"I don't want you to give it all up, and leave your own life collecting dust, and I don't want you to feel sorry for me, never gave us a chance to be, I and I don't need you to be by my side, tell me that everythings alright, just wanted you to tell me the truth, you know I'd do that for you!

So why are you running away? Why are you running away?

I did enough to show you that I was willing to give and sacrifice. And I was the one who was lifting you up when you thought that your life had had enough, when I'd get close, you'd turn away, nothing that I can do or say, so now I need you to tell me the truth, you know I'd do that for you!

So why are you running away? Why are you running away?

Is it me? Is it you?
Nothing that I can do, to make you change your mind. Is it me? Is it you? nothing that I can do, is it a waste of time?

Is it me? Is it you? Nothing that I can do to make you change your mind, noooooooo!

So why are you running away? Why are you running away?

So why are you running away? Why are you running away?"

"A long time ago, me and my brother kiel here, we were hitchhike'n down a dark and lonesome road. All of the sudden, there shined a shiny demon in the middle of the road, and he said: (spooky voice) Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls. Well me and Kiel, we looked at eachother, and said: OK. And we played the first thing that came to our heads, just so happened to be that best song in the world, it was the best song in the world, ahhhAAAHHHHA, and it saved our butts, because the demon wouldn't kill us now, but he was forced to set us free by the honor code that demons have to live by! Cause it's Satan's suprise, and it's magic, and it's a mystical disguise, it's the devils song and it's tragic, you are the mystical eyed virgin, and we are rocking. Well needless to say, the beast was stunned. Whip - a - crack whent his stumpy tail! And the beast was done. He asked us: oink, Be you angels? And we said: NAY, WE ARE BUT MEN! ROCK!

This is not the greatest song in the world, nooooo, this is just a tribute, couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, nooo, this is a tribute!

And the peculiar thing is this my friends, the song we played on that fateful night, didn't actually sound anything like this song! This is just a tribute!"