And life goes on........

And life goes on........

:: 2009 16 July :: 10.04pm
:: Mood: SO BORED AND TIRED OF WAAAIITTING
:: Music: Mos Def - Quiet Dog

All about yourself...the survey. Created by adawg and taken 427948 times on Bzoink
All about yourself...
First name?::	Shannon
Middle name?::	Alyssa
Like your name?::	of course
Named after anyone?::	not that I know of
Any nicknames?::	Sunshine, little Sha-nay-nay
Age?::	19
Birthdate?::	2/15/90
Birthplace?::	GR
Time you were born?::	??
Current location?::	Tampa, FL in my apt
Height?::	5'4?
Like your height?::	yeah
Eye color?::	brown/green
Contacts/glasses?::	both
Hair color?::	brown/blondish now
Natural hair color?::	darker, auburn brown
Dye your hair often?::	nope, never
Righty or lefty?::	righty
Your favorite...
Type of music?::	indie, R&B, bhangra and on occasion, rap
Band or singer?::	Regina Spektor
TV show?::	Degrassi
Movie?::	Breakfast at Tiffany's?
TV channel?::	eh... CNN?
Radio station?::	WBULL
Place to be?::	w/ my friends in Michigan
Thing to do?::	kayaking
Food?::	pizza
Non alcoholic drink?::	V8 Splash
Alcoholic drink?::	vodka and sprite or SoCo
Animal?::	zebra. definitely
Holiday?::	Valentine's Day
Season?::	summer in MI, fall in FL
Sport?::	...kayaking
Place to shop?::	Forever 21
Clothing brand?::	none
Scent?::
Restaurant?::	IHOP
Fruit?::	peaches
Vegetable?::	taters
Fast food restaurant?::	Taco Bell
Pizza topping?::	pineapple
Ice cream flavor?::	Cookies n Cream
Magazine?::	Rolling Stones
City?::	Tampa, for now I guess.
Color?::	pink
Number?::	5
This or that...
Chocolate or vanilla?::	chocolate
Pepsi or coke?::	coke
Hot or cold?::	cold
Black or white?::	white
Dog or cat?::	cat
French toast or pancakes?::	pancakes
French fries or onion rings?::	ugh neither
Hamburger or hot dog?::	ham.. burger?
Pepperoni or sausage?::	neither
Britney or Christina?::	Christina can sing.
McDonalds or Burger King?::	Burger King
50 Cent or Eminem?::	Eminem
Canada or Mexico?::	Mexico!
Hug or kiss?::	kiss
Movies or TV?::	movies
Truth or dare?::	dare
Do you...
Shower daily?::	yup
Sing in the shower?::	of course
Like to sing?::	yup
Like to dance?::	uh huh
Smoke?::	no
Drink?::	once in a while
Cuss?::	depends where I am
Talk to yourself?::	yes. Tampa has made me nuts
Believe in yourself?::	in what situation? I'd say mostly yes
Play an instrument?::	guitar? sorta?
Go to school?::	yup
Go to college?::	USF
Have a job?::	Camilles
Like your job?::	sure. I just got a raise
Want to get married?::	yup
Want to have kids?::	yeah
Get along with your parents?::	yup
Get along with your siblings?::	yup
Drive?::	yes
Random...
Do you think you're trustworthy?::	yes
Think your funny?::	yeah sometimes. I'm horrible at re-telling jokes
Ever toilet papered someones house?::	I was involved in the act. That's all I can say.
Gone garbage can tipping?::	no that's lame
What are your parents names?::	Michael & Stacey
Siblings names?::	Brandon, Jess, Stef
Do you wash your hands frequently?::	yes
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?::	four
Collect anything?::	no
Ever been in love?::	infatuated
In love right now?::	no
What color pants are you wearing right now?::	blue skinny jeans
How does your hair look?::	HOT! I'm going to a party
Ever had your heartbroken?::	mmhmm
Ever broken the law?::	sure
Been arrested?::	nope
Been out of the country?::	Canada
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?::	no
When was the last time you got drunk?::	Magic's game
Do you do drugs?::	no
When was the last time you were high on anything?::	never
Do you prefer the lights on or off?::	on
Would you ever get plastic surgery?::	no
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?::	boxers
Do you like to laugh?::	yes
Ever had a bloody nose?::	yes
Have you ever caught a fish?::	yes
What was the last thing you ate?::	a poptart
What time do you go to bed?::	whenever
What's your favorite color?::	ugh
Do you like to give or recieve?::	recieve
Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?::	nope. maybe facebook?
Do you live alone?::	yes sorta. I have roommates, but it's pretty much just me
Do you own a blender?::	no
Do you like the snow?::	no
Ever been up a mountain?::	no
Ever been rootin'?::	no
Do you like surprises?::	yes
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:: 2009 16 July :: 12.59am

