracey and Haylie. We got our pictures taken it was horrible. I saw Cara for the last time today, it was fun we bought like 80 donuts and were fat and lazy and ate them. Im going to miss her so much.
Jodis the best because shes intoxicating me with fumes from her nail polish, oh how i love her<3
I had a nap today and I was grumpy when I woke up.
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2004 23 August :: 7.11pm
:: Music: Thrice
I had lots of fun on my trip!
I got to drive the car around the field and stuff on gabriola and Im good at driving but I speed, oh well. Fun stuff.
When we got there we put our stuff inside and then went out for lunch. Then we went to the mall and I got another Kurt Cobain poster. Then we went to see the village. It was such a good movie I enjoyed it alot and I got scared only a few times but I still hung on to Tianna for the whole movie and I screamed a few times. Then we came home and went to sleep and the next day we went to gabriola island. Pretty boring there. Then we came home and went out for chinese food and stuff. Today we came home and on our way home we stopped and went go karting which was totally the funnest! I only crashed once!!!!!! lol.
I had alot of fun. I dont want school to start again :( Im so nervous.
Jodi got her braces off today, her look really good, there all straight now. Shes getting the other side of her nose and eyebrow pierced tommorow. For her birthday which is also tommorow. Nift stuff.
My mom met this modle guy when she went out the other night and he might be coming over for dinner. oh joy.
Im upset, Cara leaves next sunday. She is my best friend. All my best friends move. Hillary moved and I havent talked to her in like 2 years, Kyla moved and I dont talk to her much anymore and Amanda and Nathan moved and I never talk to them and most of all Kelly who I miss so much and she never talks to any of us here in Canada anymore. Cara I will miss the most.
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2004 19 August :: 2.44am
Unfortunatly Jodi and I have been sucked in to the world of infomercials.
When Im 19 I will be in university sitting on my couch at home watching t.v. Jodi will show up around 1 or 2am
Jodi*knock knock*
Holly *Opens door* "hey, what are you doing here so late?"
Jodi *has blood shot eyes from doing to much of something* "Uh can I crash here tonight?"
Holly "Ummm why?"
Jodi "uhhhhh cause"
Holly "sure"
Jodi *Comes in and sits on chair*
Holly *Closes door and sits on the couch*
Jodi *picks up clicker and flips threw the chanels, then stops on some infomercial*
Holly "This looks pretty cool, lets watch it"
Jodi "K"
Then we watch the infomercials until 3 or 4am and get sucked in to buying whatever they are trying to sell, unless its really stupid.
Ya were pathetic.
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2004 17 August :: 1.03pm
Im really lazy, I dont feel much like writing about my trip.
I went to the zoo and we saw lots of really trippy animals like
Snakes
Lions
Tigers
Zebras
Elephants
Buffalo
Moose
Elk
Bears
Giraffes
Leapords
Lynx
hippos
and so on, it was awesome!!!!!!
Im tired I dont feel like writing about my trip so I will just write a little more.
It was really cool and stuff. We went out for dinner with the hottest guy ever and stayed out until 1am. We did lots of other stuff to. The End.
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2004 15 August :: 11.34pm
:: Music: Badmarsh + Shri
Hey! Well Im finally home. Two weeks, it went by so fast. Im glad to be home but I want to go somewhere else. I might be going up to Crofton with Tianna for 3 - 4 days and then I might be going to long beach for a few days, I really hope so.
The bus ride there was pretty intresting. We got on the bus at 9 and it was pretty boring until we got on the ferry, mostly we just sat on the outside deck and talked and watched the waves go buy. Then we went to the Vancover bus depopt. I like it there because they had a Mc.Donalds inside so I ate Mc.Donalds:D So we had to wait for an hour and then we got on the bus to Calgary! woohoo! It was long and boring. There were lots of stops along the way to and it is so hard to sleep on the bus. So it was pretty boring and basic, ride then stop then keep riding. We got in to Calgary around 5:30am, it was so beautiful watching the sun rise and driving in to the city with all its lights. Its amazing. So we got to the bus depot and sat there for awhile until Caras mom showed up. Then we went home and slept, when we woke up we hung out and got dressed then walked over to Eau Claire mall. We went there alot it was really nice, we walked around and stuff. I cant really remeber what we did every day but it was fun. Almost every night we went over to Eau Claire and walked around, there were lots of people there and there was always something intresting going on. We walked along 10th street and looked at all the cool shops, I got a shirt made that says "I was born a unicorn". We also bought fabric and Caras mom made us skirts. We went to a leather shop and bought spikes, to make collars. We have 1 and 1/4th inch spikes and 1/2 inch spikes they are cool. Ya. Im not in much of a mood to write because im really tired so I will finish this another time like tommorow or the next day. I havent slept for over 48 hours and im getting annoyed so Im going to watch a movie.
