YOUR SOUL IS IN MY PANTS!!
this morning I was riding my low rider bike, and this big cyclops came falling out of the sky and landed in front of me. he saw that I had a tasty granola bar in my left hand, and he said, 'I see you have a tasty granola bar in your left hand.'
so I said, "Yes, I do happen to have a tasty granola bar in my left hand.'
then he asked if he could have it, and I said 'no, Mr. Cyclops, you cannot have this tasty granola bar, for it is mine.'

then he tried to steal it, and I used my super-mega-ninja moves on him and killed him. i ate my granola bar right after.

but really, I'm at my sister's house right now. so I'm going to go.

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