Random thoughts: -i am hungry- I get to buy groceries tomorrow yeehaw- I want to see stefs puppy- I want a new vacuum cleaner soooo bad- I have to get my new passport and license tomorrow- I can never sleep at night anymore- I am excited to start school and wear scrubs- I put up (past tense) with SO much for you, you idiot.- I wonder if you know deep down that you really did a lot of bad things, you were/are such a jerk and so fake, it really sucks because when you're not like that you are pretty fun - where did they all go? - I wonder if that really is why and the doctors are wrong and it will be a problem. I can only pray that it won't.- why does my kidney area always hurt like a sharp pain ... Not good.- I'm married, isn't that weird!?!? Hahahaha- and that concludes the random list of thoughts going on in my head.

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:: 2009 15 July :: 11.05pm

All about yourself...the survey. Created by adawg and taken 427924 times on Bzoink
All about yourself...
First name?::	jessica
Middle name?::	michele
Like your name?::	yes
Named after anyone?::	no
Any nicknames?::	jamal, j, jessa
Age?::	21
Birthdate?::	3.8
Birthplace?::	grand rapids
Time you were born?::	8.31 am
Current location?::	my home
Height?::	5.0
Like your height?::	no, i wish i was a little taller
Eye color?::	blue
Contacts/glasses?::	neither
Hair color?::	brown
Natural hair color?::	brown
Dye your hair often?::	about 3 times a year because i get bored
Righty or lefty?::	lefty
Your favorite...
Type of music?::	depends on my mood. When I am awake and ready to go out then it would be hip hop/rap etc, when i'm ready for bed it's classical, when i'm sad it's r&b/pop
Band or singer?::	ummmm i dont know
TV show?::	greys anatomy
Movie?::	i guess step brothers
TV channel?::	?
Radio station?::	none
Place to be?::	out with friends/ family
Thing to do?::	be iwth friends/family
Food?::	pizza/chocolate
Non alcoholic drink?::	diet pepsi
Alcoholic drink?::	bahama mama, vodka and sprite
Animal?::	dogs, cats, swans
Holiday?::	my bday or christmas i guess i duno
Season?::	spring summer or fall
Sport?::	sport? hmmm
Place to shop?::	vanity, forever 21, charlotte russe, marshalls, old navy, target... theres many
Clothing brand?::	none
Scent?::	as far as perfume- enchanted orchid from BBW or baby phat umm i can't remember what its called but i love it
Restaurant?::	olive garden or frankie v's
Fruit?::	apples or bananas
Vegetable?::	potatos, corn
Fast food restaurant?::	arby's i suppose
Pizza topping?::	none, just cheese really
Ice cream flavor?::	mint chocolate chip
Magazine?::	i duno
City?::	haven't visited enough to know
Color?::	blue
Number?::	2
This or that...
Chocolate or vanilla?::	chocolate except for cake or ice cream
Pepsi or coke?::	diet pepsi
Hot or cold?::	?
Black or white?::	black
Dog or cat?::	dog
French toast or pancakes?::	french toast
French fries or onion rings?::	french fries
Hamburger or hot dog?::	hamburger
Pepperoni or sausage?::	pep
Britney or Christina?::	britney
McDonalds or Burger King?::	burger king
50 Cent or Eminem?::
Canada or Mexico?::	canada i think
Hug or kiss?::	hug
Movies or TV?::
Truth or dare?::
Do you...
Shower daily?::	yes
Sing in the shower?::	no
Like to sing?::	in my car
Like to dance?::	yeah
Smoke?::	no
Drink?::	on occasion
Cuss?::	sometimes
Talk to yourself?::	not really
Believe in yourself?::	?
Play an instrument?::	yes
Go to school?::	starting on the 27th
Go to college?::	" "
Have a job?::	yeah
Like your job?::	most of the time
Want to get married?::	am
Want to have kids?::	yes
Get along with your parents?::	yeah
Get along with your siblings?::	yeah
Drive?::	yeah
Random...
Do you think you're trustworthy?::	yes
Think your funny?::	sometimes
Ever toilet papered someones house?::	yes
Gone garbage can tipping?::	no
What are your parents names?::	stacey and michael
Siblings names?::	brandon shannon stefanie
Do you wash your hands frequently?::	yes
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?::	2
Collect anything?::	no
Ever been in love?::	yeah
In love right now?::	yeah
What color pants are you wearing right now?::	grey
How does your hair look?::	up in pony tail
Ever had your heartbroken?::	yeah
Ever broken the law?::	yeah
Been arrested?::	no
Been out of the country?::	yea
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?::	no
When was the last time you got drunk?::	umm i cannot remember
Do you do drugs?::	no
When was the last time you were high on anything?::	n/a
Do you prefer the lights on or off?::	off-save energy
Would you ever get plastic surgery?::	yes
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?::	boxers
Do you like to laugh?::	yes
Ever had a bloody nose?::	no
Have you ever caught a fish?::	yes
What was the last thing you ate?::	hamburger helper
What time do you go to bed?::	depends
What's your favorite color?::	blue
Do you like to give or recieve?::
Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?::	my dogs probably
Do you live alone?::	no
Do you own a blender?::	yes
Do you like the snow?::	i like how it looks but nothign else
Ever been up a mountain?::	no
Ever been rootin'?::	?
Do you like surprises?::	yes
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:: 2009 14 July :: 10.59pm