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2004 1 August :: 2.41pm
:: Mood: excited
Hey. Its my last day home. I leave tommorow morning at 8:00! YAY!
Im super excited and I cant wait. I still have alot to do though, Im mostly packed which is good but theres a bunch of stuff I have to do.
I am going to miss everyone alot.
It will be so much fun!!!!!!! I will take lots of pictures and stuff.
Well I dont know what else to say.
Bye bye everyone see you all in 2 weeks! I will miss you all tons!!!!!
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2004 27 July :: 2.34am
everyone can just piss off and stay the fuck out of my life.
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2004 26 July :: 5.41pm
:: Mood: blank
:: Music: dashboard confessional
I havent updated in awhile because I have been at my dads and his computer keyboard is crappy and hard to type on so I didnt feel like trying because it would make me mad.
I went to my dads Thursday night and I didnt really do much. Cara slept over Friday and Saturday night. She would have stayed another night but her dad was being a cunt and wouldnt let her.
Both nights we were in the hot tub and pool until like 12:30 at night it was fun but creepy because it was dark.
I went bathing suit shopping and got a new bathing suit it was so boring because I hate shopping for bathing suits. Lindsay took us and then we went and had pizza.
It has been so incredibly hot out the past few days I hate it.
I went to my cousins lacross game on sunday morning. They came down here from wherever they live. I hadent seen them since I was 5 or 6. Its funny because they havent grown much taller then when I last saw them. They are so shy now though. It was really nice to see them, we went out for lunch after. They won there lacross game and they got the bronze metal for being the best in british columbia I think. It was cool.
I saw an accident yesterday, the truck in front of us slid off the road in to the ditch and hit a tree then bounced off it. My dad called 911 and angela got out and helped the old people out of there car, people stopped right away and one guy was a paramedic so it was good. They werent injured badly but they still brought in all the firetrucks, police and amublence's. It was sad and scary. Dick and Doreen were there names. It was the first car accident I have ever actually witnessed.
I leave in 7 days.
Two weeks can seem like forever. But I will have fun hopefully!! I cant wait to go but I also kind of dont want to but it will be an adventure!
Well thats all the news for now
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2004 22 July :: 5.20pm
I slept over at Tiannas grandparents last night, it was cool. I guess I cant really say I slept over because I didnt sleep at all. Finally at 6:30am we fell asleep for an hour then were awoken by a jackhammer or whatever. It was so annyoing. We watched movies all last night and we went swimming. It was fun. Im so confused because I never know what im doing anymore, I have to start planning ahead. Oh well. Life is good.
11 days!!!!!
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2004 21 July :: 7.37pm
:: Music: Sex Pistolsx
Well I had a very good weekend!
My neighbour Kathy picked up some hitch hikers by beaver lake. There was a boy who was 18 and his name is Simon and a girl whos 18 named Mary. They are very nice and there from Montreal, they speak french and there pretty good at english. Anyways Kathy is really nice and crazy sometimes so they told her they were going to sleep in a tent in the park and she said to just come stay with her. So they stayed with her for a few days. They left today and Im going to really miss them. It was simons birthday a few days ago so we had a cake and stuff. On Monday night Cara slept over so we went over to Kathys and hung out with them. Mary is a very good artist so she drew a picture on my hand going up my arm and its just a bunch of wierd designs its really cool. They also made me a necklace with hemp and beads, its really nice, Im not going to take it off =) On Tuesday Cara and I took them downtown.
I slept over at Caras last night, we didnt do much except light incences. We always burn insence all the time. We had poision, peach and vinilla. The poision smelled so good and so did the vinilla but I didnt really like the peach.
We went to bed early because we were tired.
Today we didnt do anything except sit around and talk and laugh.
