:: 2005 20 September :: 1.47 pm

You're an Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

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:: 2005 20 September :: 1.41 pm

You Are 21 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

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:: 2005 18 September :: 11.55 am

(x)Napoleon Dynamite
(x)Saw
(x)White Noise
()White Oleander
(x)Anger Management
()50 First Dates
(x)Jason X
(x)Scream
(x)Scream 2
(x)Scream 3
(x)Scary Movie
(x)Scary Movie 2
(x)Scary Movie 3
(x)American Pie
(x)American Pie 2
(x)American Wedding
(x)Harry Potter
(x)Harry Potter 2
(x)Harry Potter 3
(x)Resident Evil I
(x)Resident Evil 2
()The Wedding Singer
()Little Black Book
()The Village
()Donnie Darko
(X)Lilo & Stitch
(X)Finding Nemo
()Finding Neverland
(x)13 Ghosts
(x)Signs
(X)The Grinch
(x)Texas Chainsaw Massacre
(X)White Chicks
(X)Butterfly Effect
()Thirteen going on 30
(X)I Robot
(X)Dodge ball
()Universal Soldier
(x)Lemony Snickets: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x)Along Came A Spider
(x)Deep impact
(x)KingPin
()Never Been Kissed
(X)Meet The Parents
(x)Meet The Fockers
()Eight Crazy Nights
()A Cinderella Story
()The Terminal
()The Lizzie McGuire Movie
()Passport to Paris
(x)Dumb & Dumber
(x)Dumb & Dumberer
(x)Final Destination
(x)Final Destination 2
(x)Halloween
(X)The Ring
(x)The Ring 2
(x)Harold & Kumar (white castle)
()Practical Magic
(x)Chicago
()Ghost Ship
(x)From Hell
(x)Hellboy
(x)Secret Window
(X)I Am Sam
()The Whole Nine Yards
(x)The Day After Tomorrow
(x)Child's Play
(X)Bride of Chucky
()Just Married
(x)Gothika
(x)A Nightmare on Elm Street
()Sixteen Candles
(x)Bad Boys
(x)Bad Boys 2
()Joy Ride
(x)Seven (SE7EN)
()Oceans Eleven
()Oceans Twelve
(x)Identity
()Lone Star
(x)Bedazzled
(x)Predator I
(x)Predator II
(x)Independence Day
()Cujo
(x)Pearl Harbor
()A Bronx Tale
(x)Darkness Falls
()Christine
(X)ET
(x)Children of the Corn
()My boss' daughter
()Maid in Manhattan
(x)Frailty
()Best bet
(X)Titanic
(x)How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(X)She's All That
()Calendar Girls
()Sideways
()Stepford Wives
(x)Mars Attacks
()Event Horizon
(x)Ever after
(X)Forrest Gump
(x)Big Trouble in Little China
(x)X-men 1
(x)X-men 2
(x)Euro Trip
(x)Jeepers Creepers
(x)Jeepers Creepers 2
()Catch Me If You Can
()The Others
(x)Freaky Friday
(x)Reign of Fire
()Cruel Intentions
()The Hot Chick
(x)Swimfan
()Miracle
(x)Old School
(x)Ray
()The Notebook
(x)K-Pax
(x)Monsters INC
(X)Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
(x)Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
()A Walk to Remember
()Boogeyman
(x)Hitch
()Back Door Sluts 9
(x)The Fifth Element
()Spiceworld
(x)Star wars episode I
(x)Star wars episode II
(x)Star wars episode IV
(x)Star wars episode V
(x)Star wars episode VI
()Troop Beverly Hills
()Swimming with Sharks
(x)Sweet home alabama
()Trainspotting
()People under the stairs
()Blue Velvet
(x)Sound of music
(X)Parent Trap
()The Burbs
()SLC Punk
(x)Happy Gilmore
(x)Meet Joe Black
(x)Wild girls
(x)Romy & Michelle's...
(X)A Clockwork Orange
()The Order
(x)Troy
(X)Spiderman
(X)Spiderman 2
()Amelie
()Mean Girls
(X)Shrek
(x)Shrek 2
()The wedding planner
(x)The Incredibles
(x)Collateral
(x)The Fast & The Furious
(X)2 Fast 2 Furious
(x)Billy Madison
()Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
()Closer
(X)The Sixth Sense
()Artificial intelligence
(x)Love actually
()Shutter
()Ella Enchanted
()Princess diaries 1
()Princess diaries 2
()Fever Pitch
()the graduate
(x)Constantine
()Million Dollar Baby
(x)Gladiator
()Equilibrium

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:: 2005 14 September :: 12.21 pm

*EDIT*

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:: 2005 11 September :: 12.36 pm

