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phil-himself

:: 2009 4 October :: 12.13pm

I bring the lulz with me throughout my travels in the world.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 24 September :: 11.44am

Hey you're not allowed to rent here anymore!

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phil-himself

:: 2009 22 September :: 1.31pm

PhilHimself is my xbox live for all the XXXBAWKSSS folks

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phil-himself

:: 2009 18 September :: 12.25am

This thread sucks, prove me wrong.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 14 September :: 6.24pm

From spike's Top 10 White Trash Heroes of Cinema

1. That's right. Luke Skywalker. Before the sci-fi haters come out of the woodwork to crucify me, take a deep breath and listen to my reasoning. Here are some of the things we know about Luke:

* He lives on a patch of dirt in the middle of nowhere
* He has lots of beat-up vehicles in his front yard
* He's a greasemonkey
* He likes to make out with his sister
* He lives with his aunt and uncle ‘cause his dad killed his mom

Luke Skywalker is the classic definition of white trash. And, by definition, he is the prototypical redneck. Keep in mind he lived in a galaxy far, far away eons before we earthlings even climbed out of our evolutionary puddle.

If anything we should love Luke more, not less. He's the classic example of pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps. Luke is the poster child for Republicanism – and, at the same time, embodies liberal ideals. He could give Obama a real run for his money and kick McCain's ass at the same time – with no hands, to boot.

In the end, Luke is proof that it's not the vehicle you drive or the parents you have, but what's inside that makes a true hero. Although it doesn't hurt if you have a lightsaber and a robotic hand.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 11 September :: 9.32pm

Imperfection is an opportunity to be better.

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 10 September :: 10.39pm

does anyone know why when i connect to my home network on my blackberry- it says i'm connected and everything but my browser wont let me open any pages?

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 10 September :: 5.08pm

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phil-himself

:: 2009 8 September :: 5.38pm

You now hear the voice of Coach John McGuirk

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phil-himself

:: 2009 8 September :: 12.45pm

Jonathon the zombie, he likes turtles.

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phil-himself

:: 2009 31 August :: 12.56am

skewl tommorow , FML

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.j.e.s.s.

:: 2009 27 August :: 5.11pm

Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmm that you only meant well?
well of course you did
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
of course it is
Mmmm whatcha say?
Mmmm that it's just what we need
you decided this
whatcha say?
Mmmm what did she say?

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phil-himself

:: 2009 27 August :: 12.21pm

Mark Twain Had a Grisly Sense of Humor
In 1863, San Francisco newspapers reported endlessly on the cooked books and financial trickery of mining outfits, and the San Francisco news outlet Territorial Enterprise advised investors to instead put their capital consisting of plague-ridden blankets and Buffalo nickels into San Francisco utility companies. Not out of financial responsibility, or anything; the utility companies were paying several papers bribes for reporting the tips. Still, most people didn't realize what was going on, they just read story after story to the tune of "Oh my God, investing in utilities is so good, you guys."
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phil-himself

:: 2009 22 August :: 12.17am

Inglorious Basterds is absolutely glorious

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phil-himself

:: 2009 21 August :: 6.31pm

This is what happens when little kids try to bug me in online games

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