I think Im going to spend sometime with my dad soon because I wont see him for awhile.
12 days till I leave!! I cant wait!
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2004 19 July :: 5.05am
:: Mood: aggravated
:: Music: Ten Too Late
I went to Ska Fest on Friday. It was the best. Jodi, Natalie and me met Dustin downtown at 11 then Jodi and me left Dustin and Natalie alone. Then at 12 we met up at Ska Fest in centenial square. We watched Ten Too Late then left. We walked around and stuff, I drank 3 bottles of sprite. Im addicted to that stuff, it is so good.
We came back to Ska Fest awhile later, we wanted to go to the park but we got lost. We listened to this one band and Jodi and I danced but Natalie and Dustin didnt want to. They should have because it was alot of fun!
I got in a fight with my dad on Friday. We were supposed to go over there because it was his weekend so I phoned and left a message. I thought I had hung up the phone but I guess not and my mom and her friends were talking about how we were going to buy a bong for my dad for christmas and so on. He called back and got mad at me because he said I was talking about him which I wasnt and stuff so he told me to call him later and stuff. I didnt know if we were still going over so I called back to ask him and I left a message because he never answers his phone. He called me back and said some stuff then he said "I dont really want you guys over here if your going to talk about me" and then I was like ok well I dont particularly want to come over then because you talk about me to people and I know that. He tryed to make up excussess after. Then he was just like well whatever call me later. Then we hung up and my mom was like "you delibertaly did that didnt you" and I was like "what the fuck, its not my fucking fault my fucking father doesnt want me" Then I ran inside and ran up to my room and was crying. Then my mom came in and I told her I didnt want to talk to her and yelled at her to get out. She just got mad and stuff. She says she wants us here but everytime we have to go to our dads she cant wait to get us out of the house and she makes us go there. She gets mad at us if we dont want to go to dads and stuff. She really does want us out, it gives her time to not have to worry about anything and just drink and go out and party, every weekend were at dads she does that. She drinks all the time anyways, I guess on are dads weekend she just doesnt want to have us around or something I dont know why, its not like we really associate with her much. Oh well.
Theres some more stuff that happend but I cant be bothered to write about it right now.
I am attempting to bleach my pants. So far I have failed horrible. I didnt know how to bleach anything because I never have before so I just assumed you poured the bleach on to the pants. It never did cross my mind to read the directions. So I ended up getting bleach everywhere, all over me and my pants. I didnt know what to do next so i just threw my pants in the bath tub and there still there. I read the caution thingy on the bleach a little while ago and it said "Caution. Avoid contact with skin and eyes." Haha oh well, it wont come of my hands or anything. I guess next time I wont try to bleach stuff when I dont know how. But whatever I dont care.
Im pissed off because I cant find my plaid. It makes me angry. Its 2:15am. I think im going to go shave my legs soon. Well. Thats all for now.
2 weeks until I leave for calgary!!
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2004 14 July :: 10.38pm
:: Mood: weird
:: Music: Marilyn Manson
I babysat yesterday, it went ok. They kept fighting though. We made cookies and decorated boxes to put the cookies in so they could give them to there grandparents as a welcome home gift. It was fun i guess. It kept us busy all day.
I slept over at Caras last night, Danika was there to and it was fun. We hung out, listened to music and talked. Today we didnt do much, we woke up at 11:00. I didnt get dressed today, I didnt really do anything except read and burn insence. Im reading a really good book its called "and I dont wanna live this life" Its about Nancy Spungen and her death and stuff. Ya.
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2004 12 July :: 10.49pm
Well I went to the lake today with Natalie, Jodi, Ellie and Mercedes. Me, Jodi and Natalie took the bus there and met Ellie and Mercedes there. The water was really cold at first but then we got used to it. All of us swam out to the island, its fun. I didnt know I could swim so well lol. Once we got to the island we went up and walked around a bit but we didnt stay long, just a couple minutes. The swim back was nice me and Jodi and Ellie got back first, Mercedes stayed with Natalie. Then we just kinda hung out and stuff, then me Jodi and Natalie walked to my grandparents house to visit them. Im like visiting my grandparents every day its really wierd. Then we walked home. I had a really really great day.Tommorow I have to babysit were going to bake cookies.
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