wonderelf

ahhhh. i had the WEIRDEST dream last night. alright. so me and my friends and just about everyone else are all staying at this lodge...welllll, there's a mansion/shopping mall thing a while away...so emily and i decided to go shopping or whatever. well it ended up this "mall" was just a huge-ass house with escalators and all...anyways, we went and checked it out and went and bought some stuff on the lower floors, which was like a mini-town set up or whatever, and had cobblestone floors and people actually riding horse & buggies through the "town"...lol! then somehow we guessed the password to the top floor...and it was crazy. like, nobody was up there...anyways, there were about 20 rooms on each side, and each room was the size of like one of those japanese hotels, where it's about the size of a half bathroom and the ceilings are low as hell...so anyhoo, emily and i went in each room to see what was there. of course, the weather channel was on in one room so i wanted to stay. THEN, we finally reached the end of the hall on one of the sides and went into this room...it was all fancy in like a "sexual" way, lol! it was like an all red-velvet room with a weird little bed...candles were lit and rose petals were on the floor...so we went in to see what the hell it was all about, and when we turned to look around the corner behind the door, there was a big shelf and coat hanger-looking things just stockpiled with neon colored frilly/slutty dresses. so we left really quick 'cause it was weird...and went back to the lodge. and so we partied all damn night :) yay and stuff with like, everyone from north. so THEN.



two days later we went back to the house-thing and went shopping some more, and just for jokes we went to the top level, went through all the rooms again...well then emily opened the door to the last room that we were weirded out by...and it was the same setting. except when we opened the door, there were two bodies on the bed ((except we didn't know they were bodies; YET))...some whore in a BRIGHT purple frilly/slutty dress...and a dude under the covers...well obviously they had just got done "actionating" ((my new word for sex ahahahaha))...but next thing you know a little shine of light comes in, we realize that it's two people that apparently just got done having sex...then it hits me that WHOA, holy shit man, we're in a burlesque house!!!! so before i floor it out of there, the guy is like: "what the hell are people doing in here?!?" and the girl was like: "it happens all the time!" and the guy was like: "what do you mean?!?" and the girl was like: "i'm used to it!" anyways, they kept exchanging words, and it was obvious that the guy didn't know she was a whore, but he thought that they were really dating or whatever...but she used him i guess...ANYWAYS...



so i floored it out of there and next thing i know, here comes security! the swat team! the whore! some more whores! and this angered man! all screaming and rioting and wanting to kill us for trespassing! anyhoo, the house seemed to grow longer, i must say, because it never took that damn long to get in OR out. well here i am flying down the escalator and trying to get out of the house...for all i know, emiyl disappeared...anyways, my shoe fell off and i cried...then all i remember was that i FINALLY hit the bottom floor, 'cause i remembered the cobblestone...then i jumped into a laundry basket/bin thing full of some clean slut clothes.



well all i remember then was that i stayed there and finally emily showed herself to the light of day again...and then we sprinted back to the lodge. then i like...made out that night with some hot guy and the next day we left.


crazy, huh? this was the weirdest dream i have EVER have...and i've had many. this even tops the time i married aaron on a trampoline!!!!!!

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