jessssssssssssssss have you seen this?

cute huh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs

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:: 2009 14 July :: 10.56pm

i need/want botox.

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:: 2009 14 July :: 10.48pm

doing these reminds me of like my freshman year. HAH

Day at the Beach
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Today I went to the beach with Jessie G. At first I didn't like being there because it was too stormy. However, then I took off my braziere and flailed my toe around. I felt great!

After lazing around for a while she and I decided to play ring around the rosy. This is when we met Jamal. He was so hairy. I felt like puking! He said to me, "You can't get me!" and I calmed right down. Kristi told me how lucky I am that he said that to me.

We all decided to go to Arby's. I ordered a French Fries. It was pretty gross but when Gilbert spilled tarter sauce all over his jeans my Diet Pepsi flew out my nose. I was so embarassed.

All in all, it was an okay day at the beach.

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Wedding Day!
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Today is my wedding day, I am getting married to Shannon. He proposed by cruelly telling me he licked me and presented me with a blue ring decorated with 45023096 ducks. How could I say no! We are having the wedding in Ada Community Reformed Church where we will eat lettuce and chocolate milk. The dress is scary and heavenly and the bouquet is a mauve boat. Jessica screamed the bouquet into the air and it hit Jessie. She got knocked out and had to be escorted to Walmart. All in all, my wedding was a very crazy day.

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:: 2009 13 July :: 10.04pm

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 10 July :: 10.38pm

"what were we just talking about?"
"......... holy shit. i dunno. we need TIVO for our conversations."

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:: 2009 10 July :: 10.47am

a random idiot i ran into today!
so i'm trying to do this new routine every morning just a quick workout because our complex has a small gym room with some equipment and then after that take my dogs for a walk.

so anyway i get to the "gym" and start on the elliptical and it keeps saying "motor unplug" which it did this the first ti me i ever used it like after 15 minutes , but i just got off , unplugged and replugged it and then it worked fine...

but today i kept replugging it and finding different plugs and it just would not work so instead i used a bike thing for like 10 minutes and then tried the elip again and it finally worked... so i did my workout on that and then .... this is the whole point of my story...

i walk back to my apartment and get the dogs and here i am walking, and i walk out of the apartment area/property and start down a road that turns into a housing development with pretty nice houses and i'm like just getting to the road with the houses, minding my own darn business with my dogs, and this stupid BITCH pulls up in her car and rolls down her window and says to me,

"You better be picking up after your dogs!"

and I say, "what?"

and she says "I dont see you holdin' no pooper scooper ! (notice the poor grammar which just made me more annoyed)

and i'm like "umm i have baggies right here! thanks!" (because i have the little clip on baggie holder-)

keep in mind my dogs are 6 and 12 lbs- they are not big dogs- they really dont create a lot of waste- i dont have to carry around a fricken SHOVEL to take care of the mess my dogs make... i'm not going to wheel around a fricken trash bin with me either ok.....

gAWD she was a stupid bitch!!!! i wanted to punch her in her fricken mouth. i called her a bitch after that but i'm not sure if she heard me because she was starting to pull away. i just HOPE she felt like a stupid bitch after she did that. how rude! i wasn't even doing anything wrong.

and she just put me in a horrible mood and UGGHGHGH i hate people like that!

