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2002 16 October :: 9.11 am
LALALALA! Fatman has a date to at least one christmas dance (maybe two), and the prom!
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2002 10 October :: 12.08 pm
Would you survive a horror movie? Find out @ She's Crafty
No psycho slayer is going to get between you and your right to life. You're an ass-kicker, a charge taker, and if need be, a monster masher. You're level-headed in sticky situations, you trust yout instincts, and you're not afraid to get a little dirty while getting the job done. Simply put, you rock! But don't get carried away. Even though your little brother might act like a creep sometimes, you definately shouldn't be driving stakes through his heart!
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2002 6 October :: 9.40 am
In Light of a Better Place
Why must one suffer
Only to love?
And love to suffer
in the end?
However time passes.
Whenever one thinks.
Whatever one does.
It matters naught.
Hallucination and imagination
Entwine in dreams.
Only one thing hurts more.
Why do we try
To win anothers favor?
Granted, it works,
however rarely.
Good begets good?
Hope begets hope?
Love begets love?
Nay.
Not is such a
World where
People are judged by
What they wear;
What they look like;
What they are;
Instead of
Who they are;
What they have come to be...
-Scott Smith
9/23/2002
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2002 6 October :: 9.35 am
Weddings suck. I mean, I never know how to feel. I've got to be happy for the bride and groom, but at the same time I feel a hatred and wanting for something that I can't seem to find. Why are some people always alone?
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2002 3 October :: 3.49 pm
1. What's your name:
Scott Smith
2. What do you wish your name was, instead: Glenn _____
4. Would you ever eat sushi?: no
5. Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body?: Depends on whose body
6. Have you considered homosexuality?: no
7. What's your sexual preference?: you don't know, do you?
8. What were you in a past life?: ...?
9. I punch you. Quick, what do you do?: reach back like a pimp and slap the shit outa you.
10. When confronted with Britney Spears, you...?: ...reach back like a pimp and slap the shit outa her
11. What's your favorite coffee?: the uninvented kind
12. What's your political perspective?: Don't give a fluck
13. Are you my angel?: no, but I watch over people
14. Do you consider yourself a poet?: Yes
15. What do you wanna be when you grow up?: ...alive
16. There's a naked man in your living room. What do you do?: Tell him to put some clothes on before I remove his testicles
17. How stupid do you think you are?: I don't answer trick questions
18. How stupid do other people think you are?: ...other ...people?
19. Who the hell do you think you are?: The Fatman
20. Is the Wonderbra good or bad?: ...dunno
22. What's your favorite fruit?: Strawberries
23. Can you feel the love tonight?: No
24. On a nude beach, you would...?: set people on fire
26. What do you think about contemporary art?: dunno
27. Do you like being naked?: no
28. If we had proof God didn't exist, what would happen?:lotsa shit
29. Do you enjoy cheeze whiz?: on toast
30. What's your position on virginity?: ...VIRGIN
31. On civil unions: WTF
32. On RuPaul: odd
33. On mosquito bites: dammit!
34. On bad sitcoms: click
35. On Fran Drescher: ...THE NANNY
36. Are you left handed or right handed?: right
37. Are you smart?: yup
38. What's your middle name?: Lee
39. How many personalities do you have?: never counted
40. How many piercing do you have?: 0
41. What was your first word?: KITTY!
42. Are you superstitious?: sometimes
43. Do you read your horoscope?: humorscope.com go there and you will understand
44. Do you believe in that stuff?: nope
45. Can you do a cartwheel?: no, I'm fat
46. Do you have contact lenses?: nope
47. Do you have a retainer or braces?: no
48. Can you drive?: not legally
49. Do you snore?: no
50. Do you drool in your sleep?: no
51. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: i lick them
52. Do you keep a journal?: yes
53. Do you like onions?: no
54. Do you like cotton candy?: too sticky
55. What instruments can you play?: ...nothing
56. Do you like to dance?: sometimes
57. Do you like to sing?: yes
58. Are you any good at it?: well, i dunno
59. Do you like to talk on the phone?: no
60. Do you like where you live?: kinda
61. Are you organized?: Depends.
62. Do you sleep with socks on?: no
63. Are you shy?: around some people
64. Do you talk to yourself?: Maybe...
65. Are you a morning person?: no
66. Do you believe in reincarnation?: I have wandering theories about that.
68. Do you believe in God?: yes
69. Do you believe in ghosts?: yes, to an extent
70. Do you believe in bigfoot?: no
71. How old do you wish you were?: 18
72. What will you name your daughter?: Tonya, Barbara Jean,
73. Son?: Glenn, James, Vincent
74. Have you ever thought you were gonna die?: no
75. Where do you wanna go?: Rome
76. What does the man/woman of your dreams look like?: I dunno, looks don't matter.
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2002 2 October :: 12.01 pm
Why do stupid things happen? I mean, seriously, how can you get permanently suspended from school for skipping??
Does that make any friggin' sense at all? And to top that off, there is a possibility of jail time...
WTF is up with our justice system!?!?!?!?!?
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