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2004 26 May :: 4.02 pm
:: Mood: cold
wow i was hyper today!! i woke up at 7:30 and me and bri just joked around and shit.. we were so fuckin hyper.. at 9 ryan came over and me and bri kept punching eachother lol ... she weak!! .... then at 10 we went and got heather and then went to ryans.... then went to school at like 10:30...
math test = easy
english = easy
<3Micherz<3
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP
2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER
3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY
4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT
5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER
6. YOU CANT GO WRONG IF U SHIELD YR DONG
7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.
8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YR MONKEY
9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE
10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER
11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK
12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT
13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS
14. WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE
15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER
16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER
17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL
18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION
19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL
20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER
21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
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2004 26 May :: 3.52 pm
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test
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2004 25 May :: 7.48 pm
My life is rated R. What is your life rated?
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2004 24 May :: 6.22 pm
:: Mood: cheerful
:: Music: GoT iT tWiStEd
feelin pretty good
ok this is how my day went
people annoyed the shit out of me.. idk .... maybe PMS.. idk but holly shit people pissed me off... but besides people annoying me i had a good day lol.. i was also in a really good mood.. i felt scitso (sp?)....
ok so we got our FCAT scores... no surprise really sept i did really good on the math...i normally just get 4 for reading and math but this time i got Reading:4 Math:5... what ever i do good on those kinds of tests for some reason... but anyways!!!!
ok so i come home and my sis (kari) is home and i show her my fcat shit and im like you shuold stick up for me and say i should be aloud to go to heathers party AND go to the beach on sunday.. shes like "why" and im like "cuz mom does what you say" and shes like "ok... but your gunna owe me someday" im like "w/e"... so i clean up the house and blah blah blah im tryin to be all nice and shit.... my mom comes home.... she starts bitchin sayin i lost her shit .... I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I LOST!! CUZ I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS IVE NEVER SEEN IT... but of course i dont bitch i just say i dont know what shes talkin about... then i show her my FCAT shit.. and my moms like good job .. and right when i go to ask about this weekend my sis is like "i think that means she should be aloud out for a while this weekend" and my moms like "ok you can go to heathers party" im like can i go to the beach on sunday and she says no and im like why not... blah blah blah lots of talkin and me doin every lil thing she asks... then i find out shes planing on takin the family camping...and im like mom no im not gunna go cuz im grounded for the first half of the summer and then im going to dads for 2 weeks and then you want me to go camping... that means i only have like a week of summer... blah blah blah... i dont remember how we got to the subject buti say how i hate going to dads and i dont want to but i do it anyways cuz it makes him happy no matter how shitty of a time i have ... so my mom says ok then if your goin to your dads ill take off 2 weeks of you being grounded and you can go to the beach on sun. im like ok !!! and the whole camping thing i bet isnt gunna even happen but i just have to spend time whith her that week she has off...
SOOOO
all and all shorter version!!!
-- i can go to heathers party
-- i get to go to the beach
-- and i am only grounded for 2 more weeks
WOOHOOO!!! lol
well dinner is done gatta go eat <3
<3 Micherz <3
p.s. ... what do i say to ryan?? colettie said dont say anything ... zach said dont say anything and heather says tell.. i know i should tell cuz guilt is a bitch... just dont know what to say or when to say it or what
HELP!!!!!!!!!
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2004 23 May :: 7.06 pm
The Other Eleven Months
1. Put your birth month in an entry.
2.Bold all the ones that apply to you
JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.
FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but those not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.
MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.
JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.
SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive.Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.
DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
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2004 23 May :: 7.03 pm
FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but those not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
wow that shit is so true!!
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2004 23 May :: 1.31 pm
:: Mood: blah
last night
so im still grounded for the next 27 days... it really sucks...but i was aloud out last night untill 10!!... so i went to ryans...his friend randy was there but then he had to leve.. then sean came by with his dads car... haha sean is crazy!!! at like 8:30 ryan was like lets go to the beach im like ok call my mom and ask her if its ok ... AND HE DID LOL IT WAS SO FUNNY!! MY MOM CALLED BACK AND WAS LIKE WTF WAS UP WITH THAT YOU COULDNT CALL YOURSELF.. so yeah we went to the beach ... it was so pretty lol.... then he brought me home at 10 .... i was a good girl i didnt doanything bad!!lol....
the whole time i was with him it was weird ... i havent seen him in over a week... it hurt to really look at him cuz i felt bad... i didnt know if i should tell him about what happend last weekend... i think he knows theres something wrong cuz he kept askin me whats wrong and i was just like nothing nothing.. idk what to do...
<3Mich<3
like zach says: if i werent such a disobedient brat i wouldnt be grounded in the first place
lol
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2004 20 May :: 4.09 pm
:: Mood: happy
there gone!!!!!!!!!
i have no more braces !!! woohoooo!!!! but i dont have a sexxy smile like heather.... i got a huge bag of cookies from the ortho!!! im gunna be so fuckin fat cuz i got that whole bag to myself and im just gunna be shittin on my ass for the next 5 weeks!!! well im bored so im gunna go eat some more and get fat
<3
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2004 16 May :: 4.28 pm
Ryan: hey
ryan: how r u
me: shitty
ryan: so how long am i in hell for
me: lets put it this way i have no reason to live no more
ryan: i really really fucking miss u
ryan: dont say that
ryan: so your saying i am not a reason
me: i really miss you to
ryan: thanks
me: you are a reason but i cant see you for like the longest time
ryan: whatever
me: why whatever??
ryan: cuz i dont care
me: what dont you care about... that i miss you?? or that i cant see you???
ryan: i dont know i just stop caring fri so its like whatever
.......me and him were suposed to chill fri and i sold him out............
and when we were talkin today all he could say was how he doesnt care anymore
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2004 16 May :: 4.16 pm
:: Mood: depressed
:: Music: when im gone
ive never cryed this much
i have no reason to live anymore
right when i stop crying something makes me cry again
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2004 9 May :: 12.20 pm
:: Mood: calm
It's the simple things in life we forget
You hear her talkin' but don't hear what she said
Why do you make something so easy so complicated
Searching for whats right in front of your face
But you can't see it
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2004 28 April :: 10.09 pm
:: Mood: confused
where did i go wrong
what did i do to make them so mad?
im sorry
I DONT WANT TO LOSE YOU
i wont let this brake us apart...
maybe theyll change there minds
im sorry
-*braking down*-
*lil*M*
BeSt FrIeNdS*..
Together They..
Share Tears..
Discuss Fears..
Down Beers..
Gossip About Peers..
Complain About Their Rears..
& Most Of All Hold Onto Each Other Throughout The Years...
well be together forever no matter what happens
<3
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2004 25 April :: 10.06 pm
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screamin _Fuck the World_ like Tupac
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
tellin your boys that I'm on crack
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
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2004 25 April :: 7.00 pm
:: Mood: pissed off
NOT IN THE MOOD FOR THERE SHIT
HI.. My name is Michelle.... and IM the Dumbass
FUCK IT
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2004 18 April :: 8.03 pm
:: Mood: bored
Lots of people did stuff to there hair this weekend
me: i got it redyed to fix the highlights
Heather: cut it
Daniel: cut it so he looks like a marine
Krista: dyed it some blonde color
and i bet more people did shit to there hair cuz people were sayin they were going to this week end.. well see tomorrow
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