United We Stand, Now and Forever
It are update time! I really don't have anything to say, really, I just know that it's been a while since I last posted. Life is going relativly well. Got some easy classes, got a broken car, still single, still broke. Pretty much the normal stuff. I think I'm gonna try to get a job at menards, because I heard they pay well. Going to shoot for the pool leagues tonight, Kiel couldn't go because a) he didn't pay attention to the start time, and b) he didn't go to work on friday, so he had to reschedule. Oh well, we'll get Chris or Amy to shoot in his place tonight. Although, he hasn't payed dues yet, and they're due tonight, so I dunno how that's gonna work. Lindsay said I need to apply at subway today, because she thinks someone is gonna get fired. Yippie. I could be a sandwich artist. Well, that's pretty much my life in a nutshell. Peace.

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:: 2005 7 September :: 11.52 am

I'm a Straight Shooter!
I am now a member of MOZ Pool team, the Straight Shooters, along with Jake, Kiel, Carl, Steve, Chris, and Amy. Kiel has an edge, though...

He's good at pretending to be gay.

MOZ is a gay bar...

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:: 2005 3 September :: 11.49 pm

Best. Resume. Ever.

NAME: George Martin

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one
that will cooperate).

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But
seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I
wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no! On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE:...7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

Best part of the whole story?
They hired him.

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:: 2005 31 August :: 4.19 pm

:: 2005 31 August :: 3.42 pm

"OMG! I Like 3.14!" ~ Sir Daniel of Wilhite
YAY! AN UPDATE!

Scoot's college schedule:
MWF - 8-11
MW - 5:30PM-7:30PM
TR - 10-11:30

Classes currently taking:
MWF 8:00 - Psyc 102 - Applied Psyc/Behavoir Modification
MWF 10:10 - TH 101 - Theatre Appreciation
MW 5:30 - Hist 101 - Western Civ/Hell a la Tosa
TR 10:10 - Eng 102 - Writing for Composition

Professors:
Psyc - Tim "I'm a morning person" Trainor
TH - Richard "Lord of Darkness" Oman
Hist - Kathy "I can't say a sentence w/o saying 'um'" Tosa
ENG - Richard "M-Effin'" Doctor

Yeah, that's me...

and gas is 3.48 a gallon...

Fuck me...

I drive a car that gets 12 miles/gallon





Fuck me sideways...

3 Said Yes | Wish to be Enlightened?

:: 2005 26 August :: 2.55 pm

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. It is written.

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:: 2005 24 August :: 3.07 pm

MAKE OUT WEEKEND!!

...Whoever ruins this
will be single
and your genitals
will shrink
for the next 4 years.....

National Make Out
weekend is this Friday-Tuesday

If you repost this in the next 7 minutes of reading,
you will be kissed
by someone who really likes you
and who you really like this weekend

You know it!

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:: 2005 19 August :: 4.28 pm

I are cunfuzzled...

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:: 2005 17 August :: 8.58 pm

Paloma - Dove (Spanish)

You are the bringer of peace.

Colour - White

Element - Ice

Emotion -
Peace

Stone - Opal

Weather - Snow

Animal - Dove


Which Unusual Name Suits You?
brought to you by Quizilla

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:: 2005 17 August :: 4.32 am

A - Age you got your first kiss: 15
B - Band listening to right now: PS2 BG Music
C - Crush: Wouldn't you wanna know
D - Dad's name: Scott
E - Easiest person to talk to: Ferris
F - Favorite bands at the moment: ...music
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears?: Gummis
H - Hometown: Muskegon
I - Instruments: n/a
J- Junior High: MCCMS
K - Kids: great on toast
L - Longest car ride ever: From scott-house to new york
M - Mom's name: Gail
N - Nicknames: Fatman, Scoot
O - One wish: Uber-powers, like the genie from aladdin
P - Phobia[s]: trains
Q - Quote: "I'm tired of playing by the rules of someone elses game"
R - Reason to smile: I ate some food!
S - Song you sang last: The Girl and Mister Moon - Ken Lonquist
T - Time you woke up [today]: 11:00
U - Unknown fact about me: I have a very large...talent
V - Vegetable you hate: Tomatoes, Onions, Mushie-rooms
W - Worst habit(s): procrastination
X - X-rays you've had: Foot
Y - Yummy food: anything minus icky stuffs
Z - Zodiac sign: cancer

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:: 2005 12 August :: 12.33 pm

1. Hugs from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do anything.
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her Honestly.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and mean it.
10. Pick her over ur friends.. no matter what. even if your friends call u pussy wiped
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart.
13.Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really shes loves it).
Girls- repost this if u think its sweet
guys- repost this if u would do any of it

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