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 5 July :: 8.11pm

grrr....i guess we'll wait and see.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 5 July :: 7.29pm
:: Music: The Limousines- Very Busy People

And when we're done sleeping/ we'll stay busy dreaming/ of the things we don't have yet...
we'll end up numb
from playing video games
and we'll get sick
of having sex

and we'll get fat
from eating candy
as we drink ourselves
to death,

we'll stay up late
making mix tapes
photoshopping pictures
of ourselves

while we masturbate
to these pixelated
videos of strangers
fucking themselves

we are very busy people
we are very busy people

there's crusty socks
and stacks of pizza boxes
making trails straight
to the bed

and when we're done
sleeping we'll stay busy
dreaming of the things
we don't have yet

well there's a long
long list of chores
and shit to do before
we play, oh let's just
piss away the day

crank call the cops
down at the station
just for friendly
conversation requesting
songs they never play

let's hear the one
that goes like
we are very busy people
but we've always got
time for new friends

so come on over and
knock on our door
it's open, what's ya
waiting for

we might be spawled
out on the floor
but we still make
lovely company

pull up a chair
i'll pour some tea
we'll shoot the shit
'bout everything
til you get sick
of politics and
flip on the tv screen
we stare at the tv screen

that donnie darko DVD
has been repeating for
a week and we know every
single word

i've got an ipod
like a pirate ship
i'll sail the seas
with fifty thousand
songs i've never heard
all the best of them
go fa la la la la la la la...

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:: 2009 2 July :: 1.08am
:: Mood: thug
:: Music: best i ever had

got a house but i need new furniture why spend mine when i can spend urrs? ?
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.

Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up.
When i get right i promise that we gon live it up.
She make me beg for it till she give it up.
And I say the same thing every single time.

I say you the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the best i ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
I say you the fucking.

Know you got a roommate
Call me when its no one there
Put the key under the mat
And you know I'll be over there
(Yup) I'll be over there
Shawty, I'll be over there
I'll be hitting all the spots that u ain't even know was there
Ha. And you ain't even have to ask twice
You can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice
Always felt like you was so accustom to the fast life
Have a nigga thinking that he met you in a past life
Sweat pants, hair tied, chilling with no make up on
That's when your the prettiest
I hope that you don take it wrong
You don't even trip when friends say you ain't bringing Drake along
You know that I'm working I'll be there soon as I make it home
And she a patient in my waiting room
Never pay attention to them rumors and what they assume
And until them girls prove it
I'm the one to Never get confused with Cause.

Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.

Cause she hold me down everytime i hit her up.
When i get right i promise that we gon live it up.
She make me beg for it till she give it up.
And I say the same thing every single time.

I say you the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the fucking best.
You the best i ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
Best I ever had.
I say you the fucking.

Sex, Love, Pain
Baby I be on that tank shit
Buzz so big i could probably sell a blank disk
When my album drop
Bitches will buy it for the picture
And niggas will buy it too and claim they got it for they sister
Magazine paper girl
But money ain't the issue
They bring dinner to my room and ask me to initial
She call me the referee
Cause I be so official
My shirt ain't got no stripes but I can make yo pussy whistle
Like the Andy Griffith theme song
And who told you to put them jeans on
double cup love
You the one i lean on
Feeling for a fix then you should really get yo pheen on
Yea just know my condo is the crack spot
Every single show she out there repping like a mascot
Get it from the back
And make yo fucking bra strap pop
All up in yo slot until the nigga hit the jackpots

Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.
Baby you my everything you all i ever wanted.
We can do it real big.
Bigger then you ever done it.
You be up on everything.
Other hoes ain't never on it.
I want this forever, i swear i can spend whatever on it.

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:: 2009 19 June :: 10.20pm

Getting married in the morning...... Sweet niblets!

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 15 June :: 12.51pm
:: Music: Dashboard Confessional- The Swiss Army Romance

Making up a history, it's nothing from the life you lead/ But man, will they buy all your lines...
Sleep with all the lights on. You're not so happy. You're not secure.
You're dying to look cute in your blue jeans, but you're plastic just like everyone.
You're just like everyone.
And that face you paint is pressed impressing most of us as permanent and I'd like to see you undone.
College night will draw the crowds. Dorms unload and you're heading out.
Here is your moment to shine. Making up a history.
It has nothing from the life you lead.
But man, will they buy all your lines.
Sleep with all the sheets off your bearing your mattress, bearing your soul.
And you're dying to look smooth with your tattoos but you're searching just like everyone and could be anyone.
And those friends you have are the best impressing most of us as permanent and I'd like to see you undone.
Youth's the most unfaithful mistress.
Still we forge ahead to miss her.
Rushing our moment to shine.
Making up a history, it's nothing from the life you lead but man, will they buy all your lines.

We're not twenty-one, but the sooner we are, the sooner the fun will begin.
So get out your fake eyelashes, and fake I.D's, and real disasters ensue.
It's cool to take these chances. It's cool to fake romances and grow up fast.

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jedibumblebee

:: 2009 3 June :: 7.27pm

Heartbeat with a high demand/ Often will go hand in hand/ But I'm sick of just starting plans/ I wanna spend the rest of my life...
again tomorrow.

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